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They're called hookers. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Airline safety brief with hot asian flight attendants
theonlyski replied to lost_n_confuzd's topic in The Bonfire
Bet they payed more attention. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
You're blaming Bill Gates for something that HP did? Go HERE Down at the bottom... Workaround procedures Scan Method one: Scanning with Windows Fax and Scan Or... Youtube Clicky ETA: I hate the bloatware that comes with printers, shit... I wish MORE printers would just work out of the box without installing a ton of 'Support software'. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I'm twice as productive as all the other people that can't get out. Why? because I'm happier. If companies spent less time trying to prevent people from being able to look at the Internet they would probably have a more productive work force Well, its almost always the company management that decides to block it, the IT guys just do their job. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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They might fit. They are about the same size as a standard Sharpie. I have some shirts with the "pen pocket" and they fit. (but those aren't Utilites) Nope, most sharpies wont fit, and anything with a rubberized grip makes it alot more difficult to put them in and take them out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I severly doubt that those will fit into the pen pockets in our ACUs. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Wow!! I didn't look that far down the first time. The "Damasteel" ones (apparently damascus steel) are $250. The refills are $5.50. I don't pay that much for the Bic Clics I use for work. But mine won't write on any surface, underwater, upside down, in zero G, ect, ect, ect. I use THESE. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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$120 for a freaking pen?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Fuck TACACS! J/K... wish I had one for these networks... (well, 3 of them) Sure would make it easier to figure out which idiot screwed up the switch by turning the truck port to a switchport. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Good policy ... We don't seperate the admins by VLANS, but it is a great plan to use those. I really like the mac-address sticky command... gotta love port security! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I just love the "I got the email, but the program doesn't work" Rename it to .zip... "Oh, it works now" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That gets annoying real quick when you're trying to send update programs... we have to zip the program and usually rename it to .zi_ "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Mind filling the rest of us in on what yall are talking about? I don't recall seeing anything about a change in renewals for TIs "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Woah... Livejournal is still around? But seriously, wish you well on your future plans! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Yup, I have one of those, I plugged my CX-100 into it and played the videos right off of it. Need to sell that thing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I have a linux desktop at work and a Linux server at home with squid proxy. I pipe my http and https requests from my desktop to proxy through localhost:9898 localhost:9898 gets piped through an SSH tunnel to a squid proxy on my server at home I can surf all day and it looks like regular SSH traffic (port 22) to the network dorks since I use SSH to connect to more than one hundred fifty servers that I maintain. I set this up in about 3 minutes after one of the Wintel geeks told me there was NO WAY anyone could get around the shiny new bluecoat proxy that everyone else if forced to use :) 5 years and they haven't figured it out yet. Those guys make WAY too much money Yup, I've used something similar to get passed some retarded restrictions... Did you know that U.A.E. has porn blocked?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Yup, now you never call... I haven't gotten a call from you in what, 8 months? Yeah because I can just pick up the phone and call you You can! Just gotta call a DSN switchboard and have them hook-flash you to my phone. Come to think about it, its just easier if I call... Oh wait your first gen iphone is finally committing suicide one part at a time. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Yup, now you never call... I haven't gotten a call from you in what, 8 months? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I think shahs post is entertaining. Go post in there about computer stuff. If you dont know anything about computers just type some random bs. I think that is what theonlyski is doing... I don't know how the internet works... its all FM. Fuckin magic! Thats right! And when its broken, I go see the wizard of OZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ORRRRRRRRR call me and say its not working... I'll fix your DNS settings from here. Again. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Seriously shah... you would probably get further if you didn't refer to the IT guys as dorks. ----------------------------------------------------- and if I were you IT Admin...you wouldnt get any data recovered when you broke your computer on a constant basis. Aww...now you can't get your porn back Well, I guess its a good thing she wants me to be her admin then huh? Oh, Deedy broke her computer again? I'll go take care of it, give me an hour or two... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That actually explains a whole lot! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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We do not call users dweebs... we call them users with a silent 'L' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I refer to them as my IT biotches And if you were my IT biotch I would break my computer all the time.... Hmm... odd, this user is always having problems with her keyboard being sticky... I'll go see whats up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Space shuttle launch viewing. Dz.com gathering?
theonlyski replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Might wanna get some flame retardant suits... Just sayin, it might get a little warm down there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
"User attempted to bypass security protocols, account disabled pending IA training." Seriously shah... you would probably get further if you didn't refer to the IT guys as dorks. Who knows, if ya get in good with them, ya might get to access the better sites that the managers can't. The beauty of being an admin is, you choose which policies apply to you, and you can delete your cookies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message