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  1. theonlyski
    Duct tape and WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40. The rest is just fancy shit. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    You would be correct. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Seeing as I can't drink alcohol here, and no DZ around for many, many miles... rules those two out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    That's what I told the committee, but they didn't believe me Wendy P. Dropzone.com ate your homework? Well, the dog was full... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Yeah, it is. Whats your point? $10 bucks... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    SHE WORKS AT PIZZA HUT?!?!?!?! Oh honey you oreally can do better. Thats her weekend job... she works at a daycare now during the week... She makes about as much a month as I do every 2 weeks... But thats enough to gimme free wings. Too bad pizza hut pizza sucks. I need to get her working at Papa Johns too. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    She gives me a good discount on wings from pizza hut! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    MS has regained some of my loyalty. Office 2010 Pro Plus for $10 bucks. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Story of my life. and Combat zone X. more like Story of my life. Im sure some one here has the number of a good hooker. Or at least one who doesnt talk. I told you a million times, I'm not going to pay for it if I can get it free... I just gotta figure out how to keep her from being all emotional and such. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Does that make you the old young thing? No - it makes me unaffiliated
  11. theonlyski
    Does that make you the old young thing? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    WTH? The only person that offered to touch me has a name that sounds like turtlespeed. Twardo, Huh? It happens a lot - I would suggest you don't take him up on it - he tries to do it in front of everyone at boogies. Its ok, I think I will steer clear of spaceland for a little while (atleast during boogies) Oh - well in that case go ahead and take him up on it. He says he still loves you 'prison style' too much to move on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    She is stiil reeling and in shock because I turned her down. Shes probably just glad that her sympathy got the best of her and asked you... then you turned her down and let her off the hook. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Not my floor, not my problem... thats what I say. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    WTH? The only person that offered to touch me has a name that sounds like turtlespeed. Twardo, Huh? It happens a lot - I would suggest you don't take him up on it - he tries to do it in front of everyone at boogies. Its ok, I think I will steer clear of spaceland for a little while (atleast during boogies) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Any word yet on who the lucky guy (or girl) will be that gets to go on the cruise with you yet? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Gesh, not like I could slack off at work like some.... Well, I have been up for 32 hours now... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Story of my life. and Combat zone X. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    I've got 80 posts today... you better put on your game face. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    WTH? The only person that offered to touch me has a name that sounds like turtlespeed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Should have been in 3 posts - but who is counting. Maybe you guys are getting old and losing your touch. Howabout this, we all get drunk and see who gets 'touched' the most. Then that person can decide if we've lost it. Like I said, no good deed goes unpunished. And what good deed are we suppossed to be 'punishing' you for? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Yeah I know! ...I DELETED THEM! Drunken posts asking for divot to send you naked pictures? well - yeah - but evidently he spells divot with a T. See if I get suckered into THAT again. Fooled ya into it what, 2... 3 dozen times? 632! BAM! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Hm very interesting concept, you should definitely practice though with someone experienced at stupid human tricks *points at himself* You want him to do 69 tandems with you? You're mind is decisively not dirty enough and I was referring back to kmills Then ya shouldnt have replied to ManagingPrime. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Yeah I know! ...I DELETED THEM! Drunken posts asking for divot to send you naked pictures? well - yeah - but evidently he spells divot with a T. See if I get suckered into THAT again. Fooled ya into it what, 2... 3 dozen times? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Should have been in 3 posts - but who is counting. Maybe you guys are getting old and losing your touch. Howabout this, we all get drunk and see who gets 'touched' the most. Then that person can decide if we've lost it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message