shah269

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  1. but lots of time to be on DZ.com Well that's easy to do you know. Read read read...look up read a bit more find a nice quick way to make the engineers pissed off and the ladies knickers get in a twist...and go back to my work. Like right now, i'm on a phone conference which reminds me of one of Reverend Lovejoys sermons on constancy so I can multi task! Case in point, You know what I like about this show Mad Men? The men still had their balls back in the day didn't they? Maybe it was because they knew how to dress and carry themselves or knew how to be stern yet professional with their secretaries. But sadly that is long gone! Well in Engineering anyway! Is there anything more sad than watching a pussy whipped asburger engineer cower in fear of his secretary when he asks her to please order paper for the office an she doesn't want to? Back in the day, men apparently had balls and back bone and were sharks in the sea. But today in the engineering world......well it's just sad! Says Shah who is currently rocking well fitting ironed clothes but sadly no tie nor shoes today...I have to go and do some inventory so can't dress too nice for the dirty places? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. Yeah she's "intersting" but well let me put it this way i would step over my own mother for a dat with Mr. January Jones! Good FREAKING GOD SHE IS HOT! Very much my type! I don't care if she is a cannibal likes to play with knives...she is freaking HOT!
  3. omg that is EPIC! Bravo! BRAVO! I have no idea how you parents do it! You guys are rock stars! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. Hey guys and gals, I have been working on my MBA for the past two years so I have had very limited time to catch TV. So far I've watched 15 episodes and let me tell you this is one freaking great show! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. Yeah I was way behind the 8 ball when it came to angry birds but where was this show all of my life! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/05/31/news/web_photos/31.1N007.hotforteacher2.C--300x300.jpg holy shit she is freaking HOT! WTF! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. So he's a creative speller.....I'm ok with that. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. WOW if you bumping you be showing! What's this all about! Bump and no photo! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. How true is this? is there any data to prove this? http://www.businessinsider.com/hp-pc-layoffs-2012-5 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. How much did your education cost when you were at university? I'll give you a hint, for me in 2002 it was....$15k a year. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. This is a question for Dr. Shah! Hey everyone! Hum....well....may i make a suggestion? Well two actually! 1) Undies! What type are you rocking? May i highly suggest a pair that hold your balls as the torphy that they are! 2) Go buy a box of Fiber One brownies and see if that helps. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. If after 10 years of work you are not able to afford a nice car for yourself...oods are you can't even afford to take care of your family or put your rug rat snot nosed kid into one of those $200k schools! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. someday you might venture out into the real world. Average income of an engineer is a solid $100k after about 10 years of work. Liberal arts folks are a dime a dozen. However that said more and more engineering jobs are being sent off to SEA due to the simple fact that engineers in SEA are more affordable. So soon even engineers will only make $45k. And to think a new BMW 1 is that...$45k! HA! Oh we are so FUCKED! IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. You know what's over rated? Spell check! Now if you don't mind I'm going to go off and play GTP Grand Theft Porn You are Ron J and you are running around convincing young women to go into porn! Wait a min the E book was right! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Hey I'm just pissed my Browth thread was taken out back and shot Engineering ladies do hate it when you start shining light into their little worlds. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. As he's walking into the water....soon all you will hear is bubble bubble bubble and he will think.....how did Jesus do this? Oh yeah, it was 1/1,000,000 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. OK well how about this you try and walk on water and let me know how it works out for you. I'll hedge my best and take the bridge. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. For real! I mean did you see they wrote an E book about this! I mean really! Who would buy that! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. you should do the same with what gravitymaster wrote, particularly the last sentence referencing Bill Gates. Yeah Mr. Gates can walk on water because he was at the right place at the right time and just so happens to have bought the right bit of code and is now worth a good ammount of money. OK let's just call that good luck. Good luck means low odds. The odds are zero when you don't even try. University education alows you to hedge your bets. Improve your odds of living a good life. Sorry if i don't live long shot to long shot. I'm not a CEO of a big investment firm gambling with other peoples money. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. you should do the same with what gravitymaster wrote, particularly the last sentence referencing Bill Gates. Yeah Mr. Gates can walk on water because he was at the right place at the right time and just so happens to have bought the right bit of code and is now worth a good ammount of money. OK let's just call that good luck. Good luck means low odds. Will this happen to you? Nope! Will it happen? yeah! Jesus walked on water! You and I will have to swim. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. Read what I wrote again. And this time think about it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. I'm sorry I was looking at porn and playing Halo 3 and dry humping my chair! Did you say something? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. Won't return my phone calls! The phone is ringing pick it up! I mean come on! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. Apparently we men are some sort of sex crazed animal that should be "educated" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  25. Bro where were you! You didn't Bro the Broth! And now look! LOOK AT THIS! Video games + Porn = Some sort of sex crazed horrible horrible man.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!