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I would hit that like a fist of an angry god! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know...I never got these Arabs! Really 77 virgins! I mean I don't want 1! Just give me a girl who will ride my dick like a mechanial bull, pinch her nipples, rub her clit and scream my name....and maybe we can talk. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/17/us/gallery/space-shuttle-final-flight/index.html?hpt=hp_c2 I'm sorry but this sucks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Dudes I'm a freaking hero! Legal called me up this morning thanking me for making sure that all our people were on the clock so that the liability of injury was covered. And that they were very worried and almost cancelled the Boy Scout Jamboree for fear of liability concerns. My little one page memo that I sent using what we learned in my business law class has made it up to the executives desk and they are strong indications via emails to my supervisor that they are very happy with my offices strategic thinking. Hey see, sometimes when you fight for the little guy, the big guys win too! Maybe I'll have a drink! http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-04-12/why-you-should-drink-at-work Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I can. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Jessi I have a blond addiction. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.motorward.com/2012/04/first-lamborghini-aventador-goes-up-in-flames/ Left rear wheel caught fire, burning the car to a crisp. Boy you left the ebreaks on! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

True. But, I'll bet you that their total tax burden as a percentage of income is still incredibly low. How dare you revert to logical thinking! You mean these people don't eat more than you or drink more than you or drive more than you! But they are rich they should eat like 100 times more than you every day! FYI all of the above, accountants, staff legal and food...tax write off. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

FoShiz! I mean can we at least have a photo or three? I don't think Kari's ur type bro...she's real. For real Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I just want one rib.... Just one rib. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

FoShiz! I mean can we at least have a photo or three? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

1) Jazz hands! 2) I like big balls, this big! Mama loves her man to have an easter basket! 3) Pass it to me I'm oopen! 4) I wash my ass in a pile of money this big Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I saw this on the morning news this morning as well. Ladies pleas please please don't do this. If you know a good friend who is thinking about it please don't let them. Friends don't let friends hurt themselves just to look good for their mother in law. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/47061726/ns/today-today_health/ Ok ladies it's that day you have been waiting for since the last time you were waiting for it. The day you are going to wear that dress and walk down the plank and look at that man and know full well you can now put your sex drive in the basement along with your love of motorcycles and beer. (this does not apply to any of the skydiving ladies because apparently they are all different from the normal ladies that walk the face of the earth). And to fit in that undersized dress you have been sucking ice water via a straw? WTF! No really! What are you thinking! Look these photos are forever! No joke forever! So if you are naturally a size 8 and you starved yourself to a very interesting size 4 to fit into said dress you will forever be pissed that you returned back to your normal weight and size and perputally be pissed off and angry at yourself and thus take it out on your new husband who has no clue WTF is going on because you keep asking really dumb questions such as but not limited to 1) Does this make me look fat 2) Has my ass gotten bigger since we got married And the ever popular death trap. 3) Do you think she looks better than I do! OK ladies, for the first time in your lives I want you to listen to a man! And in this case, me. Before your wedding gain weigh! I mean pack on the pounds like it's your freaking job! I mean don't stop eating till the button on your pants pops off at such velocity that it knocks peoples teeth out! Eat to the point where your B(.)(.)BIES are at least 4 sizes too gig! Then have your wedding and then loose the weight and return to your normal weight. So that when people come over and view your wedding photos everyone will say the same thing "Wow girl you lost weight, looking very good now." Then you will feel happy and you will rape your husband at least twice a day! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

A good number of these ladies were after the divorce! Nothing says loving like setting up a strip club pub crawl! Did it while I was at university since the girls got free drinks at the Canadian bars and did it again after the divorce. It was good clean fun and just a great excuse for the ladies to dress trashy and hot and sexy on a day other than Halloween. Now back on topic....really? As the god of this universe, prove me wrong, I feel that these camel fuckers who are afraid of seeing good looking ladies in skimpy bathing suits need to STFU and STFD and go off and be good engineers and hide in their cubes and marry chubby chicks who boss them around like little bitches. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I don't know I've never been all that impressed by home schooled kids. They just seem a little too odd for me. And don't get me started about their parents! It's all a little too white bread for me. And as good as a parent thinks they are, a teacher is better, and a fellow student teaching another student via explanation is even more beneficial to the students cognitive and social development. And really? Do you want your kid to meet someone like me for the first time when they are in university or when they are in grade school? I'm a non practicing Muslim who is very liberal and can just about anyone to do what they always wanted to do but were too afraid of doing. You are talking to Shah, the guy who has single handedly taken well over 100 innocent bi curious women to strip clubs and taught them that being comfortable in their sexuality was and is a gift of the universe. I'm like a cult leader, without the cult and the massive tax write off! NOW ladies, here is a ball, here is a net and here are your bikinis and please allow me to rub baby oil all over them sexy thighs! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

For real and when you get home the last thing you want to see is a computer! Eh it is what it is! but if it's as good as all the great skydiving comercials i have seen over the past two years I'm sure it rocked! Though I have to say the Kia one was the best! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Mormons fear me. I knew a Mormon girl at my university who was "home schooled" Really how much of a pompous self righteous ass do you have to be to think that you can do a better job teaching your kid than those who have a Masters in teaching? Any how she lived down the hall from me...and on like day 3 walked over and noticed I had a hammock above my bed. Asked what it was, then asked if she could try it out. Hey I was 21 she was 18 freshman....even my gay friend would have been on that like white on rice! So we got to talking and well the ladies, even Morman ones, love the Shah and well one thing led to another and we visited a sex shop where for giggles I bought her a simple black leather studded wrist band thing... She then went home for Thanks Giving to see her parents...came back and sadly informed me that she was not to hang out with me because I was...and this is no lie...the devil. To say I was flattered is an understatement. But seriously you religious fucks! And you god darn camel humping Arabs! I your GOD, hey argue that I'm not god, gave women boobies and amazing asses to be looked at, kissed and licked......if you don't like it find your way out of my universe! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Forums: Permission Denied Oops! You are not authorized to view that page. YEAH! I can't view this thread! And I can't view youtube at work.... Shucks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Um, Shah? What ever happened to that promise to be nice to engineering types, etc, etc...for a year? Yeah well....I was walking into work the other day and one of the engineering chicks farted infront of me....didn't even turn around to say sorry...just ripped a fat fart from her titanic ass and well at that point I took it as a sign from god! And WTF is this shit! http://modestswimsuitsandswimwear.com/lds-swimwear.php Really! WTF! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah having pussy on the mind or face will that to you..it's ok Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah but rock climbing chicks are cute! Always rocking tight pants and tight tops with really big manly hands to grab your nipples hard like some sort of 5.10 hole while screaming "Who's dick is this...." Oh and did I mention they were bendy and always had power bars? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.burqini.com/ WTF! This is some crazy ass shit the "thick" engineering girls rock at the pool....and they wonder why the guys look right past them! Muslim countries can go fuck themselves! NO really go fuck yourself you camel fucking fuck! Get your shit in gear let your women show off their bodies like god intended or we will elect Bush 3.0 and liberate your sorry camel loving asses and introduce you to 1) Bikinis! 2) Women's lib! 3) BLT's and my favorite! 4) Porn! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Never got into that choaking and spitting thing...leave that to the porn from Japan...which i just don't get. But a little tea bagging action would be nice. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

that just made me choke on my morning tea. I don't think she's that kinky Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!