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Hey -- I can pee standing up. It's just kind of messy Wendy P. lol. I'm envious of their ability to point and shoot, not just stand. It would make outdoor activities so much easier. It's not all that' it's cracked out to be really. Sure you can write your name in the snow but well...with great power comes the potential for a nutunder. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you..... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Cool so it's me....well that's nice to know. I'm Fugly and have no game and smell funny and an a horrible person....ok thanks! Good to know! High five! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's "different" but you may like it. There are quite a few DZ's not too far from NYC. So it should be fun!

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? If anything I'm envious! My bad, actually based on what we know about you, it really does make perfect sense that you would envy those exact things.

You really hate women, don't you? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? If anything I'm envious! Shucks! Must you always read the negative in all hat I say? I bet you would be pissed if I wrote something about the color of the sky! Wow! As for my "chriteria" it's written on my kitchen wall. No one who has seen it has ever accused me of being unreasonable. A few giggles sure, but that's due to the reruireent to not be allergic to the cats. But nope, it's not a 50 page thousand point regurement. I'm actually kind of easy. I think most of "this" has to do with where I am. I need to unload my condo, new job....aka new life. Maybe that's why people sit. I'm looking at a solid $40k loss for the condo and well who wants to leave one secure job for one that isn't just to meet new people? Looking at all that....maybe it would be easier to just sit. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

billvon I agree, any sport or hobby should be an end in itself and not a means to a given end. All of my hobbies bring me a great deal of joy. You are also right, one can be that 50yo guy wondering what if I had settled. But better that then trapped? Being single at 50 gives you the option to not be single. Being "locked in", and owning assets and making good money and kids....eat a bullet. It will hurt less. It's funny, god must really like the ladies. Multiple orgasms? We think so! Need to do very little work to get hit on while picking up a coffee? We think so! Able to harpoon the guy get all you want and in theory live a happy life.....we think so. At least we can still pee standing up. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wendy, Thanks, yeah I know what you mean about "going where the action is". Let's be honest this sport or any other sport I currently participate in really set up for the single dude life. Old ladies in Yoga, no ladies on motorcycles and well even less in the sky. And let's face it, in the end it's just a numbers game. And my currently accommodations are in "old lady land" doesn't help out the numbers much further more I'm unable to sell due to the potential of a solid $40k loss...which sort of stinks. So it takes significant levels of energy to push up and push out. I use to think that "those guys" had no self respect for "settling" but maybe they just got tired. Ran out of steam. Sat down. Wendy, I don't think you women really get "it" but....well I don't want to ever be "that guy" who one day has that look. That look that says "Maybe I should have stayed single one day longer, pushed myself a little harder, walked up to one more girl...maybe I would have gotten lucky and found someone who was compatible with me and not just someone who was there at the time." I've only seen one women display that look. And she's 50 and....well she woke up one day and realized....oh god and started hitting on me. That's why I had *NOT for the ladies* on the title. Women for the most part....well....your view of what you want is a bit deeper than mine. I only have 10 things I'm looking for in a partner. But in men, it happens, I've seen it. Guys taller than me, better looking than me, who make more money and who have better education.....mind you not all of us, don't wish to get the "not me crowd" all up in arms, have sat down. And years later....develop that "look" in their eyes. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

There is a joke in here about going "lefty" right? It's complicated why I don't' "enjoy" the quiet. Without discussing too much let's just say, "quiet" is not my "happy place". And I think, that those better than I who I have seen fall....may have had the same defect. But really that "have to love your self..." line...it's a load of crap. It really is. The way we view ourselves is via the mirror of others. Unless you are very anti social or have an ego the size of a small 747 that's the rule by which we live life. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah at any given time....4. I do my best to never have a quiet night...nothing worse than "quiet". But yeah, you are 100% right. I may just "give up" and sit. Better men then I have. And this is just year one of dating after 8 years off. I can only guess how bad years two or three or even 4 will be. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

eeeeehhhh....god don't you hate it when depression just reaches up out of the ground and grabs you by the spine...it sucks! Dating is just one bad job interview after another. All the BS games we all play...eeeeehhh. No wonder my friend just gave up one day and married the first girl who hit on him. Sure now he's thinking of offing himself NOW but I'm sure at the time it sounded like a splendid idea. "OH look here is a girl who is hitting on me and for once I don't have to do all the work. How bad can this turn out......?" Hell, at the moment I'm even starting to think "You know my x wife wasn't all bad...wasn't as if she used me and abused me toooo badly...." And I consider myself to be a rational human being. I guess in the end, some of us just loose our drive. We are climbing Everest, we lose "it", sit down and become a permanent feature on the mountain. A monument to all those that walk by. I need some air under my feet. My bones feel too heavy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

NYC! Cool! You are going to like it...I hope. It's a nice little town....after visiting China and a few cities there all other cities are "little towns". But yeah if you are a single guy you will love it! The number of very attractive girls in NYC is amazing! Especially if you can find a place to crash in Brooklyn. As for jobs......no clue mate. This economy is really messed up. I'm sure you can find A job but will it be THE job? who knows? I wish you the best. Odds are you will do well and have a great time! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Gays should not only be allowed to get married they should outright encouraged to get married! I mean look at those smug happy bastards! All gay and happy...oh we are partners we love each other aren't we cute! He loves me and I love him, she loves me and I love him......we do everything together! Oh screw you! You are only happy because you are not married yet! Just you wait till that dream guy/girl of yours gets that ring on his finger and he/she starts packing on the pounds, walking around the house in baggy sweat pants and worst of all....cutting you off from the loving! Why must we straight people be the only ones that have to live with this crap! Gays need to stop being so freaking happy with each other and join in the potential hell that is being married! WHO IS WITH ME! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Same here. And some girls who's guy friend was kissing her ass in hopes of getting some and convinced her she was good enough to go from a 500 to a 1L. Dumb guy should be put away for life for that. What's worse than death? Killing an innocent person who did nothing other than be out that day. Be safe, no matter if it's a dude or a chick, and you care about them as a human being judge on the safe side. But that's just me. That's why I said "DZ-chick-syndrome...... " Safety should be gender neutral. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nope! Just saying that safety should never take a back seat to anything. Even if she is cute or "If it looks cool". But that's just me.

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America, Settled by a bunch of folks so uptight the English kicked them out! What does that tell you? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

DZ-chick-syndrome...... Sounds like the girls who go out and pick up an R1 for their first bike becuase their BF said so and either end up dead or worse.... Dumb question, why risk your life? I'm sure she is "cute" but well...why risk it? But maybe that's just me. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What? It's life. We get old we change and our bodies change. Now before we hijack this thread regarding how "horribly shallow I am" which I am....I'm not saying that these lovely old ladies are not attractive. Some are quite cute. BUT well....if you are into perky tits...well...it may not be your cup of tea. Yet if you are into the "grey bush" this may be your new stomping grounds. And well....it can be fun. After all how many 20 something girls have the disposable income to "gift" you after a "visit". The only thing that bothers me, and I think most may have overlooked that part of my post and focused on my epic shallowness, is that most of these women are married. And well....being an accomplice to infidelity is just bad karma. But no, I don't think calling an older woman a cougar isn't a bad thing nor is it disrespectful. I wonder if there is an equal name for an older guy dating younger women? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

For those that don't know I practice Yoga three times a week at two different studios. If you want to see attractive young women doing amazing things....don't go to a Yoga studio. Save your cash and join one of the larger gyms and have a half ass "I learned this from youtube" instructor. You may get hurt or not really get any stronger but the view will be significantly better. BUT! If you wish to be hit on by older women, 40-55, non stop and have your ass grabbed and so on and so on and potentially have a few sleep overs hit your local Yoga studio. Personally it's not my thing. I'm shallow and I'm OK with it and sadly no matter how much a woman tries to fight the effects of time.....collagen just doesn't last or do well later in life. YES there are exceptions YES there are ways of "fixing" but....if you want a tone sexy ass and thighs that make you get on your knees and thank the lord.....Cougars aren't your thing. BUT if you want some amazing sex that usually includes her bringing dinner and just giving you gifts.....it may not be a bad option. The only catch....some of these women are married and well...that's just bad Karma. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So true. Just because they make it in your size does not mean you should wear it. This is SOOO true of skinny jeans as well... They are extremely unflattering on almost everyone - why do so many people wear them??? Ladies I love it when you agree with the Shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ladies, just because it "fits" doesn't mean it looks good ok! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Anything like this will do http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/1064/1064,1284466427,1/stock-photo-sexy-girl-wearing-pink-sweater-60968800.jpg complete with no pants? You want to make friends don't you?

Anything like this will do http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/1064/1064,1284466427,1/stock-photo-sexy-girl-wearing-pink-sweater-60968800.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!