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  1. theonlyski
    Now that there is an option noted I will answer... I am not seeing anyone to be able to answer those options.. He blindfolds ya huh? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    I am sure I could think of something... Bring it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Look around, theres bound to be a coach/d-license holder or two that are going to do either a solo or a two way belly jump sometimes, you can jump with them in small groups (4-way or smaller) There is more than likely several people at most DZ's that will jump with you, just gotta ask. (manifest is a good place to start asking) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    pussy... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Now, that's what you like to see. Extra lube! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Excommunication appeals to you then? Nope, she promised me a sammich, and she doesnt break her promises... so shes gotta know when and where said sammich will be required, and therefore must communicate with me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Know thy enemy "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Apparently this isnt a democracy, its a modtatorship... I'm trying to effect change and give popwer back to the people. As I said before, D isnt going to do anything to me that I wouldnt like, so bring it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    crackle! Poop! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I'm sorry, the correct answer was POP. You are the weakest link, goodbye! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    crackle! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    So, how YOU doin? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Not all do... (Crazy bitch numero uno) Most do, some even swallow! Wait....There is the option not to? Damn....no one told me. Yup, and shes single, no job, and 2 kids... Sound like the lifestyle you want? Moral of the story: swallow it with your pride, life is better for everyone that way "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Not all do... (Crazy bitch numero uno) Most do, some even swallow! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Electrical Toolkit iheart radio USAA Mobile AT&T myWireless Sudoku Those I use more than the other ones I have, atleast when I'm in a country where my phone works. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    101 Patch on my shoulder Pick up your ropes and follow me Air Assault Infantry Airborne, Airborne all the way Airborne, Airborne every day We like it here, we love it here We finally found a home A home, a home A home away from home Try sayin that 3 times fast at a full fucking sprint... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Duuuuude . . . Just sayin - R U N ! What he said. You are soooo fucked... Pshhh, I'm not scared. Bring it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Bwahahahha! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    yay robert, how many times have you killed "it" so far on dorkzone!? Batting near perfect... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    What about this one? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I've been doing some thinking into who would be a good mod, and I came up with the idea that maybe our own D² should take the job. What do you guys think? Proof that she looks good in green is attached: "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Fixed my post... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Where the hell are you getting 400-500 jumps for $6000? Thats only 12-15 a pop... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Well if he goes diving through the center of the formation, he deserves to have his tape erased! I wonder if all that magnet field will affect the aircraft during flight, I mean, that compass is going to be confusing! 'No matter which way I turn, I'm still going North (or south, depending on which way the magnets are facing)!!' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Im still trying to figure out why the article says that they popped the reserves after an entanglement... I was just there a few months ago and they said one canopy can handle 2 fully loaded jumpers. I see the lower canopy is deformed, but the higher isnt, yet both popped reserves? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Very true! with your immense experience, do you think my "friend" will die!? i mean, eventually, not from skydiving alone, but just from living!? No, I think your "Friend" will live on forever on the interwebs. u also seem very experienced; do you think u will live on forever too!? I will live for the rest of my life! Nothing anyone can do about it either... so suck that bitches "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message