ChromeBoy

I don't have time. Go read my post again!

I have three oay checks in my wallet and I need to pay bills but I closed my checking account in Naples because I am moving tomorrow so I go to the bank and they have no power so they can't cash my checks or give me money orders. I sat in traffic for 45 minutes because the traffic lights didn't work. My blinker went out. So now I have to go get my blinker fixed so it works while I drive to Boston tomorrow am and I still have to finish packing and send a detailed report to my company in Kansas. I feel like saying fuck it and go buy some beer. It is Friday after all.

I won Chuck! I get free jumps in Eloy and WFFC now.

You know I was talking to my friend Desdamona the other day. She runs that space station and bait shack down near Boomstown. And she told me that human beings are flaud individuals. That the cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early. And I believe it. Take for example when you go to the movies these days. A jumbo drink. 8 extra Ounces of watered down cherry coke for an additional 25 cents. I don't want it. I don't want that much organization in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me. I want my juinor mints!

Jimmy is good in concert. I saw him in Atlanta a couple of times.

Tell your boss that if you like him his chances of not getting hurt or killed are good. Let him wonder for the next two weeks if you really like him or not. Maybe you will get a raise.

Dirt Dive, Plane Ride, Plane Seperation, Execution, Break Off, Deployment, and Landing. Describe your perfect RW dive using all these principles.

What was I thinking Phree! I'll have TG punish me tomorrow!

I think we all have said..."I just jumped out of an airplane!"

Bill now has 49 posts. Tomorrow he will finally become an old hand. I doubt if he will mention boobies though. Bill?

Ozzy Osborne to he son Jack on the Osborne's..."It's pretty obvious your smoking grass when you order pizzas at 2 o'clock in the morning."

Ok, I am supposed to be by the girl with the blue jumpsuit on. Holy shit, there is three blue jumpsuits! What is this guy doing in my slot.

The one and only coolest mf'r from Texas that goes to A&M, jumps out of airplanes and is a post whore on dz.com. Dude rocks. Here will be here shortly.

No pictures? WTF?

Everyone say pumpernickle really slowly five times. Pumpernickle....pumpernickle...pumpernickle...pumpernickle...pumpernickle.

I jumped out over the ocean and I remember thinking that if it didn't open I would probably make a pretty big splash.

Bump. What's the telephone number for Hollister Sebazz? If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

We drained all the water out of the pool and then jumped in that way we wouldn't get wet. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

Ooh dat dress so scandalous And ya know another person couldn't handle it See ya shakin' that thang like who's da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt I think to sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong Chorus: I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong That girl so scandalous And I know another nigga couldn't handle it And she shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish She like to dance at all the hip hop spots And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt I think to sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong Chorus 2x That dress so scandalous And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban ya like the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh think to sing it again Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh think to sing it again Come on Come on Come on Come on Yeah yeah If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr! If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

Thanks a slot. I mean a lot mama. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

A bunch of lines and a D. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with 2.50 Fuckin' whore If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

Beeeeeeerrrrrrrr! If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.

Georgy Porgy Pudding Pie Georgy jacked off in his girlfriends eye When that eye was swollen and shut Georgy fucked that one eyed slut. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart.