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Well she did didn't she? Can you blame her? I mean I am very amazing! But if that's the cause of the odd pain...Nat darling gorgeous please stop it hurts. Thank you beautiful. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What the ladies love the Shah! Bry, Thank you, i guess it could just be some residual damage that the xray can't see. Thank god i can walk and run and do what i love doing even after such an amazing accident! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

well I'm calling it Phantom pain because well from the view of the x-rays and from my level of strength and flexibility everything appears to be in order so there is no real reason for the pain anymore. Confuses the hell out of me and my doctor. And what pisses me off is that I can't seem to replicate it and feel horrible for wasting my doctors time. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

For the record if any two drunken university students want my potato chips they can have them any time...as long as they bring me beer or....we play a game of twister! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ok let me see... >>>>The two female college students were drunk when they saw the chips, but they were quickly caught by the homeowner as they were walking away.

Yeah but you know for the life of me i don't know what it is and neither does the doctor. I practice some hard core yoga and it doesn't hurt then and when i'm at Planet fitness walking at almost a 10 incline at say 3mph i don't feel it either. But sure as shit today i was walking from my car to the office and POW it hit..... And the other day just walking around the house it hit. I can't seem to replicate it. It almost feels as if i have shin splits from hell for 15seconds and then stops. Thus why i'm asking. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Phantom pain in the shin? Ok all of you who are part of the lower limb titanium club. Can you lend a brother a hand...and maybe his doctor? Three years ago I had an oopsi whereby I did a number on my sin bone and broke it in two spots. I got a titanium rod and am all better now. As sexy as ever and partially bionic. The ladies love this. That aside over the past year I've noticed that I'll get freaking horrible phantom pains in my right leg. I've been to my doctor and he has simply said for me to walk more on a high incline treadmill and to stay healthy....ah no kidding! But still every now and again I'll just get this freaking pain in my shin as if I may have done some damage. I give it a minute or two and well it goes away and I'm fine. He has no clue what it is since the xrays don't show any damage or issue. What do you guys think? Is this temporary gangster lean when I walk just a part of life or have you guys found a way to get better. Thanks and love as always Shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ah yeah it's the bonfire...there i am who i am. Here in this part I'm a student. I read i learn i ask questions. You know people can have fun in one part of their lives while being serious in another. OK that BS aside...let's move on shall we? So on student lightly loaded wings, will the rears feel heavier than highly loaded wings? And as such are they as effective? I've had very good luck with my 1:1 extending my glide slope using rears while making it back from a somewhat long spot. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I took the quiz and Cosmo agreed!

well what's the fun in that! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Please look at me! I'm gods gift to middle aged women! I'm hot, i'm sexy, i look good clothed or naked or half clothed or half naked, I know how to cook either clothed or half naked. I'm more than a cute ass, I'm a passionate lover! I slap my own ass and call myself sexy! (if you took any of the above seriously....you are having a bad day and need to get out and go for a light walk and smile a bit more) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wow, with lines like that I can't see why you're sleeping alone. . . http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/68/3c/f24fb2c008a01c1e6616ff00.L._SS300_.jpg Tell me these curves don't turn you on! Oh yeah oh yeah sexy Ti! Any one who knows anything about financial calculators knows that this is the Brazilian underwear model of calculators and as such loves calling her man "papi!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh brother! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.psychologytoday.com/collections/201206/genius-work/think-you-might-be-stupid There are lots of tests out there; I've taken all of them. It's now time for me to invent one of my own. By making extensive use of tests available in magazines, on billboards, via various websites, and on the back of match-covers, I've tried to figure out whether I'm creative, introverted, fearful, sexually attractive to members of other species, and/or short for my height. Want to know what I've discovered? That the shape of my face is "round-ish, with some squared oval." Also, that I am a Capricorn, mean, and probably a canary-person. I've decided that what's missing is the Test for Sheer Stupidity and I've decided to rectify that omission. Here goes: 1. If you laughed outright at the use of the word "rectify" in the sentence above (or in any other sentence), you might just be stupid; 2. If you believe that the absolute high point—the unrivaled apex—of Western civilization's achievement in terms the comic is JACKASS: THE MOVIE wherein a man walks across a rope bridge suspended over alligators after having had raw chicken parts stuffed into his underpants and you are over age 11, you might just be what people call “not too bright”; 3. If you believe "TLC" on the license plates of all those Lincoln Town cars in New York stands for "Tender Loving Care" rather than "Taxi & Limousine Commission" you might just be a little dim; 4. If you've ever spent more than twenty minutes trying to plaster a fake pink glittery nail onto your finger with Superglue while someone else is waiting for you to come out of the bathroom and you've shouted "Just a MINUTE already! I'm having REAL ISSUES in here!" you might just be ridiculously selfish as well as dim; 4. If you didn't know a person could actually “make cookie dough” as opposed to buying it in a roll from the freezer section of a grocery store, you might just be in a need of one of life’s refresher courses; 5. If you believe that “arugula “ is what the background singers are chanting in “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” you might just be not in the top 95 percent of your graduating class 6. If you can even imagine that anyone has ever looked good in a striped poncho, you might need glasses and a wardrobe makeover in addition to some additional intellectual and fashion stimulus; 7. If you’ve convinced yourself casinos were built to celebrate the success of slot-machine winners, even if you’re smart, you clearly didn’t read the warning label; 8. If you expect anything but a strictly scripted answer to the question “Do you love me as much as I love you?” you’re fooling only yourself; 9. If you honestly think Rhett is coming back to Scarlett, Eliza really marries Higgins, or anybody but Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare, you’re just flat-out misinformed if not actively delusional; 10. If you pay any attention to highly made-up and often wildly unscientific quizzes not much more effectively researched than this one, then you need to take it all with a little more salt and a more laughter. Take it from me—the woman who has already completed every quiz—that’s the ONLY smart thing to do. 11. If you may have a problem with cutting and pasting.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

davelepka BREATHE! Wow! Thank god she wasn't my type Maybe this simply means, that if she were I wouldn't know what to do with her when it came to making her dinner or taking her out to dinner. I enjoy cooking and I love cooking for two. And with a woman who was so wound up and had such a limited pallet of acceptable foods...I would be beside myself as to what we could do for dinner. Maybe sometimes it's just as simple as that. Oh and I am GQ hot! What kind of question was that! I mean look at me! I'm stunning! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you. When it comes to stuff like this I'm 100% a student. Sadly I think my utilization of verbs may be off when describing what I'm feeling and seeing. So I try my best not to say much and just listen. Again thank you. When I get back to the DZ i'll ask some of the guys with thousands of jumps what they suggest. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm not picky I'm just discerning. It's funny when it comes to food I will eat just about anything. As I said my parents didn’t give us much of a choice, eat or die, and it is a hell of a survival instinct for a guy who spent his youth living in countries such as Japan, Turkey and a few other places around the middle east. OK so you don't eat fish, no big deal that's ok. But there are people who are so picky when it comes to food that it makes you wonder how they live? And it's funny their eating habits seem to manifest some interesting social and personality quirks. I knew this one women in my EMBA class who worked HR for an interesting pharma company. Her diet consisted of the most bland bizarre combination known to man. Lunch for her, since we all dined together, would consist of hard boiled eggs and lettuce. The ongoing joke was that she subsisted on exactly but no more than 5 food products. One of which was granola bars and the other being diet soda. Needless to say she was very tightly wound and had the sense of humor rivaling that of a boiled egg, perhaps due to the lack of a proper bowel movement. One of my favorite exchanges with her was during finance class when we were all learning the inns and outs of our financial calculators. After a particular trying example I managed to get the correct result. And I being me rejoiced by slapping the side of my calculator and saying "Ti-xyz, who's your dady! Who's your dady! Yeah you sexy calculator you! Call me daddy!" At which point she turns around in her chair and gives me one of those looks that only highly wound up HR women who are in desperate need of a hot beef injection could give and stated "You know that's offensive the way you talked to your calculator!" Now seldom does a man get to do this. It was the equivalent of playing waffle ball with a bunch of 5 year olds! So I had to savor the moment and formulate my response to cause the greatest amount of emotional trauma as humanly possible without causing an emotional breakdown. And so I responded. "Lynn, feel free to report me to any HR department for sexually harassing my calculator. But when you do make sure you let me know what padded room they will put you in because me and my beloved TI wish to visit you once a week to make sure you are recovering well." That lunch she dined on hardboiled eggs and lettuce and conceded that maybe she was over reacting and that maybe she should lighten up and live a little and that she should maybe even try new foods. Thank god she wasn't my type. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

My home DZ lost our S&T a few weeks ago to a better job offer. I was going to ask him this very question before he helft just forgot thus why i'm asking here. Sorry for asking. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

5ft away, one knee down, singing...yeah style points But i'll be honest rears feel more "odd" than fronts due to the amazing ammount of energy they seem to put into the system. Using rears up high i'm always amazed at how powerful a change such a little defelection can produce! But then again on my wing, fronts take lots of energy to get anythign out. I have to just about hang off the fronts to get any speed while the backs a simple pull...wow! That said should rears be pulled down or pushed appart? If pushed appart....how the hell do you do that? I've tried and i really can't get much out of them. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I have it anything but figured out! If i had it figured out 100% of my landings would be perfect stand up landings 5ft away from the packing mat and I would loose 0ft when making flat turns. I'm just learning. So rear riser landings are a no go? But aren't they a part of getting you B now? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You have fronts, rears and toggles. Why not practice using all three up high and down low. The rears have helped me extend portions of my landing pattern if i was going to be short. The fronts to give me more speed or to shorten a portion and the toggles to make flat turns when needed. You have all these controll imputs why not learn how to use them? ***I always keep my toggles in my hands. I'm not nutty you know. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So your on an atkins diet. That's actually kind of normal. Me i eat everything. Or at least never say no. Because you never know and.....its rude and....there are those in the world who have nothing to eat. So when presented with food, i eat it. It's also a survial instinct. I've lived in enough coutries in my life that if i said no...I would have been dead by now! But really i hate folks who travel and bitch about the food being "different" judas isn't that one of the reasons why you traveld in the first place! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Doug, Yes I have practiced up high and was just wondering about landing. I am still working very hard on getting the right flat turn in using my rears for final and have had good results. Same with rears making 90's Cannopy flight is just one of those things that takes practice and lots of stupid questions. Thank you all for the help. I will continue to work on it and seek out advice and information. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

well it never hurts to have more education. that and as i said i looked at my notes and didn't see anything. so i just asked. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So wait we are self posting? I mean isn't that a bit....well...off? Shouldn't the ladies have to guess like we guys have to guess on the B(.)(.)BIES thread? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!