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  1. Well and to think you were not cool enough for the Broth! Well here is why we needed! Apparently video games and porn are bad! http://startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/25/the-demise-of-guys-are-video-games-and-pornography-ruining-americas-young-men/ Ladies sit back and listen to Master Shah for like 30 seconds. I'm going to hand out some wisdome ok and feel free to pass it on to your friends and their friends. Because this will blow your mind! 1) Fire......HOT! Yeah it's like hot and stuff and it will burn your fingers! 2) Water.....WET! Yeah slippery when wet and what not and you may drown in it if you don't know how to swim. 3) Ice....it's the frozen form of water so its like cold and stuff and you can use it to chill drinks. 4) Men...HORNY! Good freaking god how hard is that for you to understand! Do you know when you get all giddy and happy and downright bat shit crazy when shoe shops have 15 pairs and get one free! Yeah well that's how we men are around nice perky boobies! Hell even some of us are like that around any kind of boobies! Fuzzy or otherwise! And you know how you have to have 50 pairs of shoes just because you get bored with your shoes as fast I get bored talking to engineering girls? Yeah well that's how many men are with boobies. We just want lots of them! And we want to see even more of them! For the love of shit! I should write a book about this and go on peaking tours! No wonder my therapist paid cash for her E class! Oh and one more thing...if i ever hear another woman say after dumping her nice boyfriend and then dating a tool for 6 months and then being dumped by him i'm going to start drop kicking flaming kittens! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. God I wish it is such an elegent field of study! I do enjoy reading conomics books so if you know of any good ones let me know. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. Yeah yahoo news is hit or miss with IT folks. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/DbNeQ3fljhi9LZ4HrOhWRQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/theticket/AP120503011039.jpg "Ha Ha! Look they are hungry let them eat cake!" "Oh no we are white we don't tan." "This is like the most work i have ever done! EVER!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. Very good question isn't it? Well...I could say to cover CEO pay. And that would be half true. But well to be honest if i have it right...the money he's paying back goes to your retirement. So....in a way he is helping you to retire? I don't know man the system is broken! I graduated in 2002 from a SUNY school and it was all of $15k a year. This year my youngest brother is about to graduate and it's just north of $25k a year. All i can say is W-T-F Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. No you don't. SIGH! Corsses arms... OK mom! I won't! You won't let me have any fun! http://laxallstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tumblr_l0qzbsi2rm1qb2965o1_400.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. Oh come on man! How many times have you had one of your friends of friends of friends or people you don't even know ask you about this video? At some point you just have to start saying bat shit crazy stuff to make people shut up! And since I don't really like the old ladies in my condo complex.....I have said some really off the wall things. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Gods other kid. You know George Bushes' not so important brother. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. Let me tell you something my Stats teacher once told me. And it may be hard to understand at first. But here it goes and before you try to spin it or come back with a half ass rebuttal write it down and think about it. Jesus walked on water. But odds are the rest of us will need to swim. Do you understand what that means? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. Wally, How did she do what she did? Is it that she was pushing back and thats' what caused her to go inside out? Do you think that the future harnesses will be solid mesh up front as well as back instead of how they are now? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. True. Any 80 year old woman that isn't cute by your standards shouldn't leave the house. Some one had to piss into the wind Now if it was http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-raquel-welch-years-old.jpg Well then we would have to have a talk with that TI! I mean come on! The world is running low on very hot older ladies! Man I would hit that like the fist of an angry god! And I would GoPro it publish it in slow motion just to make it look that much better! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. Are they taking the HOV lane down? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. Hate to say it......if she was cute i would feel bad. But let's face it....she wasn't and I am not feeling too bad. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. $200k of debt and here is your paper but good luck paying it off sucker! So I mentor many kids here in NJ. Great kids! But we say that about our own kids. Anyhow long story short all of my kids are smart enough to get into university, all of them are smart enough to get into good engineering schools and all of them are unfortunate enough to be middle class. And I was talking to them the other night and it just shocked the hell out of me that the price of public university education is just north of $35k and private can be as high as $50k. And in 4 years these kids can be up to their eyes in debt before they start their first day on the job! How can you expect an economy to grow if so much capital is stripped from the pockets of educated middle class folks and transferred into the pockets of the well to do and pension funds? I'm sorry I love economics and I wish I had majored in that instead of engineering but well help me out. How the hell is this a good way to grow an economy let alone produce a stable society? I don't have any solution to this but I just can't help but be very pissed off by it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Why is he wanted in the US and how the hell did he make his money if he's so nuts? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. Am I the only one who feels sad at aircraft bone yards? Shame we can't turn these amazing birds into something more than just scrap? How amazing it would be to have one of these as a home? And maybe use the wing as a porch? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. Amen! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. Petrologist! Need i say more? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. One word answer? NO Look at Rhiana, the girl can't sing worth a shit....but boy is she good to look at. Ask me if i care if she can sing or not? Better yet...ask all the ladies who love her if she can sing or not? I'll give you a hint....NO! As shallow as i am, your average 15-25yo woman who buys music is much much much worse! Don't believe me? Watch Adelle now that she has lost weight....odds are her sales will go up. We are human we are shallow creatures and true artists just have to deal with our shit. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. You can keep a guy going for 2 hours??? Every girl thinks that. But let's face it after an hour and a half it's time to just turn on the TV! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. So you got a good deal on a condo in a retirement community? Nah over the past 5 years it became this way. And sadly I am stuck. Such is life i guess. Now the convertible....how balls to the wall would that be! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. Ah hell no I'm not a gentile wart on this guys cock! I mean do you see the car, the bling the shirt! In my condo complex i'm the youngest single guy....so i see these NJ types more times than I can shake a stick at. And well they do rather well, turns out no matter how well you look many lovely young ladies do love an older man with money. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUNNY! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. 1. Presentation counts. 2. Casual shouldn't mean slovenly. 3. Dress as you want to be seen: Serious, professional, upward-bound and ready to meet clients. Here is how it works, I rock an ironed button up shirt. I enjoy the bright colors of Express. No tie unless I have a meeting WITH ANYONE! Pants are fitted and ironed. My only down side is shoes. I do wear sneakers however if i'm at a meeting.....WITH ANYONE...and put on my business shoes. It's simple. I respect others and expect the same from them. If i were in India or East Asia where such clothing is ok then sure I would be ok. But last i checked my office is located with in the bounds of the USA and as such I find of offensive. Be it in dress or in smell. It's an engineering office not East Bombay in the middle of August! I don't care what letters come after your last name OR how "funny" or "smart" you are! Stop disrespecting me! Now ladies before you get very angry at me, do you know what I find amazingly attractive on a woman in the office? Simple, black slacks or pencil skirt, simple white top and decent heels. I'm sorry the universe gave me these things called eyes and as such we ALL judge others before they say a single word! And for the record smell is the quickest way to make a lasting impression. So say it with me soap + water + deodorant = happy people! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  25. The other day I borrowed a student rig and took it for my recurrency jump. All went well and when I deployed I noticed that the breaks were not set to half. It's a 260 navigator and I'm 200lbs of meatsicle. So I was ok. But what got me was how smooth yet brisk the opening was. Can someone explain why this is? I just assumed it would have been much harsher. ha ha ok bite me! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!