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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080611151836AAPPGDs answer your question? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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one can only hope... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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GOOD idea! im sure i could find some little toy parachutes or maybe see if a rigger has some PC's laying around to carry toys down. im sure that would be memorable for the kids, let the presents out over a safe spot away from the landing area ofcourse "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Collegiates at Spaceland - Anyone going?
theonlyski replied to katiebear21's topic in Events & Places to Jump
i couldnt tell you, only have 3 or 4 jumps there and didnt really spend much time out there inbetween. hopefully someone else can answer "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
if you need any help with that... let me know "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Meh... doesn't matter what your log book says. Touché... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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shhhhh!! besides, unless they actually look at the number in my book, thier numbers are going to be atleast 10 jumps off... by then, ill be at 110 and no, i dont doubt they would do it... im sure they could get a whole load together of funjumpers and get everyone in on it... but then they would miss the pie'ing when i got down. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Collegiates at Spaceland - Anyone going?
theonlyski replied to katiebear21's topic in Events & Places to Jump
oddly enough, im home in pasadena on leave, ill be leaving probably the 28th i try to get out there every day i can (you may have seen me, pink canopy with one purple and one black cell) ill be out there as soon as the clouds clear up enough to make me think they are jumping! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
where do you jump when you're not over in the middle east? you said something about the 101st, i live right down the road from those guys "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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LOL - I'm such a dork! I thought I would see Santa tracking like we track while skydiving! i couldnt find anybody to let me have a santa outfit i could jump... or you coulda seen pics of santa tracking. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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well, i guess its a good thing that im gonna keep my trap shut when it gets to my 100th jump... also, my dz doesnt have 182s, king air and caravan... and i (kinda) doubt they would fake an emergency just to get me out if they have tandems or such going up "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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haha crafty bastards! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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i have no problem drinking beer... or any variant of alcohol atleast once... however, the bullshit they sell to us is non-alcoholic... besides, makes me a cheap date when i get back (altho, that could be bad seeing as the guys down here like getting me drunk to see if im in pain the next morning) so far, they have failed, ive watched them mope around with hangovers while i was talking very loudly to them and/or violently shaking them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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ahh, nah, i guess i didnt make that clear, im going to iraq, not afghan... the housing there kinda sucks too, but well... ive lived in bigger shitholes, so, ill live. well, im looking at the positive side of things, deployment cash = custom mirage g3 and all the canopies and such to go with it, jumpsuit AND pay my bills off... as for the bikini babes and beer... we are lucky to get near beer (which i refuse to drink on principle) and if i get a bikini babe... shes getting locked in the room untill i redeploy "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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yes, iraq is mucho better than afghan... warmer too, and it blows that ill be there shortly... i wonder if i can start the skydive iraq campaign... that would be an intresting sport to introduce. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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beer! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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is that a happy face shocker with one side labeled asshole? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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either way, you're not saying that you didnt enjoy it... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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and you're smiling while shes doing it dont try to hide that you like it "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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when i opened on my second or third aff, i looked down and wondered where the hell i was. i got my berings, and looked out at the dropzone... faced into the wind (was downwind of the dz) and just floated backwords... did a quick 360 to burn off some altitude, because what was behind me didnt look fun to land on. didnt really help any that i was the lowest and most inexperienced jumper landing out, and my radio was silent set up a landing pattern on an empty field, making sure that there was no cows in this one... fairly uneventfull landing, got drug a few feet, but it stopped. had time to regain my composure, collect the parachute and start walking before the truck showed up to give the 3 of us a ride home. my fjc teacher still swears that i got some very important and impossible to replicate training off that jump. i agree. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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and im glad i keep my body armor in my truck "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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A festivus for the rest of us! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Alaska is warmer than where i currently am... well anchorage is.... meet you there? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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its things like that, go unnoticed by most and arent made into a big deal, so people get the impression that many dont care... you'd be supprised how much stuff goes unreported in the news my burial (if anything WERE to happen to me on my next 2 rotations) will be in arlington "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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yes, i realize how much it weighs, i have played with them before or you could use OC bear spray but at 10 million schovial heat units... dont get any on or near your body... or alaska will warm up real quick!! JUST FYI, military grade OC is only 5-6 shu, anything higher WILL melt your eyes. And that shit sucks! good thing my authorization to carry is for life "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message