ChromeBoy

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  1. Mary Mary quite contrary Trim that bush it's too damn hairy If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  2. Oh, sorry. Your a dude. I thought you were a female. Nevermind my previous post. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  3. Guys will hit on you and then they will find out how young you are and then they will stop.
  4. Fo me it's a hangover. I hate these. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  5. Mark is a good friend of mine. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  6. You just have to have fun with it. Here try this... 1. Before throwing the ball place the ball over your head and yell "Yabba Dabba Doo". 2. Hold the ball in front of you at eye level and sing to it. 3. Take off running down the lane and slide with the ball on the wax and release it when you stop sliding. Then try to walk back slipping on the wax and yell out to everyone, "I'm a dork fish, they caught me on a corndog". 4. Name your ball testicle. When people go to pick up their ball yell out "stay away from my testicle>" 5. Drink one beer for every pin you knock down. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  7. It's the name between my first and last names. Jeez, all you guys replied and noone got it right!
  8. I can't make it because of the new job. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  9. Of course I said yes all three times Bill because it was you! But if someone else did it I would say no! If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  10. Emmie. I will be in Westborough on Sunday!!!!!! Wooooohhhhhhhooooo!
  11. ChromeBoy

    pot heads?

    Skunky, Funky, Smelly Green Shit! I smoke shit straight from the roach clip. Put the blunt down then pass it around back to me again. The herb is more than just a powerful potion. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  12. ChromeBoy

    BOOBIES

    Nigel? How did you get a picture of my secretaries? If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  13. Over the phone or in person is better. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  14. ChromeBoy

    pot heads?

    There was this guy I knew in college who dropped acid once. He and a bunch of friends went to this state park in Illinois and went hiking. It was winter and there was these huge icycles hanging form the rock formations. They laid on the ground looking up at all the icycles for a long time. When it got warmer one of the icycles fell off a rock and landed between all of them. If it would have hit them it would have killed them. Luckily for my a friends, it landed about two feet away from them. But it was a cool like 3d thing to look at. There was also these huge rocks. They climbed the rocks and were tripping to hard to climb down so they spent the rest of the day up there. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
  15. Flyin' in a V Formation? Shoot 'em. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.
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  17. I wouldn't even consider it. Why get paid for kissing another guy though. I would kiss TG, Dove, Skymama, Skybytch, Sunshine, BB, Freeflyplaymate, Jumping KayAus, Jessica, Emmie, Sweetgirl, FreakSis, etc. if they paid me though!
  18. ChromeBoy

    pot heads?

    Drugs are illegal and skydivers never do illegal things. Thanks for asking.
  19. You mean Rhino and Richard?
  20. Post the sight SkyMama. Is it actually J Lo's or is it fake? Not a fake vagina but somebody else's besides J Lo's.
  21. Treat me like I'm a bad boy Even when I'm being good to you I don't want you to thank me You can just, spank me Hanky Panky
  22. he he....shaven, not furred! Just like James Bond's martini.
  23. I wonder what Faith's bush tastes like? I would like to know.