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something you're good at maybe? ----- ~~~Michael
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200 meters isn't far...see http://www.punkinchunkin.com/results2002.htm I have the sad pleasure of saying that my brother knows most of the members of the current world record holder punkin chunkin team - over 4000 feet I believe. I never looked but can't find a picture of their chunker online. Scary part of the whole thing is they've got corporate sponsorship and one of the guys on their team is a balistics expert. And I though skydivers had too much time on their hands sometimes... ----- ~~~Michael
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Forgive me for thinking at all. I forgot to leave my brain at the door. Does this mean I get to be spanked by skymama or the bytch?
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It sometimes seems though that the U.S. does not learn and keeps doing it, over and over and over... ----- ~~~Michael
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The TRV11 is a good camera. I'm actually looking for a second one so I can justify spending a grand for an underwater housing for scuba. ----- ~~~Michael
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Keep in mind that (depending on the organizer, etc.) you'll have to cover the organizers slot, as where you won't with the Official Organizers in the tents. Mary, Bill, etc. (I definately know Mary will) organize outside of the tent in addition to everything else they're doing. btw-I heard from a little birdy that the bytch is trying to get into being an organizer... ----- ~~~Michael
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Sorry...had to borrow it...btw, your statement would confirm I have three personalities in my head...Me, Myself and I. It's kinda fun when they all talk... ----- ~~~Michael
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never did sign that thing. Only made it to the tent once though... ----- ~~~Michael
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Actually, Old is one step beyond quitting having fun. You take the first step and decide you don't want to have fun anymore, then you die. It's a 3 step program. ----- ~~~Michael
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If you do the same stupid stuff over and over again, well, see: http://www.darwinawards.com/ then we make fun of them. As the incident report would read, the deceased was last seen consuming an extreme amount of alcohol prior to driving a golf cart through a bonfire repeatedly before the cart ran out of gas. the deceased attempted to restart the cart many times all while beating off rescue attempts. ----- ~~~Michael
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Probably...that's just the small idiot factor that's in any group. i.e the small population that has absolutely no respect for other's property. ----- ~~~Michael
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Yes, within a year...Had a couple beers with her last week at Schooners in Illinois. She went to high school with my h.s. sig other. Small world this is... ----- ~~~Michael
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There isn't a signed contract yet. The contract for last year was just for one year, a trial if you will. There are a few small things that B & B2 (Bernice & Beth) are working on to get resolved. I'm still working on the new website too. Got all my artwork late and life is happening too quickly right now (see marital status thread for answers). Trust me, when I know, you'll know. In the meantime, deals are being made with various travel resources (Amtrak, others, etc.) for skydiver discounts. Bluez~~~ Michael ----- ~~~Michael
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Best I ever saw in action was from a friend of mine in Chicago. His line simply was, "Want to go home with me and fuck?" He'd start at one end of the bar and, yes, he'd get slapped a few times, but would on most ocassions get a taker somewhere along the line. ----- ~~~Michael
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Did have a view like that (Parker Colorado) but they built another stupid friggin house behind me to block that view... ----- ~~~Michael
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You got to love when life really complicates life...I'll give you more details if you track me down at the Convention... Took the trip, didn't take the leap... ----- ~~~Michael
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Just to clarify, not a divorce...just a breakup with a few financial (house) strings attached. Most likely relocating to Illinois from Colorado too for other reasons. ----- ~~~Michael
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On the way to being single again... ----- ~~~Michael
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A coarsely threaded screw and a pair of plyers do work...If you really want it, you'll find a way to get it open. ----- ~~~Michael
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Colorado has the 'Make My Day' law. An officer once told to that if I was to ever exercise that right, make sure to shoot them in the front, then drag them back into the house. ----- ~~~Michael
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Watched a bit of it and it's all repeat stuff now. but they haven't said plane models yet, just a single and a twin engine collided... ----- ~~~Michael
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I've heard that too from other senior staffers, but nothing has materialized yet...I'd be there... btw-I'll call you when I get back in town - I've got a 'funny thing happened on the way to dinner' story for you. Remember my friend Amy? Well, she's devious...Very devious... ----- ~~~Michael
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Mar- Be glad the WFFC isn't in January. It was 15 degrees on the ground with winds @ 8-10. Tolerable, but not desireable. Besides, I wouldn't want to sleep outside in this. I've already got my collection of polar bear patches from boy scouts... ----- ~~~Michael
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Don't go to the doc often, but do tell him everything. A bad landing that cracked my tailbone ended up being reported as 'slipped on ice' (in August). BTW-Doc is ex-Airborne. ----- ~~~Michael
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Sorry...I'm floating on about 7 hours of sleep over the past couple days and partially doing the family thing while I'm in town. Didn't realize that Sunshine was down the road until just a few days ago. Besides, I let her know that if the weather was jumpable today, I'd be at the DZ. Guess who didn't show... ----- ~~~Michael