lummy

baby opera Oh BTW, I'm supposed to ask da Bytch "Where's the beer?" from the one watching you I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Betcha I'd catch it ;) No hands.. LOL (ie) LOLie LOLIE get your adverbs here... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

I could see myself doing this I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

putting new meaning to the term "minute man"??? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either." I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

What? No, not MY rice Krispees!!! I'm not so sure about the super sugar crisps,they seem pretty janked up all the time, but no, I'll disagree about my krispees.... They just have an attention deficit problem and are always a little off... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Yeah, corn flakes are so much more consistent and what they have to say. I was listening to rice krispies but they'd tell you to do stupid things and then sit back and laugh at you. Sheeesh,, what's the world coming to when you can't even trust your cereal? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

OMG, flashers? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

BOOBIES I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

reposted from the e-mail I got this AM Hey everyone! Well, here we go! Tomorrow kicks off the First Annual NorCal FreeFly Festival...and things are ready to roll here at SkyDance! Team JANK is ready for some wicked freefly jumps and we're going to be doing some incredible Hybrid dives on Sunday, so be ready! We've got a swoop accuracy contest set up on Friday, and a mini RW and mini Freefly Comp set up for Sat...all with prizes! The CASA is inbound and will be ready to fly loads, Roger Ponce is in town to organize some great RW, the Tiki Bar is almost ready to roll and the screen for the film festival is being set up. Don't forget your costume for Sat. night! Check out for all the info about all the events! Local jumper/chef Russell Jackson is preparing a mind blowing dinner of wind game and veggies for the optional dinner on Sat. night ($10) and you should see the Boogie Shirts! Long sleeves with a very cool design. It's included with your registration fee...and so is the BEER! Speaking of Reg. fees, have you pre-registered for the event?? You can do so online at and it'll save you $5 off the fee ! What are you waiting for?? The party's about to begin, so be in date and don't be late! See you here!! Blue skies! SkyDance SkyDiving I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

There's one near Chico too, no idea what they have tho. skydive in paradise I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Corona, Sierra Nevada, and Mike's Hard lemonade seem to be the popular choices at SkyDance... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Hmmmmm Navy n Fucshia? You MIGHT want to talk to Pammi first ;) OH OH, but if you DO use those colors, got tiger spots!!! That'll be REALLY cool.. Just no blue eyeliner, okay? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

NOPE!!!! in my Bonehead which I brought in from the truck last NITE GRRRRRRRRRR :) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

While you're at it, can anyone help me find my car keys tooo? I need to go to work!!! They're real easy to spot. They have the push thing to detach into 2 sets, there's the lil black box for the alarm AND they're attached to an RSL loop. You can't miss them. Thanks I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

OMG!! I can't believe I've gotten this far without anyone asking the MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION?!?!?!?!? What matches your jumpsuit? Sheeshhhh.... Red heads are predominant in my family. You shoulda seen the looks of joy on my X and Mother in Law's faces when our daughter was born (strawberry blonde) and they could now pass off as natural ;) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Hmmm... you're down South huh... Ask Sebazz, he'd know a local one. If you get up north, I'd recommend Clay out of Byron or Action Air at SkyDance (AV, Milan or Ryan are all good riggers) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

LMAO... Okay, but you HAVE to wear the pumps n fishnet stockings Too Dave!!! TBH, the kids are watching Nick, and aside from the fact that you have to look TWICE to be SURE the gals are really 12, some of them are wearing BLUE eyeliner. Grrrrrr..... All I know is MY daughter will NEVER go out in public lookin like that I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Why in the HECK would anyone REALLY wear BLUE eyeliner? WHY? Someone please tell me!! Is it COOL or somethin? Look Sexy? I JUST don't get it!!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Yeah, go Out of OAK tho since that's an SWA hub. 12/25 return 12/31 $118 RT I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

hmmm.. that won't work then cause I'm about the same height :( I guess if I tucked my legs instead, it'd work. Problem is that you'd have to add a foot n a half for arm length... That you have Miche, and even drunk, you're still better at em then I ;) hugs ya Dahlin..... And Matt.. I don't smoke outta the pipe, I use the WATER PIPE, SIlly boy :) I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Think about it Nathan, It's about 14 hours non stop to Eloy. It's going to cost approx 150 each way in gas. Unless you get 3 or more people to go, it'll be cheaper to fly.. Try Southwest, they are running specials that are about $120 RT. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

WOO HOOO!! CARTWHEELS!!!! I still wanna do one out the back of a tailgate :) I'm hopin the Casa this weekend has more ceiling room than the SkyVan I'm SKARED!!! I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

Matt.. you REALLY have to get outta bed earlier!! This is the second time you've asked questions that are already answered.. about 1500 msl.... I jumped there last June and coming from a 130' msl you DO notice a faster landing, but then again, it will be a lot cooler in December which will slow things down a bit too... Just be careful on your first few jumps I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

How about some light poles... Will that work Chuck? I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1