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DUDE!! I was just watching that show yesterday. The year was 1987!! Tiffany vs Debbie Gibson hmmmm... Definitely Debra! . Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Una Mas ! leroydb Muenkel n2skdvn beowulf dzdiva prepheckt AggieDave kevin922 popeyefireman Cornholio Maybe next year when I get benefits from my company and go full time and make more money and have more vacation and and and.... Now, if WFFC was held in California.....MUHAAHAAHAHAA!! . Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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So WHO does it have to do with ? OUST THEM !!! PUBLIC FLOGGING!!! . Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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What are the dates on that ? I'm too lazy to look on the website. I'll be there, I think. I think I'll have my new FF suit by then. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Im currently reading "Armageddon" the 11th book in the Left Behind series. I've been to Barnes and Noble like 3 times this week looking for the new HP book, but they still don't have it. Bastards!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Oh yeah?!? Well, I'll tell you what I'd do, I'd, uh, I'd... well, um... I know! I'd take away your stapler!! BwahahahahaHeeeheeheehee!! Watch it, he may burn down your house! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Ooooh!! Watch out for the "walking"!! they are frightening little buggers!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Did you announce there was about to be a trick or something, cause I missed it. Next time you plan on giving something away make sure you beat me over the head with a "pay attention" stick, ok ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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This was a repost ? Damn, I never saw it. Sowwy! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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www.almgren.net/etc/Thats_My_Boy.mpeg Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when another waiter brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then I looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup, I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now," the waiter said. I was rather impressed. Then I noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me and, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why have that string right there?" "Not everyone is as observant as you," the waiter replied. "That consulting firm I mentioned also found that we can save time in the gents." "How so?" I asked. "See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and, that way, eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent." "After you get it out, how do you put it back?" I asked. "Well," he whispered, lowering his voice, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon." Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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LMAO An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President". She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem your Pope-ness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..." Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Congrats!! Any idea what your altitude was before you started to play with it and what it was when you were under your reserve ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I have no problem in saying that I saw NEMO!! That movie rocks. However, I think for the ultimate experience, one would have to be FUBARd and taking LSD for the best effects. . Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Or... say there is a person with two accounts, such as Nathan. Would the two accounts be merged so the # of posts would increase ? Would both NWS01 and Chromeboy and his other Nathan account me merged ? I mean that is part of the dz.com history there. In that sense, the both serve a purpose, no ? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Yeah, that was what I figured too. I meant to ask is the method going to be used checking for dupe IPs ? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Wow! Do you feel the shaft ?? Well, do ya ?? That's alright with me, I only got one and I'm damn happy with it. Just curious, you going to spend a lot of time checking for duplicate IP's huh ? . Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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So you going there or is she coming here ??
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I know!! I know!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Don't knock Michigan I was born there and like it Pick on Iowa! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Sudden ? Well, get used to it sweetheart, cause it's the new me!!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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So what's the verdict, HH ?? Spell it out for us techno geek guys Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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This thread will never die unless a mod shuts it down Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I am amazed that only like 5 people thought of that... silly earthlings... http://www.dropzone.com/chat was working !! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Dude, what kind o' car you got ?? I only got a 68. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump