ChromeBoy

On a serious note. Phreezone please provide me a listing of everything that "you" do not want to hear about on dz.com so as you say everybody only posts what "you" want to hear.

I have this problem where I relate everything to songs and I have to sing them. Instead of singing them I post them. I'll shorten them up a bit and just use the part of the song that is relevant. Sorry if you were offended Phree.

Phree...if I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart!

Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you takin' us

The West is the Best, Ride the Kings Highway Baby. -Jim Morrison

I love to read. There is another thread here that talks about everyones favorite books. If you posted on the last one give us an update. I am currently reading the Nike Spirit in the Corportae World by Donald Katz.

I'm cummin!

I knew it all along Sebazz. I met Clay in Atlanta and figured it out. When he pulled up in a Ferrari with the twins it gave it away.

Put me in your pocket. Take me out when you feel like it.

Jumping Kay Aus, Has anyone told you how beautiful you are today? If not, consider this someone telling you.

Hi Lummy!

Leggo my Eggo....

I think its Colonel Klink or Colonel Sanders...

What does that mean? Is that a put down?

I was there once and his sister Janet was there and she took advantage of me. I rubbed her Black Cat all night long.

I had always wanted to try skydiving. I remember seeing movies growing up and telling myself that I would try it one day. Aviation has always been something that I daydreamed about. I always wanted to be a pilot and fly my own aircraft, go into space, or sit in a cockpit of a F-16 and be the War hero! I was sitting in my office at work one day and I was telling myself that I was working way too much and I needed to get out and experience something adventurous. I asked a co-worker if he wanted to go and he said sure. We went that weekend. After my first tandem I was addicted. The rush thrilled and scared me so much I could not think about anything else. So, I saved some money and went through AFF. I consider myself lucky to be able to experience this and I feel that everyone should at least experience it once. Because of my travels for work and the amount of hours I put in knowing that I can always go to a dropzone located close to where I will be staying is awesome. Because I have traveled so much the last three years I can always go to any dropzone and be amongst friends and have a great day of skydiving and an enjoyable evening of relaxing with my new friends. I certainly want to become an instructor one day so I can assist my friends in their introduction to this sport. I want to take them on their first tandem and be their AFF instructor. The bond you have with your friends will grow intensly when they are able to experience this sport.

Do you have one of those jet packs that can make you fly Bill? You know, like Michael Jackson did at the end of his concerts. I can see you having one of those. You could use one of those to peek into somebodys window in Vegas.

LMAO @ Clay

It's time for a hint...p p p p p p p please?

Has a thread in the Training Forum...Here. How about helping him out with his research paper!

You look soooo cute SkyCat!

Go to the safety page here. On the right hand side there is info on different disciplines. Send Sangiro a private message asking if you can use some of his quotes and he probably will since your the son of his best looking moderator!

Answer: When the police become involved!

It's Bytches son! Let's turn him into a post whore!

I dated an eighteen year old when I was 24. She was a virgin and she wanted me to "teach" her things. She lost her virginity a day after I met her. (I'm a fast teacher and she was a fast learner).