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[Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice on] "Now that is a good thing Cyndi. I will call you Cyndi and not the alcoholic beverage that kills brain cells and makes people do the acts of SATAN! You are a good person by not flaunting your body all over the internet and sending naked pictures to people you don't even know." [Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice off] Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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[Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice on] "Oh, we have a girl named Tequila here. Why is it you call yourself Tequila. Why is it you tatoo your body and pierce your belly button and your nipples? Hmmmm? Why is I will tell you why....it's SATAN" [Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice off] Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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[Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice on] "Well, well, well. The old Clayton Fowler. Mr. Man Boobies himself? I must say that some people in this world do follow in the steps of satan. And therefore there day will come and their little timid souls will sit un hell. Kind of like your little campfires at the dropzones where you drink your beers and talk about plunging from perfectly good airplanes. Then the old CrewDogs hit on younger women! Who could make you people do this....it's SATAN!" [Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice off] Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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[Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice on] "Hello again everybody, this is the Church Lady and this is Church Chat! I have been reading these forums and I must say I can not believe the topics of these conversations. Boobies, sex, beer...who could make you people talk in this way? Who could it be? Could it be....SATAN?" [Dana Carvey Church Lady Voice off] Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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I wonder if Bill Von works hard or if he is just smart? If he works hard too, I want what he is taking! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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Your right Clay. You have to settle for 150 jumps and ugly man-boobies! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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Quotes from the movie Office Space.... Bob #1: We're trying to get a feel for what people do around here.. so, could you just walk us through a typical day for you? Peter: Well, sure Bob. I generally come in at least 15 minutes late. I use the side door; that way Lumbergh can't see me, and after that I just sorta space out for about an hour-- Bob #2: Ah wait--space out? Peter: Yeah. I just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working. I do that for, uh.. probably another hour after lunch too. I'd say, in a given week, I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual.. work. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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Yeah, her name is Clay!
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Maybe you should consider downsizing to a smaller canopy Sunshine. Like the VX! It has more of a swoop - thus, more time to work on the landing!...j/k... Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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I haven't been able to get out of work yet. Hoping to make the sunset load though! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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Northern California Bay Area Night Jumps.........
ChromeBoy replied to Sebazz1's topic in The Bonfire
As well as a fog horn, beer, boobies, video camera, and a hot female student to do a naked tandem with the Sebazz! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space -
LMAO...I can see him walking up to her and saying "Hung Chow?" and getting his face slapped!
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Did it leave a hole in your nipple or did it close?
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Which Children's Storybook Character Are You?
ChromeBoy replied to coconutmonkey's topic in The Bonfire
[Winnie the Pooh voice]...."Oh, Honey!!!"[/Winnie the Pooh voice] Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space -
Uh...the one on your website...or I mean the picture on the website that shows your tatoo! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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Well, TequilaGirl is hot so I guess I have to go to Texas and cushion her fall...
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TequilaGirl how many tattoes do you have? I like this one... Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day! -Office Space
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Is Hung Chow chinese for Blow Job?
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No disrespecting the girls Slappie. I admire you for sticking up for her though. Skycat and TequilaGirl have this thing about picking on me and I will pick back but it is all in fun. At least onm my part...don't know about theirs!
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Which Children's Storybook Character Are You?
ChromeBoy replied to coconutmonkey's topic in The Bonfire
Sorry TequilaGirl. Didn't mean to make you jealous. I will come see you wearing a 46' VX! Smaller.... -
I used bytch. Bytch and beeeaaaaoooootttcchhh are ok. BITCH can be a no go though....
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Should we refer to skydiving as plunging from now on? I am going plunging this weekend!
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On the east and west coasts it is a compliment. Take Skybytch for example. Everyone calls her bytch and we like her. She does not take it as a insult!
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I will leave Pippy alone Skycat!
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Which Children's Storybook Character Are You?
ChromeBoy replied to coconutmonkey's topic in The Bonfire
I will wear the Sabre 2 150 as underwear when I come to see you!