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Here's the secret. Slide down the bench, to sit on the floor in the doorway with both your and the students feet outside. Then just launch and roll your hips to the relative. Smothest and easiest exit I've ever done with tandems. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

There is but that's a whole 'nother dead horse. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

From laying it down to putting it on my back when I'm training or working, just about 6 minutes. Otherwise it takes about 2 minutes less than the length of the call I'm on. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

A lower profile D ring reserve handle I assume. A couple manufacturers have offered it in the past. It's a nice size for those that would like to keep a D ring but not have such a large snag factor. Of course if I'm wrong, KellyF you can slap me. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Sorry Ray, but that's funny shit right there..... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

OMG!! They are the cutest thing!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Tell him to think of which hand he writes with before making the turn. The "L" trick works too. Make an "L" with thumb and forefinger of both hands. Only one is "right". I had trouble as a kid with left and right, and those two things helped. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Errr....I have a list of sugestions....... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Some Brits have the talent to insult you with such eloquence that you will stand there post insult with a goofy look on your face and saying "Thank you?" ghdiver is one of those annoying pricks (in the nicest possible way of course Gareth) ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Did you get the memo? Ummmm...yeah, I'll just have a copy sent over to you. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Dude....what the fuck? I thought the cops said you couldn't stalk her anymore. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Ummmmm....yeah. Not till you put the coversheet on your TPS reports. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

It's advertising sold to Aerodyne by DZ.com. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Sigh.....

Were those done by e-mail? Play nicer with your toys! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Bad move. Don't they realize the wounded ones bite back the fastest and most of these guys could probably still pull a trigger? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

12 inches of 3/4" type III, 5 inches of 2" pile velcro, 5 inches of 3/4" hook velcro, 10 minutes with a sewing machine....... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Only one way to find out..... *poke* (ready to run......) ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

It is personal with your rigger. It's his ass you're putting on the line. Wanna pencil pack? Get your own ticket. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

No it's not. It's smaller. The Cresco is a fun ship, but it's tiny compared to the PAC750. Holds ten jumpers (barely). ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

As someone who has both test flow and flown reserves in real scenarios, I can tell you this: with loadings of greater than about 1.4 to 1.5 on any low porosity, 7 cell reserve on the market, you need to be at the top of your game to land it safely. As someone who has has sold gear for 5 years I can tell you this: way to many jumpers selecting gear for the first time seem to not understand that not only should a reserve wingloading be selected by skill, but also by the fact that it's an unfamiliar canopy in a stressful situation usually. WAY to many jumpers have come to me and wanted a reserve smaller than they should have had because some ill informed person had told them that the "Max" weight was 254 without explaining wingloading. Too many jumpers seem to think their reserve is some sort of magic voodoo charmed canopy that will set them down tip toe safe in their mothers arms. BTW by the definition of "overload" you used there are probably not more than 1% of jumpers that do. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

SO poking you with a sharp stick is a bad idea? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Wow. I need to cool off before responding to that because right now you're making my head 'splode. I know. It's like....... yeah, um forget it. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

Having a good evening? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.