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  1. Jkralovec
    By the garlic smell and taste I expect cheesy bread. It's okay i mean. I liked it before.
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    ahhh dude congrats and. you said the f word. therefore you owe beer. kids today such language. throwing around the f word like that. shameful just shameful Darn, got me! I'll be at sebastian over new years and you can collect your beer! beer nazis
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    So where is the better place to be? Sebastian or Z- Hills?
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    Damnit...what about me?
  5. Jkralovec
    THANK YOU for making my very first Freefly pants! The quality is top notch and I can't wait till I get to wear them at the INVASION! The colors match my rig perfectly. I know it's the second time around because I couldn't measure myself worth dog shit but you stood by your fit guarantee and I couldn't be happier. well done! Jeff
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    DrDive 01/01-01/08 Freeflier29 01/01-01/08 Ladydyver 01/01-01/08 LuckyMcSwervy 12/25-01/03 Skootz 01/01-01/08 JKralovec 12/28-01/01 (Black Mirage G4 with gray piping)
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    Wait till the one you love wants you back and you have to push her away because she fucked you over some years ago. That sucks! But fuck it, enjoy the ride. Chase the dream
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    Link? Think they will work for skiing?
  9. Jkralovec
    Just ask Range to take her. And you know I can get ground shots of people in freefall with the new Nikon lens I have, right?? After I'm done with her, if you're lucky I'll strap you to me
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    I might have taken it slightly far but surely you agree that some compensation, even $5 off a lift ticket on the first load LIKE ADVERTISED would have been appropriate. Other than that, everything went smooth and Debbie manifests like a champion so a big Him Him to her!
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    Not even a night-of post on DZ.com and to completely trick us out of $19 lift tickets on the 8:00 am load because there weren't enough people for the 8:00 am load... that's just bad customer service. Its $5 bucks but they advertised it and THAT is the problem. Plus $45 night jumps? Then charging for strobes and glow sticks...Gimme a break!
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    Seems reasonable enough. Pics or it didn't happen :)
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    304FA0F9 I'm down
  14. Jkralovec
    Motivation is the key to success. I can't think of any better motivator.
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    It won't matter how high the pull is. Opening shock with two people under one standard sized canopy is going to be a jolt. Brace yourself against opening shock and if you two haven't been ripped apart, then have at it. That's why I want my tandem master rating. No worry of separation! Yep, that would be preferable. They don't call it the 5th attachment for nothing! Never heard that one before Any regs against this?
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    It won't matter how high the pull is. Opening shock with two people under one standard sized canopy is going to be a jolt. Brace yourself against opening shock and if you two haven't been ripped apart, then have at it. That's why I want my tandem master rating. No worry of separation!
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    I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work
  18. Jkralovec
    NO! The little dude shrinks up like none other :leaving:
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    Mr. Bill exit, you could be doin' it in the door and just roll out the plane. (People with limited imaginations . . . heh.) Mr. Bill...wouldn't she have to be giving me skull for that to happen? Do I have the logistics, right?
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    Oh...she finally got around to asking you TOO?! ! She's been awful interested in trying new things lately so whatever you're doing, keep it up!
  21. Jkralovec
    So my girlfriend just asked me if we could have sex while skydiving. Getting my tandem master rating is the only feasible way I could could see this happening. So...whodunnit?
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    "TRICKERY Skydiving Center" Sometimes you gotta remember that we jumpers are your customers too. You can't just fuck us and expect us to come back. Sup Evo. Are you doing your 100 soon?
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    I took a shower after getting pied for my 100th with my blackberry in my pocket at TRICKERY Skydiving Center See: SOAKED It was tripping out and i quickly took the battery out. On the drive home, I put the phone, backside down without the rear panel on the defrost vent and cranked that shit up to high. About 3 hours later it was working properly.
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    Pics or it didn't happen
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    Another variation of that is something my wife catches all the time grocery shopping...the price of the item as marked isn't the price the scanner at the check-out shows. We shop at 2 or 3 grocery stores in town, they all seem to have that 'problem'...complaining to the management only results in getting the right price right then, nobody changes anything so the next person buying that item also gets overcharged. An occasionall oversight is understandable, but this happens more often than not. It seems to be on-going and a planned profit generator. There was a time when grocery stores used Fluorescent lights with a pinkish hue in the meat sections. It made the meats look more appetizing. FDA banned this practice. Trickery, just like Triangle Skydiving Center