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  1. Picture attached of IJP's new camera helmet. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  2. Dude, I like! The brothers Borg, 2 of JP. Yeah, we'll be the hit of the boogie, or else. Resistance is futile. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  3. Another bit of humor: Little Amber was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing. He politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amber?" "My goldfish died," replied Amber tearfully, without looking up, "And I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?' Amber patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat." ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  4. You think they let me make any decisions around here? I'm a short timer now, but I'll run it by management. Duece, we better be careful, I think there might be a bunch o' flash around the place! And I'm not talking about what get's us extra altitude.... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  5. THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty quid. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in those pyjamas! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate. Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  6. Probably could be aranged, but you might want to make sure you can get enough warm clothing on under it! It's cold up there! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  7. We'll its quiet at Davis today cause we are all recovering from 2 days/nights of Pre-Boogie Fever. Uhg, no thank you, no more for me right now, I'd like to retain motor skills. *burp* ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  8. Remember who's his "daddy". ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  9. Reggie is no longer aroung if I remember corectly, Chris at www.windsign.com is making them though. If you need some blank ones, PM me cause I've got a few lightly used ones I'd like to get rid of... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  10. Kris, send me that list! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  11. Great, a high risk jump is going to be handled with something as frivolous as a raffle. Whatever. My 2 cents is if you plan on doing a 30K jump, do it right, not at a freakin' boogie. Find someone who knows what they are doing and does it right. My suggestion would be SkyDance SkyDiving. They have been doing it for quite a number of years, with an extremely professional organizer brought in each time to coordinate the event. Chamber ride is required so you can see the physiological effects of 30K+ altitudes before you go. It's not just a longer skydive. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  12. F-ing seals, they keep stealing my ProZak.... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  13. Trying to figure out a problem I'm having. My SunPak PZ 4000AF flash unit which has worked so well with my Canon Elan 7 will not fire with my 10D. I tested the camera with a borrowed Canon 550EX and it works fine, as well as with my old beat up Quantray (don't laugh) flash, and it works fine too. The power zoom function on the PZ4000AF works when hooked up to the 10D, it just won't fire. Any thoughts? I have a call into ToCad (SunPak), but I thought I'd see if anyone knew anything, or has a source for information, as the 10D manual leaves a person wanting a little more information. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
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    11:11 is close to lunch time. 12:12 is at lunch, and who actualy gets anything done after lunch anyway? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  15. Of course you could check to see if the gear store at the DZ has them in stock.... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  16. Ohhhhhmmmmmm...... can you feel the love? I think the "love" needs a little lube first! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  17. It's called a "Bar Mat" I'll let you guess.... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  18. I agree that RI PATENTED the articulation rings, but if you think they came up with the idea, I've got a bridge to sell ya' ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  19. Oh you hadn't heard? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  20. Hey DEUCE! This guy makes it on the list.... Yeah, I can be bought! Yummmy, tequila! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  21. Depends, how long is the dry spell? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  22. No problem! Now get up here so we can work on some formation stuff! Or in a couple of weeks you can come down to my new home! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  23. Sissy! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  24. Can't fault your logic. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
  25. Oh boy. Another gimmick. So when are they going to make a Voodo big enough to need it? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.