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I agree. Fuck vibes. PMs work much better. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

come...join us! 4-5 people in there now. I know that some of you have no lives on Friday night.... stop by and say Hi to the new people. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Damn! How you doin? Oh...the picture...right right... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

what am I missing here ?? this that (to) those..... WTF ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

AHHHGGG!! AHHHGGG!! Acid flashback, acid flashback!!!! who said that ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Heh, unless you made a typo, they're already up to version 2.0.8. I'll update mine later this week. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Look at the difference in paw size here... GINORMOUS I tell ya!! And he's only 6 months old. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Here's another cute picture. As you can tell, the older dog LOVES the puppy....BWAAHAHA Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

He's growing!!! I swear his puppy paws are about twice as heavy and round as my older dog's paws. He's gonna be GINORMOUS!!! The first one was taken about a month ago. The second was taken a day or two before Christmas. I'll try and snap another one tonite or tomorrow and show ya'll. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

YEAH!! You tell em Lummy! I hate Heavenly with a passion for snowboarding. Too many flat spots and too many damn skiers. Definitely go to the north shore if you plan on boarding. I can recommend some good hotels to stay at in Truckee. Here's a list of hotels I've stayed at before or wanted to stay at that were recommended by friends: Alpine Village Motel Interstate 80 & Donner Overpass (530) 587-3801 Alta Hotel 10101 West River (530) 587-6668 Best Western Truckee Tahoe Inn 11331 Highway 267 (530) 587-4525 Cottage Hotel Donner Pass Rd (530) 587-3108 Donner Lake Village Resort Hotel & Marina 15695 Donner Pass Rd (530) 587-6081 The Inn at Truckee 11506 Deerfield Dr (530) 587-8888 Loch Leven Lodge 13855 Donner Pass Rd (530) 587-3773 Northstar Hwy 267 & Northstar Dr (530) 562-1010 Richards Motel 15758 Donner Pass Rd (530) 587-3662 Sunset Inn 11700 Donner Pass Rd (530) 587-8234 Truckee Hotel Commercial Row & Bridge (530) 587-4444 Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

LOL I guess that could be him....hmmm Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Nope, sorry. Only the last one. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Just when you thought you had seen the last picture thread.... Here's another one. Feel free to edit the captions and add comments. I started adding captions, but didn't finish and will try to do it later. Also I did not correct the red-eye in some pics, so you don't have to remind me. I posted all the worth-while pics, but if you don't want your pic on there, let me know. Can you spot the pics of HH ? It was fun meeting all of you and I hope to jump with you again real soon. Maybe WFFC or LP ?? http://www.almgren.net/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=album37 Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Cool Presents. I got a cool alti too. I got a Neptune, I got a Neptune!! Woohoo!! Can't wait to use it on Saturday in Eloy!!! Seeya!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Yeah, I got one of those too.... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Dat's right... come in and play for a bit. Since some of us might not be around tonite to chat, let's get it done early. Plus I need to kil th next 3 hours at work until I get off...not much to do today. http://www.dropzone.com/chat Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Woohoo!! Cool dude...see you there! Hopefully. I'm not sure who is driving back that early, but maybe you can fly back ? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

I was thinking the same thing. I am already prepered to bring the following with me: Cypres card Letter from TSA concerning rigs on planes Parachute baggage information from my airlines And arrive 2 hours before the flight for any problems that might arise. Anything else ? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Something I've seen on other forums is a "caption this" thread. Let's try it. Mine: LAPD's new porta-potty! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Now that's a GREAT idea!! Thanks! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

I did a search and did not see this posted yet. This has to be the funniest Christmas joke I've heard. It's been around quite a few years. December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man I'm glad he's our neighbor. December 14: Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so. December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour which, I think, was very cruel. December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying. December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying. December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying. December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamn snowplow. December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the fucking slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her. December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze. December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!!! December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted. December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Every year that I'm not back east with my family, I usually send a gift certificate for amazon.com to my dad, stepmom, and two sisters (20 and 23.) I'd like to do something different this year. Anyone have any ideas on a different e-gift certificate ? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Take a listen to this sound coming from my hard drive. It's a maxtor 46GB drive about 3-4 years old. I think it's about time to retire this drive. And no, it's not a system drive, just a scratch drive for CD burning and Video editing. www.jaffie.com/matt/maxtor-noises.wav Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Dude, if you're thinking about going to Perris, might as well tack on an extra 6 hours and head to ELOY!! Come.... JOIN US!!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

Well ?? What did he give you ?? Name of this miracle drug ? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump