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What if she is...."Well built" or "Handsome"? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Uh hu.....tell me how you really feel! I'm not sure who should be more, "uncomfortable". Me the guy who works hard, has the good job, works out and is well put together so at to attract the type of life partner he is looking for. OR The cute sexy ladies who are looking for a guy who is well put together, stable and has a good job who may consider this as an option. I guess a true macro economics would just call this a part of the new global socio economic structure of life and that we should get use to it for not only can it be viewed as a simply supply meets demand curve but the new normal until the supply and demand curves become more balanced? I wonder how a sociologist would look at this? She wants a better life, he wants a better life and east meets west, north meets south and all is well? Or what my beloved grandmother who passed away a few years back of cancer would thing..."Shah look at this book of well educated beautiful Persian woman all looking to marry well educated handsome Persian men, just tell me which you wish to marry." Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I have soft hands I'm up for the job! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Amen! And if the hookers are bringing the blow...well then there is a god! Nah I'll be honest I was happiest when I was married. So in a way I was kind of pissed at the guy that he cheated his way into buying exactly what he wanted. It's kind of like scrounging around and assembling your rig from things you bought second hand and scrounged around the DZ yeah it fits but it's not exactly 100% what you want.....but you worked hard for it and are like "oh yeah, it may not fit but it's mine bitches!" And then this douche bag just shows up off of jump 11 whips out a wad of cash that could gag a donkey and gets a color matched suit and rig with ever freaking bell and whistle known to man and some and walks around with a big fat shit eating grin on his face. And they you look at your own rig which you worked your ass off with all its flaws and think...SHIT! Man that aint right! And start imposing extra ordinary beer fins on the guy! Funny though when i posted asking my chick friends on face book what they thought, the number of nasty grams i got was amazing! I wonder what the ladies in the ladies room think of this? Since I'm not allowed in any more...go figure! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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OMG i just died laughing, my West Asian friend just told me "Oh you dumb ass white folks! You have to pay? What! Are you kidding me! My mom just got me one two years ago. I didn't even have to ask, she just showed up! I saved time and money bitches!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hey man I don't know but good god I'm still getting nasty grams from some ladies on face book for even thinking about it! I know I would not do it but....well I guess these ladies are worried that all the good guys will wake up and just buy instead of work for it? Funky right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Drew I agree 100% with your evaluation of this discussion. However as I have stated, I know a large number of well educated engineers and scientists who work very hard went on 40+ dates and are now married to "well rounded" "well built" "stout" "handsome" women who are currently stay at home assets...as in their ass is set. Thus, maybe in this circumstance this GOD LIKE IT guy was on the right track? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Her teeth looked ok to me, but wasn't going to ask to check them out...would have been a little odd don't you think? I actually think she was from Colombia, was not 100% sure of the accent. But look here is my story in under a million words, I use to work in Finland, I met my now X wife at a bus stop, we fell in love, I had to fight the US embassy to have her in my life, we got married, she came to the US, we were in love, I paid for 75% of her education and she had a job. I got divorced via text message because she was cheating on me for about 6 months if not more. Opportunity costs are about the same? Be it you bump into Ms. Right at a bus stop or pick her up? I'll be honest with you all, since I always am, I am more pissed at the guy for buying into what appears to be the perfect partner rather than doing his ground work. Looking at the opportunity costs, maybe this is why Trump does this and the rest of us chumps....eat well, dress well, smell well and do our up most to be on our game at any bar any club and any time instead of hanging out with friends and skydiving or making money? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

First off I'm not going to lie, on a whole I am a pragmatist. I'm one who always expects the worst and plans for it and prays for the best. I'm always doing opportunity cost evaluations in my head before making a decision. And thus I don't expect to "bump" into the future Ms. Shah in under 40 dates. Write or wrong it is who I am an how I view the world. That said WRT You're going to need to get really lucky to find yourself a mail order bride who doesn't want her 'get everything for free' dream, or who has the desire to work and pay for her half. Ah I thought the same thing! Marry one of these very attractive long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied hotties...and then I have to feed them! WTF! But while I was putting away my 4th glass of boxed Shiraz and contemplating various nude yoga poses it hit me....apparently lots of things hit me! Of my engineering friends a good HALF are married to women who do not work! No joke! These guys are married to...."handsome" women who do nothing more than clean house, pick up kids and put away copious amounts of calories in preparation for the end times when Twinkies will be all but extinct. And those guys worked hard to get these "well built" women. They actually went on 40 dates and in the end they still ended up with a "stout" partner. Thus I have to reiterate, I WAS WRONG in looking down my amazing nose at the IT GOD and his Bellerose Barbie wife! Now not saying I will do it...but it did give me pause. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

1. What is your favorite word? Sexy 2. What is your least favorite word? Engineer 3. What turns you on? Sexy ladies 4. What turns you off? Unsexy ladies who just won't stop telling me about "nice girls" 5. What sound or noise do you love? "Oh SHAH! Don't stop!" 6. What sound or noise do you hate? "So do you want to have kids?" 7. What is your favorite curse word? SHIT! 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? DJ! 9. What profession would you not like to do? OBGYN 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Shah, I do exist, yes it was fun doing all that stuff, don't be so angry, you did good, first round is on me!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The economics of a mail order bride and how one will allow you to have more funds to skydive. This past Saturday I was at the grocery store when I saw this long legged, flat bellied, perky bobbied amazing assed hoty walking into the coffee isle. I being a true hunter of all sexy ladies thought...I need some coffee as well. So I casually followed this lovely woman to see what she was getting and I could impress her with my charm whit and amazing good looks. And what would you know she was with this IT looking albino guy...way out of her league and they were shopping for coffee together. So this got the better of me so I faked shopped near them to see what was going on! And sure as shit, she had a great Eastern European accent. That jive turkey IT guy had a mail order bride. And that got me thinking. First off I did what any good looking guy with lots of cute female friends would so, looked down my well shaped nose at this man! Ha look at you! Had to buy Bellerose Barbie! What a dork! Looser! Pathetic! I also posted about it on face book to see what the hot lady friends of Shah thought of such an idea of mail order bride...10 nasty grams later! I realized I may have kicked the preverbal bull square in the junk. If these mid 30 something ladies are this pissed it must be worth thinking about! So I drank my boxed wine and thought...and it hit me! It hit me like a shovel to the face! This IT dork I was looking down upon was not a man rather he was A GOD! A TRUE GOD! Average cost of average mail order bride is $4,000 let's say. Average cost of average date is $100. When we do some math, $100*X=$4,000 HOLY CRAP that's only 40 dates! If I cheeped out and went Dutch that's only 80 dates! Boys I now have an MBA thus I understand financial calculations and economics like any fresh faced sexy masters student. Simple math dictates that you are way better off simply buying a mail order wife than actually going out and trying to get lucky in finding that lovely woman who will make you yodel every morning! The Time Value of Money just simply states that it makes financial sense to forgo spending hours listening to useless crap and just buying a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotty! And even if you are not into that, FREAK!, I'm sure you can order a "nice one" who has a great personality! Thus you will have more time and money to skydive and work your way to skygodness! Oh and don't worry prenups hold up on court just write a good one and you should be golden! Think of it as your reserve in case things go to shit! So what do you think? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

At our current anemic growth rate it is predicted that if all goes well we may be at "full" employment in 2020. Which is very far from today and we will all most likely be dead by then or wishing we were. However that aside and the fact that there is some seriously huge money int he game ensuring that things will not get fixed quickly the jellocrats may be pro big money but why are is the GOP so overtly in love with trust fund babies? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well put very well put but we are in a global market place and sadly now that the walls are down we are on our way down fast and quick and let me tell you....life in China isn't all that it's cracked up to be. And we are not too long from being no better than them. Well let's be honest with ourselves for a second both parties were part of opening up China and exporting jobs. AND let's be honest for a second it was inevitable. But that aside....why the love of trust fund babies? First it was Jesus H Bush and you trickle that down and there are many many well healed sons who are the starts of the Republican party. What gives? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So why do Republicans love Trust Fund Babies? Honest question? Let's talk about it? It is rather all isn't it? The GOP seems to truly have a thing for trust fund babies as their leaders? What's up with that? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Kissing a man without a moustache is like drinking champagne without bubbles” http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17819632 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah same here, need a change in life...something more professional than engineering would be a very nice change. Not a big fan of being the only well dressed Master in the building. And yes thank you but I'll be 100% though I spent many Saturdays looking out the window envious of my friends who were skydiving now I find myself missing the mental stimulation of being in class. My brain in a way now yearning for more information it's not even funny! Maybe I'll go for my doctorates and make every one call me Dr. Shah! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Doors, windows, panties what ever gets me into that office where there are at least 50% women and a 25% bump in pay! Brother not only is going to date but has to have the money to support the dating! Unless the ladies start paying for Master Shah's services? Which they should! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You were a GS-5 with an engineering degree and experience? I interened as a GS-5 during college. And my company is hiring like gangbusters right now. Not sure how long that'll last, but it's not all doom and gloom out there. . 02 was a very bad year for engineers. But that's what they were hiring at. I worked my way up to a GS-13 and now it's ok. But remember we are talking NJ which is very expensive. But what can you do? However that said they really do need to bump up the starting pay of engineers a little and make it more attractive. Less and less kids are choosing to study engineering which if you ask me....is a real shame! Because what we have right now is a bunch of dull dorks and what we need are some cock and balls risk takers! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

How is it? Just wondering? Are the numbers going up or down? For me I know it's just due to knowing more people thus yes my numbers are way off. thus asking and just wondering. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

engineering? REALLY! Hu...who knew? When I worked in Europe I was rocking 3k Euros a month + they paid for my appartment and stuff. 2002 When I came to the US and worked for the feds i was a GS-5-12 in NJ...so that's about $36k. I made more money in Finalnd than i did in the US! That sucked! Over 8 years I am at a GS-13-3 but we pay shit here, but we can pay shit here, no one is hiring engineers in NJ or the north east at the moment. And if they are the pay isn't the best from what I'm told. But at least I make more than the average Mech E but in a very expensive location...go figure! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No matter what I will study or how successful I will be in life I will always and forever never take myself or my achievements too seriously. Life is just too short to be serious and constantly on edge. And if you can make just one person smile then a flat chested girl gets her boob job....or wait...is that an angle gets its wings? Well either way it's good karma. But it is time to move out of the federal work force and move into industry but the economy isn't exactly rocking right now so I will just sit tight and wait it out. But hopefully not too long so as to make my education like many of my pick up lines obsolete Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

As some of you may or may not know or just wanted to know but were too afraid to ask or knew and just didn't wish to share and so on and so on and so on. I have been spending my Saturdays from 8am-5pm in school exercising my love muscle....my brain you pervert! 2 years every Saturday, didn't miss a single freaking day and now I have my (drum roll please, if you don't have drums just grab two cube mates and utilize their asses as bongos). I am now Masters In Business Administration. And me being me I did it in style! Yeah I have an Executive Master In Business Administration. So not only am I a very sexy man I am also a very learned man who will forever be referred to as "Masta Shah" As for my future plans with life and love and all things great? Well other than getting more jumps and proving one can swoop a 7 cell Triathlon in a Talon 1 container and taking over the world? Well I just want a simple life you know nothing much. I want to be the business development guy for a medium sized fashion house in Manhattan where I will be the only straight man on staff such that I can finally feel what it feels like to be one of our well built engineering ladies. Hit on nonstop and flirted with relentlessly by attractive, long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotties who correctly think that I am one very hot piece of ass! Note attached photo of my sexy self. So if you or any one you know or don't know or just wanted to know but were too afraid to ask knows some ones brothers roommates cousins uncle who knows of a position described above please contact me. And yes yes my good man I will be your wing man any day any time any place and introduce you to all the sexy cute giggly girls as "My home boy the skydiver" And that boys and girls is how you network and stuff! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I was. But nope i'm one of those educated bastards that looks at the world and realizes that many companies have more power than many nations. Not only in terms of liquidity but simple power. If Exxon wanted gas in the US could easily be $5 tomorrow. And what could you do about it? Nothing. So what makes you think the government can do shit? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I honestly think it no longer matters. Coorperations now have more power than almost any nation on earth and it doesn't matter who we elect. The pump is set up and won't turn off untill all the water is out of the sea. The rich will get richer, the poor will die and as a middle class dick i'm so glad i can speak spanish. Sorry boys, not even Obama can save us from ourselves. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!