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Private aircraft makes emergency landing on beach
theonlyski replied to regulator's topic in The Bonfire
I wouldnt think so, the person would have to have a solid base in order to divert the momentum of the plane thats hitting him. I would figure that he would just get hit, run over and the plane keep on trucking. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I found D B Cooper!! Wheres my reward? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Private aircraft makes emergency landing on beach
theonlyski replied to regulator's topic in The Bonfire
Not very. I have to be careful about when I go on road runs with and even without my iPod. Once you get into a rythm you just keep it up. The danger about running with music is you cant hear anything, and I wouldnt think a plane flying in dead would make all that much noise at all. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! Hope its a winter jumpsuit shush you... Make me. Look, we've already established that I will come down there and you will shush... must we do this all over again? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! Hope its a winter jumpsuit shush you... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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my first attempt to help :) EDIT: ummm thats a really dumb mistake, just saying. BEER "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Anyone jumping at Skydive The Farm on Sunday?
theonlyski replied to ranchgirl's topic in Events & Places to Jump
OMG....you could jump here for free if you could get me in to meet Danica. The catch is that you will have to carry me off after the heart attack. I suggest you put in writing that he gets the jumps free... Your word isnt much use if you die. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Who knows, maybe he rides the back for free too? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Any nap that takes less than 30 mins will not do anything but make you think you're more awake. It has to be >30 mins before you actually get anything out of it and make a dent in your sleep debt. The army has done the research! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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So all I had to do was click on your attachment and it automatically runs the voting script? Cool! Yeah, I get bored sometimes... Its odd, Ill spend hours making something that will do something automatically that would have just taken me 10 mins to do it manually. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Winter 2010 USPA BOD Meeting....
theonlyski replied to diablopilot's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
So no change on affi/coach ratings requirements? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Does your program just run itself? Ive got 15 browsers open and it appears to be refreshing itself on its own. I really do love my connection. Im all about AUTOMATION I actually had it posting 110 submits in about a minute, but apparently thats a little too much for my computer to handle Or I need better internet. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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How does half of a man vote? Geeze, first we had to let women vote, now HALF women can vote?? Whats the world coming to?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Mine is better If only 2 people are running it then we get as much traffic as you're doing Try this one out, load mine in 10 tabs, so roughly every minute or so, you're casting 100 votes... I dont have the bandwidth to do it, but I know a cable connection sure could, as well as someone whos going jumping can just set it and go out for the day. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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This HTML should work fine, just need someone to host it. (I KNOW I dont have enough bandwidth on my personal server) The program works fine, the downside is, well, its REALLY processor hungry (opening 11 browsers, going to the page, killing them, repeat) ETA: Fuck it, http://robert.branzone.com/voter.html "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ok, would yall prefer a program or a website that auto posts for ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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The city council The city manager Not sure There doesnt seem to be any client side verification on the poll... gimme a few, I have an idea. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Winter 2010 USPA BOD Meeting....
theonlyski replied to diablopilot's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Great way of explaining what I was trying to say. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Winter 2010 USPA BOD Meeting....
theonlyski replied to diablopilot's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Thats what I'm sayin! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Winter 2010 USPA BOD Meeting....
theonlyski replied to diablopilot's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
It is an instructional rating, it is not the rating of an instructor. A Coach should be considered an apprentice to an instructor. On the two page care I can't remember much if anything that can be signed off by a coach, the 4 page card is a better resource for both instructor and student as it is more comprehensive. A coach really must work under the supervision of an instructor(s) to maintain the quality and standards of information and training. Usually if it's not already on an agenda it's not eligible for discussion but I'll see what the powers that be say. I had the 4 page card and there was still confusion about what a coach could sign off on. I was told only in-air skills on category F-H. It held up my licesne as some of my things were signed off incorrectly and I had to go back and have them signed off by somebody w/ the proper rating. Not that big a deal for me but some clarification would be helpful. There is 4 places a coach can sign off on a 4 page card (where it says C/I instead of just I) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Winter 2010 USPA BOD Meeting....
theonlyski replied to diablopilot's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Maybe a more clear version of what a coach can sign off on a 2 page A license card. Its been going back and forth, for individual skill verification (like a dive and dock, or canopy maneuvers) why cant a coach sign off on them? Its not like the AFF-I was there to watch the dive and dock most the time, so why should they sign their name on the coachs' word, instead of the coach signing his own info? It defeats the purpose for an instructor to sign off on something they didnt see, when the coach who did, cant... Its an instructional rating, but not an instructor that can sign off on anything, either it IS or it ISNT an instructional rating. Sorry... that one has just confused me since I was on AFF myself. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Fall rate...any suggestions?
theonlyski replied to TiaDanger's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Your arms make a difference, but your legs will do alot too. When Im trying to get down to someone below me fast, I bring my arms in to my chest (think elbows on your stomach and hands near your neck, as well as bringing my legs together, and putting a little more pressure with my shins to counter the tendency to backslide. I can catch up with just about everyone Ive tried to by doing that. Now once I get down to them, then I really have to figure the right amount of arms and how my legs are best for that fall rate. Tunnel will help, just be gentle at first, them walls hurt! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I know of atleast one captian that resigned his bars in favor of stripes, it was either that or he was confined to a desk job for the rest of his carrer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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A is for Army R is for Army M is for Army Y is for Army Come to think of it, thats pretty uncreative "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message