theonlyski

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  1. Jumping that camera setup as a student?? We're all students, no matter how much you know, someone knows something else that you don't. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. Oddly enough, not really THAT difficult to do. The hard work is making it work right every time. And adjusting the air cannon pressure so it doesn't go thru a wall, or your face. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. Thanks for the explanation Mark, I was looking at pack volumes and trying to find a correlation. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. http://www.cbs.com/cbs_cares/testicular_cancer/ Awesome... just awesome! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. Manned up? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski

    Grooms cake

    She copied the idea for the Vector, the idea for the canopies, even the damn avatar! OP: Don't use a picture of my rig, or the old banana (who's new home is spaceland, btw ) Don't want your wife recognizing it and getting flustered. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. I got a job for you... but its illegal if I pay you for it, "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. People who call me and ask who I am... No, sorry, it doesn't work like that, you called ME, who are YOU? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. What are the requirements for becoming a rigger? What are the requirements for becoming an advanced packer? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. Sounds like a PA to me. Years ago I went to a lake hangout and almost all of the women were wearing thong bathing suits and I swear, it appeared to me, that half of them had it on backwards. There was as much hanging over in front as there was in the back. Have you seen the fainting goats? Well, that was me...I saw that stuff and fainted. Woke up, saw it again, fainted again. It was rough. Considering your current age, I wouldn't suggest that you do that again. I volunteer to take your place. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski

    Weather

    Hey fucker, you know I moved to Tampa right? Didn't you ask for Germany?? Enjoy your beer! I'll enjoy the 'cold' down here. I didnt ask for Germany... I got attached to this unit in Iraq and then roped in here for another 2 yrs due to DEROS. At least I get a free trip to Asscrackistan next spring. Get your sorry civilian ass up to the Fitz boogie and i'll bring you a bottle of real Jagermeister. I hope it rains for the next 45 days in FLA. Working on it, new job is sort of a short leash, so I'll have to see exactly how short of a leash it is. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. +1 Congrats man! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski

    Weather

    Hey fucker, you know I moved to Tampa right? Didn't you ask for Germany?? Enjoy your beer! I'll enjoy the 'cold' down here. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski

    Weather

    Bout the same time I'll be back down there. So, how YOU doin? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski

    Weather

    Yeah, I know the weather... Been working outside, 8-15 hours a day since wed. Even working in that big ass rain storm that came thru Thurs. This shit needs to go away now. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. Hookah dues Not sure how its spelled, but its called 'nargilla' (nar-gee-la) If you ask them for hooka, they would probably look at you funny, but ask for nargilla, and they'll know Although, I don't recall many places having them out there, but I spent more time in Lebanon, and I KNOW they have that shit everywhere! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. I'm fairly certain that the skyhook is aluminum. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. I'm sure if you call or email the guys down at UPT on Monday, they will have the answer for you at their fingertips. They have pretty rock solid customer service. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. We went after ALL of my reserve repacks, carefully watched the PC launch, unstow the lines, pull the canopy out of the bag and checked all the folds. Sure, after the first dozen or so, you would start to feel confident, but it doesn't hurt! Shah, if you're having problem with canopy control, have someone show you the folding method, instead of rolling the canopy up. (once you have it on the ground, you dress the cocoon then instead of rolling the sides under, you fold one, then the other, so you can then control the whole canopy with one hand and your knees. makes bagging easier) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. Wasn't the rigger seal thread thru the hook an after thought that would help keep the bag with the main? Were yours done that way or without the seal thread? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. Wise choice. I just sold my Mirage, but had the buyer get his measurements according to Mirages' guide, and gave him the SN on the rig, so they confirm the fit, and I don't get hosed for shipping because I said it would fit. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. I meant down at 5th Group (his unit) We had many places named after people, but never saw a 'Camp/FOB/AOB/Building Roy P. Benavidez' But, I was only there for 5 years, there could've been something, I just never saw it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. Again, I show you airing is required by the regs...period. It is in black and white. You are required to log work done. What part of that do you not get! The part that you say its required to write it on the PDC. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. I'm glad I moved here! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. You mean, The Hurt Locker... isn't a real portrayal? Say it ain't so!! FYI: I will be remote starting my truck, so wire the detonator to my brake lights . Otherwise I will not be in the truck when it starts. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message