ChromeBoy

Are gifts ok? That is the only "big package" I can supply.

Therefore Clay would want to check him out.

I heard a long time ago that they name there children by banging pots and pans together... Ching-Chang-Chong

I missed that one. I know you are a girl. All bytches are females...j/k...

Skycat All the lonely nights I spend alone Never around to love me You're always gone Cause you're hangin out Breakin' the rules Oh the man has come Looking for you You're a rebel now Don't give a damn Always carrying on With the gang I'm trying to tell you boy It's a mistake You won't realize Til it's too late Don't understand Why you insist On picking on me all of the time Time after time you stay away And I just know that you're telling me lies Skycat Nine lives Short days Long nights Livin on the edge Not afraid to die Heart beat Real strong But not For long Better watch your step Or you're gonna die You're so together girl But just at a glance You'll do anything If given a chance Scheming, plannin lies To get what you need So full of promises That you never keep Don't you tell yourself That it's okay Sick and tired of All of your games And you want me to leave Better change Makes no sense to me Your crazy ways Skycat Nine lives Short days Long nights Livin on the edge Not afraid to die Heart beat Real strong But not For long Better watch your step Or you're gonna die I really don't want you to die. But you did say you are going to shoot me with HooknSwoops pistol!

Damn. You are going to kill me for just saying hi every once in awhile!

Coming from a man who has boobs and is a pussy!

I haven't put you on the list yet Skycat but I can and will if you want me to!

I disagree with this. If it wasn't for Map Quest I would be lost. And then there is always GPS in the planes.

You have a small penis Dave.

Harry Potter

I'm on my way there shortly.

Go out, skydive, party, and get laid!

Maybe. Ok, I will be there. You twisted my arm Prost!

Viking do not talk to him about it. Leave it alone. If it persists you might want to confront him later on and if his job performance goes on a downspiral and you cannot take it any longer then contact human resources. It might just be a occasional occuraence where he goes out with buddies golfing, etc. Go out, skydive, party, and get laid!

Sounds like fun.. Sebazz jumped from the same helicopter either last weekend or the week before. Ask him for details. Hasta Manana, Chromey

Then all DZ.commers are Whoremongers because there is some serious post whores here!

This is a broad question, but I am hoping someone can provide us with the characteristics of the design for flight as well as the instructions for "gearing up" to board the aircraft through "preparing for exit" and "canopy deployment."

How about holding the bellyfliers feet and going head down. Your arms will move n-synch with the formation. Do not know just asking?

You look like a guy named Chromeboy from West Hollywood!

Your right Marc. I have been fighting it but I need to accept it. I need to get out and jump more. Less work=more jumps. But I was fired from my last job because of it!

Landed downwind with 25mph winds because I did not want to land off and have to walk back to the hanger. I was ok but I could have easily been hurt.

Weather has been bad. Moved to the Northeast from Florida.

Loser by Beck In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose kill the headlights and put it in neutral stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control baby's in Reno with the vitamin D got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt don't believe everything that you breathe you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park Yo. Cut it. Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job the daytime crap of the folksinger slob he hung himself with a guitar string a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing you can't write if you can't relate trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite that's chokin' on the splinters Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (get crazy with the cheeze whiz) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (drive-by body-pierce) (yo bring it on down) soooooooyy.... (I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Schprechen sie Deutches, baby) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Know what I'm sayin'?)

Been posting a few days over a month and just reached Veteran status...1000 posts. I can't stop posting. I am a whore, I know. But I can't stop.... Quoting Jim Carrey from the Mask when he was receiving an award..."You love me...You really Love me!"