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  1. Has good taste in friends... Is being a bigger post-whore than normal today! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. And what if the chick had no boobies? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. I'm technologically challenged when it comes to electricity so I'll buy something pre made for now. Pussy... Chicken... You could always just whip one togather and send it my way! What are you trying to do with it again? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. Nope, she got an iPod from me full of music ;-) Has awesome stalker abilities? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. Has nice um...I love lamp! Has a cool tattoo.... Bumps better than anyone I know! Is encouraging DD "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. I'm technologically challenged when it comes to electricity so I'll buy something pre made for now. Pussy... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. Something about this 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' REALLY has put a hamper on my jumping. Second deployment since I started 2 years ago... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. 0:0:0 and will be that way for many, MANY weekends to come... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. All you need is a 10:1 transformer, some diodes (2-4) and a filter capacitor. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. Not all the black-hats are skydivers... and some of them really dislike 'those freefall pussies'. Youll know which is which on graduation if the silver wings jump in... they will talk about it with the students and you can see whos who. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. Ebay, classifieds on here or some place like square1 usually have some cheap unairworthy canopies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. If hes packing on carpet, see if he can get one of those carpet grippers... I got one at Spaceland for ~20 bucks, stick it on the carpet, thread the webbing thru the big rings or the leg straps and pull it tight, no more uneven risers! Not that I have ever packed a tandem line twist without it, but it helps alot more and only takes a few seconds to clip it on and take it off. Usually use it for my sport rig as well, and if you're packing outside you can even steak it down and use it then too! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. Very Good Advice, especially the bite your tongue part, Unless of course you really want to punish yourself! However I can guarantee you one thing... You will become an expert at PLF's I slipped up, I was talking to the drill sgt that was next to me in my chalk, we were stocking the harnesses at tower branch (SLT's you're gonna love it) and he was talking about how he is going to jump out and he will fall straight down. I told him its not that simple, you have to take into account the forward throw of the aircraft and the winds as the bigger factors, then I hear "How the fuck do you know about that, november?" I tried to deny it, saying it was a lucky guess... no dice, so I told him I jumped. After jump 3 or 4, he seemed surprised I was still there and the 'Still here huh?' but he never really fucked with me... it was the end of tower week, so maybe I just slipped by. I actually managed to stay under the radar, being the middle of the first stick, first platoon, running right next to the instructor every day, and the only one in the company with a tan helmet... They didnt know I was there, and I liked it that way. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. It'd be better than where I am. That your prison face? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. I have a hard time categorizing myself as an intermediate with my measly B license ... Yeah, and thats not even counting how you fly! but, you're safe, you weigh like 90 lbs soaking wet... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. Yeah, while Im at MY base anyways. Good thing Im the mobile guy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. Are you sure it's not a drive thru like the C-5? http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/c-5-galaxy.jpg If not, we can exit the side doors. Provided its got paratroop doors... Dont think the steps of a normal door would be a good idea. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. Mine dont smell like chesse What boobies?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. Oh dont be modest, you have women throwing themselves at you when youre home! Nobody would believe it if I said that... Hell, nobody will believe you either! yeah....im with him...... You are?? Fuck! I thought this was a secure area! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. Oh dont be modest, you have women throwing themselves at you when youre home! Nobody would believe it if I said that... Hell, nobody will believe you either! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. 550,000 lbs?? Thats ALOT of hot ass! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. Its not stalking if she invites me... Just because my parents said it's ok, does NOT mean that I did Oh hush, you didnt disagree with them... Ya coulda just not told me how to get there, its not like I didnt pass your damn house like 3 times. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. Its not stalking if she invites me... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! Hope its a winter jumpsuit shush you... Make me. Look, we've already established that I will come down there and you will shush... must we do this all over again? Do it. I dare you. Grr... Im going to kick your ass at your wedding... Or my wedding... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message