BruceSmith

The List of Everyone I have Slept With As per 1000 Things' request, and in service to the DB Cooper case, here is my first installment of my sex life. It's not complete, but I didn't want to keep y'all waiting any longer.... Section I: Women. 1. Wives Well, there are three - Mrs. Smith I, II, and III - it's kind of like the Super Bowl numbers, only easier to read. Aka Uli, Jan and Peachy. 2. Significant Others There was Carol in Bethlehem. She was the shining star to whom I lost my virginity, but sadly I was only one of Three Wise Men following her shimmering glow....but it was 1969, just when Bobby Dayton was losing his testicles, so, all things considered... Next was Alice-not-from-Dallas. Things get a little hazy after that - circa 1969-1971... But I do remember Elizabeth from Elizabeth - I got crabs. Whew... ...I think I better take a break. I'm getting sweaty...

gawd, my hand hurts. get better soon, jo!

i'll tell you what, jo, i'll only type with my left hand until you are healed! Fondly, in solidarity! btw: all the facts that you present about galen comport to what i have written about him. thanks for the confirmation.

Sounds like good advice from a savvy women. I wonder what Tina would say if asked why you didn't take her advice to move on with your life. Ever wonder how obsessions begin? What purpose they serve in our lives?

Yeh Me! (Thanks.)

Jo, I don't see anything in your posts that disproves anything that I've written about Tina. Do you? As for Galen, okay, you don't like him. So? You say he lies? Then prove it. Documents, evidence that we can corroborate, etc. BTW: I'm not interested in Duane's babysitters. Just sayin'.

Jo, the correct spelling is "lying." Also, saying that someone is lying is different than proving someone is making false statements. I don't see the falsehoods. If you do, please post the proof. Grazie mille! (That's "Thanks a Thousand" in Italian. I'm feeling a lot of 1000 Things these days.) Speaking of which, Vicki says I should check out the 1000Things.org website, but it apparently shut down this evening. 1000s of hits I suppose?

Regarding my sex life, Jo, do you think "1000 Things" wants a list of both the women I've "slept with" and the guys? Whaddayathink? Any thoughts on how it might help 1000 Things solve Norjak? I'm clueless on how it might help, but you two seem to be researching my Tina writing on the MN, so I thought I'd ask.

You'll have to give me more corroboration before I publish anything. Here is what I know of Tina, Galen and you. To begin, I found Tina through you. You told me she was in northern Oregon, and eventually I worked my way south. At the same time, Galen was looking for her as well. We swapped a few ideas on where she was, and Galen found Tina just about the same time I did. He was first by a week or two, yet he wouldn't tell me, so I had to continue on my own. Same with Jane and Lee Dormuth. As for you not telling anyone ANYTHING, as you imply, that ain't true. You were dropping hints all over the place. Yes, you never told me or Galen Tina's exact address, but you helped us find her. All this is already in the Mountain News, I believe, so what else would you like me to add? That's you're angry at Galen? That ain't news, honey.

Bruce, Why would "1000 Things" want a list of those guys? Sorry, I just couldn't resist You think he wants a list of the guys, too? Whew. As for the link to DB Cooper, I haven't a clue. But I'm thinking of Marla and Curtis Eng.... Just to set the record straight, I haven't had sex with Marla, but I sure would love to have a glass of wine with her.

New Brouhaha Brewing in Cooper World A new dimension in the search for DB Cooper has developed. A poster at the Mountain News named "1000 things" says that if I give him a list of everyone that I've had sex with, they then will be able to solve the DB Cooper case. True Story. To see the action for yourself: http://themountainnewswa.net/2011/08/02/the-resurgent-investigation-of-db-cooper-%E2%80%93-an-interview-with-chief-witness-tina-mucklow/#comment-27517

An excellent observation. There will probably be several PhD Dissertations written by mental health professionals who use this thread as their major research source. Robert99 Nothing like popping by Dropzone all the time...not to discuss Cooper...but to trash either the thread itself, or other users. You haven't had a good word to say about anyone here...or contributed a SINGLE Cooper-related thing here in MONTHS. You are supposedly doing all this research. Haven't seen a single word about it. So...then why are you here? You first, Sir Robert.

Robert99, I think this is more up Jo's alley as she is in charge of criminal investigations at the DZ. I'm strictly in charge of surveys and quizzes.

An excellent observation. There will probably be several PhD Dissertations written by mental health professionals who use this thread as their major research source. Robert99 Some of the themes they might want to develop: 1. 922 confessions 2. 1,100 suspects and a sizeable number were submitted by spouses or lovers who wanted to get rid of an ex. 3. Marla's love life 4. Jo's two-million words posted here - what keeps that girl going? 5. The Vortex 6. Did DB Cooper really escape by traveling to the future, and who thinks so? 7. Cooper came from the future to do the hijacking, then went back; his time-jumping was a gambit by Goldman Sachs to explore the futures market.

It matters to me. The Tena canard could be a misdirect or a spin job. Why doesn't that matter to you?

Bobby, have you ever been to T-Bar? Just askin'. Wonderin' too how come you misspell it.

Today is a good day to be a Seahawks fan. Whew. And I only went over to my neighbor's to see the game at halftime because it started at noon, Pacific Time, Ug. It was my first NFL game drinking coffee, eating bananas and taking my BP meds.... ...but clearly my presence made a difference. Some days it's worth getting out of bed!

Yay ME!

I was in Woodinville, Washington, remember? I was on TV, too. Did you see me? 377 did - he said I did good.

Public Service Announcement There will be a thousand or so folks reading this post over the next week, and to you dear readers I would like to offer my view on who Jo Weber is and what she is trying to do here. Jo and I are very different people and we have very different needs. Jo controls the narrative by innuendo, teasing, and preposterous pronouncements that are too far-fetched to corroborate. Me, I like the Show. I'm a Bring It On kind of guy, so I can tolerate her attempts at character assassination, or trying to discredit me and my writing. Jo works the crowd and gets a lot of sympathy. Most people are uncomfortable with me putting the FBI's feet to the fire over Norjak, and tons of folks hate what I write about Tina. Nevertheless, that's where the story goes. Me, I'm here at the DZ because it's fun to play with Jo and Bobby, and I'm also playing to the crowd - planting ideas and questions for y'all to ponder in the quiet ethers that surround the DZ. Jo, on the other hand, is here to construct a New World. It's the World Of Duane Weber The Skyjacker. Her postings are a lot like a little girl playing with her dolls and a big doll house - moving the furniture around, trying on new dresses, having make-believe tea parties that are actually very real. Her purpose in doing this is certainly unknown to me, but it's all kind of fun. I guess that's why you're here, too.

Jo, do you really think the FBI or the KCSO would ever come after me for the Earl Cossey homicide and risk having me bring all the Norjak principals to the witness stand and giving depositions? Do you think those guys would want me roaming through the evidence files looking for information on Earl Cossey, the tie-ins to the FBI, and searching for the true killers? Me and 377 would have a Field Day - Plus the Press Conferences -OOOH LA, LA! C'mon Jo, you're a smart girl. You know the feds would never leave themselves open to something like that. I'm golden, babe....

Because they dumb. So, Buck Wheaties, what's your take on the FBI losing the eight cigarette butts? Some dumb fuck threw them out in the trash? Or, they hid them some place safer and figured it was better to be called a bunch of dumb fucks than get real in the Norjak investigation? Maybe DB Cooper is a real hot tamale. Whaddaya t'ink?

That's what I love about you, Bobby, consistency. You knew very little about the DB Cooper when I first interviewed you, even though you had just written a book about Norjak and titled it: "The Truth of DB Cooper." Five years later you still revel in your ignorance and proudly claim you don't need to read the FBI's Norjak files. Can your mother explain what happened to you to cause such a lack of curiosity? Gayla? I'm seeing a pattern here - you're a No Show at all the DB Cooper Symposia and you have no anger at being denied access to the FBI files unlike other journalists.

They are all listed at 5-foot, 8 inches tall. And their last names end in "n." (T'anks Buck Wheaties)

Another Quiz What do 1. Barb Dayton 2. Kenny Christiansen 3. Ted Braden All have in common? Answer at midnight.