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Not slapping her ass....amazing how many women love a good solid slap to the ass while making love! Being selfish in loving....give the girl three to four orgasms before you have your own. Positions poistion positions....apparently the laides get as bord as we do about doing the same thing over and over again.....so give it a shot. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

'12 monkeys' was a great movie! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's very very true! The geeks and nerds have made it next to impossible to seduce women anymore! How many sexy cute hot women do you see walking around with those pesky Ipod headphones rocking out to some booty slapping song? Lots! How is a brother ever going to get her attention if she is too busy day dreaming of getting her botty slapped in time to the song? And the same with the Kindle, long gone is the art of the tried and true pick up line "I'm sorry but what book are you reading?" or the one that causes panties to explode "That's a great book have you gotten to the part where...? Oh you are going to love it! Hi I'm Master Shah but you can just call me Shah." Look it's fine that engineers and scientists can't seem to reproduce...but why must they provide us technology that makes it hard for the rest of us! FYI I was going to buy this book....but well...B(Y)TY calls and skydiving got in the way. Is that ok? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Other than being a great place to find B(Y)TY calls. OKCupid is a very impressive place to not only figure out who the fuck you are but who the fuck you just well....fucked! I have to admit deep down I am a nerd and love data and often find myself asking deep questions regarding causation vs correlation as well as real vs fake. That said I'm no longer on the webpage, gave up dating for skydiving, but still have a profile just so that I can go and read their various takes on how people respond to various questions. http://blog.okcupid.com/ Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Is she paying for it? Or am i doing it out of my own wishes? If she was paying for it sure...why not....fuck her take the money and run and date cute long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed women. But for long term!? HA! Hell and NO! See this is the crux of life. No matter how rich she is...she is still nothing to brag about. Now a fat man makes a few million....I'm sure cute long legged flat bellied perky boobied women will be chasing him down the street. It's life, it depresses the shit out of me but...i guess we should just get use to it? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The ladies of the loan star state come in two quantites God dam!

If he is in bed with Operah than i guess yes. But why would you ever want to climb that pile of humanity just to stick your flag in? I mean they say you an't rape the willing but...when it comes to her....i aint willing! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Please! The only place better for a girl looking to get guys to do just about anything for her is engineering school! And unlike engineering school, DZ's actually smell kind of good! You know the fresh cut grass and the Jet-A...while engineering schools smell of curry and ass! No seriously, if you have any friends who are having a hard time finding Mr. Right or hell even Mr. Right NOW have them stop over at the local DZ and just smile and point at two guys who are buddies and tell them to fight to the death. The winner can maybe give her some coach jumps and a dinner or three? Hell this is so funny and so bad that I've seen girls who were dating skydivers but broke up still show up to the DZ just to get their ego kick on! That knee deep level of true BS aside...if you want to jump...hell jump. 1 in a million you may get hurt. Just visit your local DZ ask some questions see who works there....get a free lunch while you are there from one of the guys....and if it sound and looks like your thing make a jump or three and join the bandwagon of women who agree with me but hate me for speaking the truth. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I shuck my corn topless. I get there and just admire the pile of corn and the old ladies looking at it like it's raw meat. I flip my cart on it's side, stand up and slowly unbuttoning my shirt while humming the only song that is appropriate for peeling your own corn...if you think i'm sexy..... then i sit and grab me a pile of corn and i peel baby i peel like i've never peeled before....and every now and again i stop to sniff the corn before i put it in the bag....maybe even give it a little lick! My chest covered in the corns pubes.... Sweat running down my face..... Old ladies slipping me quarters saying "Oh baby come over and i'll let you peel the corns off my feet!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OH it's not that bad! http://www.fatgirljihad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/the-right-one.jpg OK it is IT IS IT IS! + sized pick up lines....hey we all have been there! So baby, is that more cushin for the pupshin? Read beans and rice...hell all of that value meals went there! Keep me warm tonight and I'll make you smile in the morning. Oh oh oh oh oh dem be like a bucket of chicken...all breasts and thighs! Now how did you ever get out of the waffle house this late at night and not end up on someones flipandfuck? Woman there is muffin top and then there is sheetcake top and i just want me a piece of that cake! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum....mental note...get TI rating ASAP! Pick up lines.....hum..... Sit on my face and i'll guess how much you weight. Slap that ass and call yourself sexy. You looking at me like I'm a piece of meet....and i'm ok with that. Are you pissed, cold or a lesbian. I can only help with two of those problems. Hi, I am the man of your dreams, now kiss me and make it look good! Your friends a fat bitch, but your cute, let's fuck. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You are dating the wrong kind of women! I now only date girls who have an active sex drive. So her pages better be sticky! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You tell the ladies what they can and can't do with their vajayjay and the next thing you know you and are are sitting next to each other talking about how we are getting a discount on our dicks! First rule of thumb, never ever make moo moom sounds near big women! They get angry! Second rule of thumb, never ever tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body. Be it hair cut, nail color or having a kid or not. Why? I for one love my dick! No joke I FREAKING LOVE MY COCK! And I don't want a woman telling me to take something off the top! So if you want to tell a woman what she can do with her body, place cock on block. If you are like me and know how to wrap it up and are responsible...well I get to keep that extra what 1/4th of an inch? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Depends on how cute she is and how good she is....even a girl can be a bad lay and all a guy wants to do is punch out and watch TV! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Just a little off the top! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-18549968 You assholes telling women what to do with their vaginas....soon they will be telling us what to do with our dicsk! thanks buddies! no really thank you! freaking dicks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I shock and aww buddy I shock and freaking aaaaaawwwwww!!! Yes I can be both Buddha and Barny in the same sentence. It's called Shahing a woman. It's when you piss her off to no extent and make her want you just as bad! Which leads to what I like to call bipolar sexual activity. Ever been slapped hard by a chick and then kissed by her right after? It's like drinking a super cold beer in a very hot shower! OK that aside. Yeah man, what is the matter with you conservatives! What makes you think you can tell a woman what she and can't do with her vagina! I mean really! What if they turned around and passed a law that forbid us guys from going the five knuckle shuffle! I mean do you know how many babies you are killing every time you dance with yourself? MILLIONS! And stats being stats 1/5 is from China! So I say we have a truce, you let the women worry about their own vaginas such that we men can enjoy them more...by them I mean the great brains attached to said vaginas which titalate us with great stories about how bad their day in the office was. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Who knows it may have be a good pool side read? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You want to jump? Well then freaking jump! Heck bring beer money and a few of your close friends! And heck they can jump as well! Extra points will be given if any of these "close friends" are women. And boubble bonus points shall be awarded if these friends also bring beer! OK all BS aside, you have one life to live...so live it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And cow...don't forget the cow! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah so...is it your baby? Did you addopt her vagina and bought said vagina birth controll pills and condoms? NO you didn't! Thus you have no right as to that vagina and what it produces. As such yeah she can be popping out $100 bill out of that thing and she could be burning them and you coudln't do jack shit! It's her body her vagina and her choice! However if you really want you could sponcer a few dicks and tell them not to go into vaginas...and maybe that would solve the problems? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Strawman...those arguments don't work, especially in a formal setting. But the conservative dude brought it up! I mean look....the only time a man has power over a womans hoha...is...hum...well when you pay for it I guess? And last i checked he had not paid for ownership of her hoha for that particular hour! THAT'S IT I GOT IT! PROBLEM SOLVED! Conservatives hear me your lord and sarior Shah. I have a way you can save unborn babies! 1) Addopt! Yeah right! Sure you are going to do that! 2) Addopt a VAGINA! That's it boys! You want to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her vagina but don't wish to addopt what fall out? Well addopt a vag today! For a $100/ month memebership fee you men can controll a womans reporductive abilities! Does that sound sick or is it just me? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Why do conservative men think they can tell a woman what she can and can't do with her Vag? I mean sorry boys but you and I need to talk about the art of seduction! The way to a womans vag isn't by telling her what she can't do with it! Now if you want to be chubby chasing bastards and are all up in the wide stance and holding hands with men....well hey that's your thing Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolpinchefsky/2012/06/20/5-scientists-share-their-baffled-reactions-on-the-bad-science-in-prometheus/ OK this is toooo funny! I'm glad I didn't see the movie now! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Loud, prowed and plow....yes YES YYYYEEESSSS! read it loud read it proud and then I shall plow! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And why on gods green earth would I DO THAT! I want all the ladies to know what Shah is reading! Out loud, proud and ready to.....well i'm out of rimes. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!