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Legally blind? I know it's a 1 in a million question but is there any way a legally blind person can obtain their A? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Look I'm not saying dress as if you were going out to a go go bar but....you know.....sweat pants? yoga pants? really? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hey what can I say? The ladies love the Shah and the Shah loves the ladies. He's as much of a lover as he is a sexy piece of ass who truly deeply understands the needs and wants of your very sexy ladies! Feel free to friend him on face book and admire him with all his other hot lady friends. After all what he wants is what he has to offer. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

My lady friends love the Shah and we have many open conversations about such a topic thus why Shah is so good in bed. 1) Brush you darn teeth boy! Nothing turns a woman off more than funky stuff between yo teeth! 2) Brother manscape! I mean if she has to fight of juggle gorillas to get her hands on your banana...it aint fun for her. That and it prevents gamey balls, funky shaft and provided that optical inch! But from the hot lady friends of Shah trim don't shave. Apparently not many girls are into ingrown hairs on your one big hair. 3) Yo undies! Yeah apparently the ladies care about your undies as much as you are about theirs. Some girls won't touch a guy if he's rocking tighty whities. Othes won't touch a guy if he's rocking vintage used well ventilated boxer shorts? 4) Back hair! Turns out many ladies do love the chest hair! It gives them something to hold on to when they are riding you like a mechanical bull and you are screaming in pain of having your chest hairs pulled out. But back hair is a total no no. If you are manscaping take the time and energy to take care of that back as well. 5) Wash them balls! Note gamy balls and man scaping. 6) Look at your fingers, you see those finger nails? Are they clean? Are they well maintained? Or do they look like rusty black rocks? And why would she love you tickling her G spot with those shovels? Trim boy trim those fingers and toes! 7) Muffdivers! Anit nothing a woman loves than a moffdiver. But boys those whiskers of ours are like 500 grit sand paper on the lady parts and well as much as she may be into it she doesn't like to have her skin removed from where it hurts the most. 8) Shut up listen and cuddle. And for the love of shit when she says she is thirsty just don’t' go and get her a bottle of water. Agree with her that you too are thirsty and that you too would like a bottle of water. Talk about it for about 10 minutes and she will agree that she will go get a bottle of water for the both of you and will think you are a wonderful man for being so in touch with your feelings. For more consult with Dr. Shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You loose money? They make money. You make money? They make money. Why didn't i think about it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ah hell they are just doing their jobs. They don't want to be there any more than you do. Back 8 years ago I use to travel to Yuma almost once a month. Same flight same time same crew. It was kind of funny since I knew everyone on the plane and kept getting searched by the same TSA guys. So the third time this happened while I was getting my morning back rub before my long flight I looked over and recognized the guy as the guy who had given me two checks in the past. Shah "Oh this is how it is?" Dude "Excuse me?" Shah "You know I'm not a cheap date you know." Dude "Excuse me sir?" Shah "You know after the last two pat downs I was sure you were at least going to call me and maybe." Dude "Looks up...hu?" Shah "Remember last month I was here and the month before as well...your hands were softer than and you said you would call...why..oh why didn't you call? Dude "Oh my god I remember you holy oh my god..." Well we both started laughing our asses off and we both got screamed at by his boss for not being more professional. It was a classic Bevil and But head moment. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Dude I'm from Iran, may name is Shah. TSA loves me in all the wrong ways! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I drink Sangria. At times when I'm at meetings both in my facility as well as others all I can think of is "Lady the Peopleorwallmart.com called, and want to know what the hell were you thinking! Leggings and flip flops in the office!" and hey it's not like the guys are any better either....wooh it's starting to get "ripe" in the engineering offices! Boys curry and butter do not qualify as deodorant! It hits you like a brick to the face when you walk into the offices. And it sticks with you. Before I go out after work I have to go home shower and change my clothes just to get the funk out of my skin! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Why do you think I stopped dating vegans? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Please why pay when in reality pussy grows on trees? Every second of every day of every day of the year another very hot very sexy very smart girl turns 21 ( I don't date girls under the age of 21) and you know what that means? Well that hot sexy piece of ass that you thought was the woman of your dreams now has competition because let's face it as things go we men age like fine wine while your average woman.....more like French bread...very angry very jealous very upset French bread. Now that is not to say I don't want to have sex with French bread? I mean let's face it there is nothing worse than being in bed with a girl who has no clue how to make you scream the lords name and your own name and her name and see the light...most older women who know what they are doing can do this. But let's face it unless she is from West Hollywood odds are that things have being to go south and it may be best to dim the lights. Thus again? Why are you paying for anything? If anything they should be paying you my good man! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

To the poorly dressed engineering chicks, Does this building look like your house? Do these 4 walls and roof look like a place you may call home? Do all these computers and people sitting at their desks at all remind you of your residence? No? THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRESSED AS IF YOU JUST FELL OUT OF BED YOU SLOB! Dress as you work! Professionally! I don't wear ties and business shoes unless I have a meeting but god darn it I dress in a button up shirt that fits and is clean and a pair of pants that are ironed and fitted. Why? Because I RESPECT MYSELF and I RESPECT MY PEARS! Now poorly dressed engineering I know we are in a 52 dicks and 2 chicks situation where let's face it as the chick you are going to hear more "yes's" than if you were walking into a men's prison with a fist full of pardons. And 99% of the make engineers will just have a shit eating grin on their face and say yes to just about anything you want. But with me The Shah the gig is up. Dress to impress or I will look down my well developed nose as you for I know that outside of these walls in any bar in any town in any place in any time....you couldn't get a drink if your life depended on it! Now pardon me while I fabreeze the hallway the temperature has gone up and it appears a few of the engineers have yet to discover soap water or deodorant! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK I lasted 5 months almost 6 bite me! http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2012/05/22/when-im-too-sexy-lawsuit-settles-will-irs-win-too/ Yeah well I wish I had this problem in the engineering world! My god what is up with these engineering....aahh...I think they are ladies! Socks and sandals? Sweat pants to work? Eyebrows connected? One size too small pants three sizes too big polo shirt? I saw one rocking a sorry in the office the other day? REALLY! I mean really! If this were a finance office how fast would she be out on her ass! I mean really! Let alone would she even be hired and if so how far away from the customers and day light would she be? Look I know I can be mean but let's be honest engineering ladies.......dressing to impress just isn't your thing. But why? Come on! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK JP lost some money? But who's money was it? Was it my money? Was it your money? Was it FDIC money? http://www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2012/05/23/mo-prof-jpmorgan-runs-the-worlds-largest-gambling-operation/ Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Key word... intends well he intended but never used it! HA! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What a man what a freaking man! Go buddy! You rock! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So enough about that, so what makes a man great in bed? Is it about the meet or the two veg? The summer sausage or the hot dog? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh and a nice tight body! Nothing better than a girl who has a nice body! Sure a girl can be "into it" but when she straddles you and it looks like someone just melted albino wax all over your dong...well...yeah...not my cup of tea than you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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thank you thank you but that's still youtube IT guys pleae please just for today i need to watch youtube! I promice no porn! But WOW go buddy! woo hoo! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Bro those IT dorks wont' let me look at youtube. Does any one have it in anything but youtube? please! Thanks guys! if there was ever an excuse to get blitzed for lunch this is it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

and on the 8th day GOD being a man created NYC for us men! Yes the ladies in NYC do love the Shah! And The Shah does love the ladies! Only thing is that Shah is lazy and has finite funds. Each drive to NYC and parking is about 2 jumps. Just saying what girl is worth that? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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So many girls just lay there...it's horrible! And have so many hang ups it's not even funny! Relax have fun and smile! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!