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If it offends you don't read it! Let alone post. Don't forgo your zen on my account. Unless you really do want those brownie points from the ladies? GOT YAH! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nope just thought I would share this one. Nice way to protect your but on the ride up from little bumps. I'm not sure if it will provide any impact resistance if you crash your brains out. But it's a nice idea. I've seen snow boarders ware similar things and motocross guys as well. If nothing may prevent a bruise or two. And if you like to take long motorcycle rides like I do it could also help you there. Just sharing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Simple, I stopped censoring myself and trying to fit into what was determined to be civil. Drives the angry rolly polly HR ladies nuts. And if you look further, I did apologize for my generalization. Now go run off and get your goody points from the ladies. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.motorcyclegear.com/street/underwear_visibility_and_misc_/riding_underwear/alpinestars/compression_motorcycle_shorts.html I likey, what a nice way to protect your tail bone and your ass. If nothing it will make the ride up more comfy and protect your junk so you won't get a nut under. Ladies, it will make you look booootylicious! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Please I'm not that bad. I believe in the good of the universe. Yes people, women and men, can and are horrible to each other. But we can't live a healthy life thinking that about all of our brothers and sisters. good thoughts, good words, good deeds Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Funny that's what his wife thinks as well. She thinks all is fine and well and even has the ovaries to criticize modern advertising for the use of healthy skinny girls. Maybe it's just me, I love my friends. I rejoice in their triumphs and empathize when they are down. I feel his pain. I just have to stop seeing the world as a system, as a series of risks and equations. It's not packing, it's not six sigma it's' not engineering. That is out of line... Your idea of a relationship is by "normal" standards unhealthy. Implying that she is either kidding herself or that the relationship is imbalanced is not cool You are right, I'm sorry. I honestly meant no offense. I sincerely apologize. I was out of line with that assumption. I'm not being sarcastic or other. I honestly mean the above. But my friend wife did say those things. Which was....eeehhh....we were shopping for something for my place and she had run off and my friend and I were talking about some cute girl I was hitting on and how he had just dropped $1k for his wife to join a gym and have a trainer for her and when we got back together for lunch....she let off some steam about the lack of what she thought were normal sized women in advertising while putting away a meal that would put me down for a few hours. The look on my friends face was.... I felt as if I should have told him "Look that $1k you just dropped on the gym membership and trainer, how about you give me $500 we go out back I kick you square in the junk and we will call it even?" It's scary. All I have to do is surrender the fight lower my standards and I'm in his shoes. And we all only have so much fight in us? What do you do? Fight all the way to the ground? What point do you just lay back and watch the big blue fade to black? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well that's what an engineer is you know. A creative accountant of the universe. We take the fundamental forces of the cosmos and bend them to what we want the outcome to be. We are egotistical mother fuckers. I know I am. And I'm OK with it. Two patents and having my employer dish out $60k for my education....yeah I think I'm good Here is maybe how I can put the situation. How did one of my friends at my home DZ put it? You can do everything right and still go in. Well....it's one thing to talk about it. It's another to see it. I guess I just have to unsee it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Funny that's what his wife thinks as well. She thinks all is fine and well and even has the ovaries to criticize modern advertising for the use of healthy skinny girls. Maybe it's just me, I love my friends. I rejoice in their triumphs and empathize when they are down. I feel his pain. I just have to stop seeing the world as a system, as a series of risks and equations. It's not packing, it's not six sigma it's' not engineering. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Offended? Where'd you get that from? From your posts. They were a bit snarkey but that's OK. NO clue about your BF, don't know him. I know my friend is not happy. Heck, some of my girlfriends who have met him and his wife have asked me "Was that an arranged marriage? How did she land him? Poor guy!" Do you know how that feels. slice your hand, and stick it in a sink full of lemon juice Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I gave you fare warning this was going to offend you. Look like it or not, a woman can look at a guy and see about a half dozen ways he's attractive. Be it from how he carries himself to how smart he is. And god bless you women for having such a complicated view of men. But well....we guys....we are different. Well I am very different. Looks matter, how she carriers her self matters, health matters. I have never or will I EVER date a girl and have to say "But she is nice" And no only a sucker pays for what they can get for free and what brings dinner over. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

davelepka Thank you. I'm sorry, I guess living in a world of process flow charts and risk analysis and process driven initiatives and design has permeated into my subconscious. Life isn't a system, there is no equation or trend. I'm going to have to think about this. Thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know.....I would argue that. I was married to a beautiful girl who I loved with ever fiber of my being. She was not only my wife but my friend. She was there when I was strong and there when I was in the hospital. Why we broke up is a personal issue which I don't wish to discuss here but. I'll be honest with you, if I could find another girl like her, smart, beautiful and a total joy to be with...I would take the risk on that investment. But that was different. In a funny way I made less had less knew less but was more self confident. Fear of fucking up was not even a dream then. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If I wasn't so addicted to pussy....sure. And FYI gay guys are the best wing men / friends a straight guy can have! I love my gay friends. And I'm sure they will be the ones who if I do "give up" will pull me aside and have a little talk with me. I don't think my straight friends would have the balls or the respect to do the same. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Only if it were that easy. I'm very serious about that though your response was not. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

*WARNING* Ladies I'm not going to lie, this thread will offend you and piss you off. I'm not going to apologize for anything said or implied in this thread. If you don't like it, such is life. It is however a peak as to the though processes of one guy and how he views the world and himself. I'm shallow and I'm OK with it. You may argue you are not, but odds are you are lying to appear more civilized or look good in front of your girlfriend/wife/crush. But let's face it we all are shallow. In our own way we are hard wired to know what we like and not like. Even a jellyfish has a good idea as to what turns it on and what does not. And if you think you are in a way more evolved than a jellyfish in that you can overcome your evolutionary drive as to what turns you on or not then I would suggest that perhaps you are kidding yourself. What turns me on may not turn you on and so on. And with that aside here is the issue. I have great fear of perhaps giving up and ending up like my good friend. I'm not ashamed to say it but I am down right scared. I would say almost petrified to the point of freezing. It's all rather disconcerting and unwanted. My good friend is a few years older than me. Makes quite a bit more money than I, is well educated and I'm not ashamed to say it but is much better looking than me. 8 years ago he had a moment. He was dating and had hit a rough patch or something but...he gave up. Compromised and lowered his standards. Married a very lovely 50lbs over wight woman who has a slight food and shopping addiction. 7 years and one kid later.....you can see that look in his eyes. The one that says...."I'm fucked, I want to eat a bullet. Save me." And he is fucked, and no he does not love her. I know the guy. I know what kind of girls he likes and what he's married to is as far away from what he use to date and what he desires as one can get. He has also told me point blank "Brother I have no idea what I'm doing, I am disgusted with who I'm married to." She's happier than a pig is a pool of shit because she landed "the guy" who looks good, makes good money, doesn't argue too much with her shopping addiction and is a great father. Him.....well let's just say the thought of leaving her bovine ass has crossed his mind but the numbers from a potential divorce equate to an early death. It's one thing to be fucked, it's another to be dead. And not all of us are ready for the long awaited dirt nap. Now here are your answers. She was chubby when they met, he knew full well of the potential for growth in her size. He has tried, hell the motherfucker has begged her to go to the gym. He's even hired a personal trainer for her.....all undone by well..3 big macks a day. No he does no love her, the boy works 14 hours a day not because he loves his job but because he really does not want to go home. No she does not give a rats ass. She got what she wanted from the deal she has no reason to even question if anything is wrong. And has him by the balls. Here is my issue. I'm scared out of my fracking mind. And sadly life does not come with an AAD to keep you from becoming fertilizer. I'm a logical person. I have a Six Sigma Black Belt, a solid 3.5GPA in my MBA classes and know how to diversify risk to reduce fear and potential failure. Thus the dating, 4 girls at the moment, at the same time to hedge my best and reduce over all risk. And I CAN'T GET MY FREAKING MIND AROUND THIS ONE! I CAN END UP LIKE THIS GUY! HELP! I DON'T WANT TO END UP WITH A FAT POS SHOE CRAZY BITCH WHO HAS ME BY THE BALLS! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So how does this make my life any better? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I have a few Benetaon shirts that I still have from 1996 and they still look great!

Palestine You know the Muslims and the Jews both don't eat pork. The pig would do great there! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

'specially the BIG ones! Big girls need loving too......but I'm not the one who's going to be giving them any. http://jaggermafia.com/?p=5743 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Why stop now?

What can I say, the ladies love the shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I always have a good point. It's just that sometimes my points makes some people scream at their computer. Then they mumble, that farcking Shah is right.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Bry Sure just feeding them to the pigs would be fun.....but let's face it in this economy it's all about creating more jobs. And jobs for friends are the best jobs around. In the end it's about doing what you love really. Revenge + skydiving + time with friends = good good fun! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

99/100 I'm a rather Zen dude but....I do have my moments. Having to help my mom rebuild her computer over the phone.....all I could think of was, "How can i get even with this untan little dick who did this to my mom? OH YEAH!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So do you think the hackers would piss their pants at the door....on on the way down? OH and do you think they will flap their arms or just scream? See this SHOW WILL BE EPIC! We can take side bets! Sadly I'm sure after the 5th hacker is "liberated" there will be a great reduction of viruses and the show will have to end. SHUCKS! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!