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Dude.....very lame. A fumpy unkeept dorky unstylish girl who gets hit on by 50 guys a day....her ego is the size of her very robust thights. Thanks but no thanks, you can keep that. The smart man goes for the polysci girls who bring dinner when they come over for booty calls! Right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OMG that was so funny! Thank you thank you thank you for posting it! I've only taken hot yoga classes a few times and hated every single moment of it! But I love the part about meeting his future wife! So not easy hitting on the ladies in yoga class but I have done well for myself! But again thank you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ah hell no! I know some gorgeous women who love to cuddle and watch sponge bob on a sunday morning. If a woman doesn't have a sense of humor odds are she is not worth talking to in the morning. Actually two months back i was out in Hoboken and i was using the "Hi I'm Shah do you like Sponge Bob?" pick up line. It was the best!

i had this blind date once... but i forgave her...she was cute! oh you dorks play nice! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

That boy could fuck up a wet dream! What is wrong with him? Flys to the EU in his own private jet, to watch his wife's horse do a little dancing, of which he will write off the aircraft, the horse and his food as a business expense and then he wants me to relate to him? How STUPID does he think I am? More importantly HOW STUPID ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THIS GUY IS "NORMAL" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

But I'm told i'm sexy! Yeah, but nobody has actually meant it. Well she was naked and i was naked and i think she was being serious! HUM....peeves...people who say religion is their cure....really? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Hey how well can i make the science/engineering/IT guys turn themselves inside out with frustration? You can't be this good unless you understand the human condition! But yeah let's be honest, you are not going to find a cute girl to date if you are in engineering school. And if there is one she is like an onion...there are layers and layers of dudes like dumb fucks flocking around her. So the smart man....aka ME....says "FRACK YOU" and goes off and dates the fun loving bisexual PolySci chick! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

yup yup yup! At my state university we had 10 girls and 100 guys.... 4 from kerblakisans and smelled of deep fried fetta 2 were dating each other 2 hated men for god knows what reason....but it's ok they were handsome 2 were my friends. thank god my step father insisted i take as many humanities classes as i could! Not only did it make me a more well rounded individual but there were women...honest to goodness no stinky non bitchy men loving women! You know the kind who bring you dinner when you are studying? You know the one who read Cosmo and giggle? You know the ones who rock sexy cute pink silk thongs and giggle when you watch Sponge Bob together? (right now all of the engineering ladies are rolling their eyes and saying "oh brother what man wants that!"....ahh all of us!) But that was university, then i got out and sadly ended up with an engineering job. It was fine at first because i was married to a very good looking vun loving woman...but shit hit the fan....and now 10 hours of my day i have to see these.....things. I can't wait till the economy gets getter so i can skip out of engineering and never look back! Maybe one day it will change! But for now engineering is great if you are 1) A "handsome" hetro woman who doesn't wish to shave your legs or ever have to worry about dressing up or rocking heels. 2) Gay men.....who are ok with very stinky men. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Someone give this man a drink and tell him to freaking relax and use 5lbs less of that super glue he uses for hair jell! I mean really! A man so stiff he's pissing off the English? REALLY! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

But I'm told i'm sexy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK that was very funny, i just saw the link! OMG so freaking facking true! Engineering school! 2 chicks and 52 dicks! And we weren't sure both those girls were really women! One had very bombastic facial hair! And the other smelled of pickled herring! The only place better for a heterosexual vagina other than a biker bar or a DZ...any engineering school on the freaking planet! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Individual? Or groups of random people? Individual....well that would be you. Groups of people.....that would be me. See I just point out lifes little issues...stinky engineers, strange IT guys, women loosing their minds and having babies to settle a primal urge. Well some of you are just mean to one person....in this case...me. Read what I write, I never offend one person and never call any one out by name. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

and my rebuttal was...... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Is this a Navy joke? You know those guys just look too fab in their bell bottom pants! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Correct me if i'm wrong but don't many women get "modified" simply because of discomfort caused by chafing from working out? Usually after child birth when things can some times get a bit stretched out? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And some of us get bored at meeting! Im in one right now...this "handsome" woman rocking a full burka in the middleof July is on slide 30 of slide 90 of her presentation. So far from what I can tell no one cares we are all using our smart phones to either play Angry birds or check out the net. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Too many people beeing too PC if you ask me! I mean really! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I did? It did? Ever have one of those days where you feel as if you have no clue what is going on or where you left your keys? And can some one do a screen capture of this amazing billboard dedicated to my greatness so that I may view it? My IT guys won't let me see anything fun! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I don't know....i've noticed the more out of shape the woman is the more.....pudgy their equipment gets and when it gets too pudgy is just doesn't look all that fun. Sure I'll jump in and have a good time but not like I'll take pictures or brag about it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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BINGO! I mean ever see a + sized ladies pussy...i mean pussy is pussy. Even bad pussy is better than no pussy! But when a girl works out and take care fo her self....man her pussy is WOW! All skinny and in place and yummy and you just want to stick your head down there for hours! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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