shah269

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  1. You know as the newest guy here and with no baggage….I’m honestly very disappointed that not a single one of the….what 5 girls?....wants me! I mean come on! I’m fresh meet! I’m hurt! I mean really hurt! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. Multiple personalities don’t count as individuals Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. I have no idea how this is even remotely possible but you guys and i think what....5 girls.....are way hornier than the people in the moto forum. You guys are one boobie or ass thread away from total dedlum.... I think I'm going to like you guys! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. I will be at Fort Walton Beach from Monday till Friday. I honestly never even thought about the wind tunnels. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. I have to pay for and install a hot water heater this week end....and I'm off on a buisness trip to Florida next week. I hope to have my credit card cleared by the time I come back and I would like to start as soon as possible. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. Thanks mates, it's the Engineer in me comming out. I'll do my best to kill it next time. Shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. OK cool...good think i'm off on a business trip soon. I can read it while stuck between two very fat men in the middle of the plane! I'll also get the first book mentioned...looked very good. Who knew jumping out of a perfectly good airplane would require a test! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. I have to read, know and be tested on this SIM book! WOW! OK....and to think I was gonig to go for my MBA this fall! There goes that thought! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. Sweet flaming jesus! that is a huge document! I killed at least three trees! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. shah269

    Life of Sex

    Sex is good. Sex is fun. But sex with someone you are addicted to..oh...that....that is just like an emotional roller coaster. You desire them, you yearn for their juices, you hunger for their skin as if they were some horrible drug that you could not live without. A drug you are willing to part out your body, mind and life for just to have. Chemically dependent sex.......so powerful, so dangerous and so damaging yet so addictive. So maybe a life of sex, just sex, kinky porno quality, where are the handcuffs and lube sex....that's safe. There is a safety word. But addictive sex.....forget about it. Just shoot yourself. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. You girls need us, it's a chemical thing. Our chemicals calm you down, mellow you out, chill you down better than any pill out there. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. SIM? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. Not catnip to me. Give me a Spanish guy any day. YUM!! And I think a lot of men, not just your heritage, can do all of the things you cite. I don't go for all of that so-called romantic crap. I feel this way after I leave the gym.
  14. To keep you girls from killing each other! We are the lubricant between girlfriends. The things you girls will say and do to each other no man in his right mind would ever say or do. Thus we act as a capacitor of your feelings towards other girls. Also, it's well known fact that testosterone will ease the symptoms of PMS. Thus the next time you are having cramps, just barrow a guys shirt. Especially after he has worked out. Now, I’m a Persian guy….so we know how to cook, how to clean, how to dress well, how to dance and write poetry. We are catnip to you ladies, so it’s not so much….why do you need us…..rather….would you want to live without us? After all, who will write you poetic emails declaring; how we would lick your inner thighs as if they were made of sugar, how we would caress your neck so as to inhale the essence of your soul and to smell the jasmine perfume of your chest and to look you deep into your eyes while holding you close so as to savor your beauty before we kiss you? Week at the knees? A bit flushed? Feeling better about your day? Your welcome…..that’s what we guys do. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. What book would you recommend for a newcomer to this sport? Thank you. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. Hay your good! I recall it being under 30 seconds. Either way....I wanted more and more and more..... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. I be a due yo! 32 going on......21? I was a mechanical engineer, then i became what is called a Technology Manager. I'm the gewey interface between management and the technical staff......as in gewey....like PB&J between to brunet pieces of toast...yeah that's me! Inappropriate photos till be added later. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. Really? Can we say body shots? What is it with girls and Tequila! I mean really! God bless the stuff! It seems to unlock a girls, wild side! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been out where it went from body shots…..to armature stripping in under a half an hour! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. No...no drinking....not before that or this. Didn't want to start things on the wrong foot....just didn't realize i would become some sort of addict! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. Yeah but it counts as a bath right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it? Ok here I am….all nerves looking forward to learning how to….well….fly. A little stone in the pit of my gut…can’t really focus about work…..I have jumping out of a plain on my mind…… And like the first time I had sex, it’s going to be a lot like being in a horrific car accident, it’s going to be calm….cool…collected….then I’ll hear a screech….maybe some screaming…..then I’ll be facing backwards….wondering….what the hell is this thing! Why would anyone ever hid a G spot…..my god this nothing like the movies…..another scream…..ending with me confused humming to myself thinking…..hu that wasn’t that bad! I can get use to this! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. You should come to my Yoga class Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. Hu...maybe I should put up a pic of my self...you know one of those oiled ones, with some back lighting.......you know so I'll look like some sort of Persian God Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  25. Thanks so much, yeah looked like a nice place, not too far from the Chatterbox....where I go every Thursday with my friends for looking at bikes and eating great food. I figured this week end wasn't the best. Maybe next week end. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!