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I was expecting something worse Dave. Thsnks for respecting our sisters!

It's a surprise!

Dove, I just purchased a plane ticket and I am coming back to Florida to fullfill your needs before I head to Boston. You need satisfaction! ...j/k...

Welcome to DZ.com Stefan! Your photography is anticipated! I am looking forward to hearing about your skydive successes and photography contributions! Everyone, meet Stefan!

[billy bob thorton voice] Some people say carry a hook knife but I prefer a Sling Blade. [/billy bob thorton voice]

Nice... a couple of hotties fresh on the brain is always a good way to end the evening.

Thanks Spy, Dove and Dave. Dave...you have had 2 months to come up here with free room and board!

True...very true...

The White House: All I could think about was Clinton and Lewinsky. Capitol: Lots of White too. Washington Monument. Lincoln thing. JFK's Flame...not Marilyn Monroe ...etc.

Dove...don't get me horny!

Congrats Dove! You are awesome! I told my family your story tonight and you have a lot of good vibes going your way!

Did you get laid tonight Lisa?

How do we know if we did it?

Who was it?

Sweet pic Pete!

I have to go to dinner now. Can't wait any longer. But if he posts some... If you have something to say, shut up. Is your speech over, or can I finish my nap? You make silence a wonderful thing to look forward to.. You have a fine voice - why spoil it by talking? You're like a slow leak - people hear you but they can't turn you off. She has a black belt in mouth. He is the only person who enters the room mouth first. It's always difficult to follow an outstanding speaker. Fortunately, I don't have that problem tonight. If he ever had to eat his words, he'd put on fifteen pounds. I wish you were on TV - so I could turn you off. You should be wired for silence. He has such a big mouth he can eat a banana sideways. Please close your mouth so I can see who you are. You remind me of a clarinet - a wind instrument. Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle. If you ever bite your tongue, you'll die from acid poisoning. I can always tell when you're lying - your lips are moving. If you'll stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you. Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking. I'm not hard of hearing, I'm just ignoring you. I understand everything - except what you're saying. If you think of something to say, don't mention it. I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off. I don't mind you are talking, so long as you don't mind me not listening. I don't mind you are talking, so long as you don't mind me not listening. It's nice hearing from you - next time, just send a postcard. And your completely irrelevant point is...? If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. Speak up! You are entitled to your own stupid opinion. And your idiotic, whiny-assed opinion would be...? I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your conversation. A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! You looked intelligent until you opened your mouth.

I'm ready.

It's 5:37pm eastern time. Beeeeeeerrrrrrr!

Celine Dion just came out with a new cd Dave!

Cliff, I have been to Skydive Orange a few times and I never met one person there who was anywhere close to being as rude as you just were. I am glad I never met or jumped with you!

It figures that the skills camp is the same weekend I have to move.

I'm afraid that if I did a naked jump the wind would push my penis in between my legs and when I go to deploy I would accidentally keep grabbin and pullin my penis instead of the hackey! That would hurt.

[whisper] Mine too. [/whisper]

How dare you call Sangiro fictional...lol

[turn on James Bond voice] Bush...I prefer my ladies shaven, not furred.[/turn off James Bond voice]