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  1. theonlyski
    My thoughts exactly... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Not to mention the 5 full alti lift tickets that went to paypal fees. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    I recently sold my rig, shipping via UPS was $100-ish and that was just from FL to TX. (27lb, insured for selling price) you overpaid 3x - you probably didn't pay for "shipping" but rather for "packing + shipping" at one of the places like the UPS Store or similar I packaged it myself, the shipping wasn't the expensive part, the $4,300 insurance was. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    How the fuck do you teach the horse to arch and what are you jumping, skyvans? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    I recently sold my rig, shipping via UPS was $100-ish and that was just from FL to TX. (27lb, insured for selling price) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    I'm going to go with "none of the above." and add "a case of ammunition" to the list as my plans for V-day involve four beautiful women, six handguns and a shooting range. I should probably also add "excellent bottle of wine" to the list, as our post-range plans involve cabernet, Casablanca, and cleaning guns. You can fire my gun off all day, minus reloading time. Then you're more than welcome to drink some wine and clean it. Nah... mouse guns just aren't that entertaining. Hey, its cold damnit! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    I believe a one-pin reserve has the closing loop through the center of the pilot chute, holding it in the compressed position. A two-pin reserve has two closing loops, on opposite outside edges of the pilot chute, at the top and bottom. Most of the 2-Pins that I've packed were Strong seat rigs, a Wonderhog, Strong Dual Hawks, but I believe they all used a continuous loop with a finger trap on both ends. The racer uses the same. --Edit-- Ok, so the strong seat rig was the one with the continuous loop, the Dual Hawk and Mini Hawk have 2 individual loops. Not sure what the hell I was thinking earlier. I only packed one of each (the dual and mini), and it was a while ago. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    I'm going to go with "none of the above." and add "a case of ammunition" to the list as my plans for V-day involve four beautiful women, six handguns and a shooting range. I should probably also add "excellent bottle of wine" to the list, as our post-range plans involve cabernet, Casablanca, and cleaning guns. You can fire my gun off all day, minus reloading time. Then you're more than welcome to drink some wine and clean it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Not to mention there's an extra digit... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    While I think its probably the husband as I know damn well I would do some shit like that... I say collect the dimes, free money! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    That is okay cause nether does turtle.... Nobody does! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    That's funny! Good thing I swallowed my Dr. Pepper before I read that. Did the doctor get a laugh out of it too? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Shame on you. Sparky Yup, should've just had them tie the chest straps in a square knot. Carabiners break. (especially if it was one of those el-cheapo's that say not to use for climbing!) Twardo is fucking with natural selection... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    I've done some pretty sketchy packjobs, and every single one of them opened (only one was a hard opening) Thats what I get for buying a new(ish) rig with a canopy that had under 20 jumps on it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Certainly you mean 22,300 mile long spokes. Gonna be a bitch to anchor those into the ocean, unless you want to use a tripod system with the closest pieces of land. Just would make air travel a little more interesting. That'll be a hell of a waveguide to replace though, and I would recommend a flexible, as the rigid ones would probably break. Provided of course that you wanted to get a direct line and bypass that whole antenna part of the controller platform. But then, ofcourse, changing birds would be a pain in the ass. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    I call dibs! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    My God, that's... I don't even know what that is! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I just sold my mirage, and got a Vector-3, but a Jav would have been a good choice as well. Didn't like how the mirage looked with the canopies that I had in it (which were the ones listed as optimal fit) I've only packed a few Javs and they always end up looking pretty good. Most of my repacks have been mirages, and they are a bit tricky to get the reserve containers to look good (Mike G is doing a couple classes at PIA this year for mastering them) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    I used that software as well, its alot of help, especially with the diagrams. Just keep in mind, it doesn't have all of the questions, even with the most recent updates there were about 10 that weren't in the database that I got on the written. I do recommend it and will continue to, but it doesn't beat studying the books, and hands on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I won't give it away, but I will say, "Fuck Yeah." 911 times 2356? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Atleast most of the shootouts will be short, IIRC Cali limits concealed carries to 10 rounds mag capacity. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    That's been done too... lol "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    It's called a Mr Bill Yes, its legal. Minus 10 points, for asking about the legality. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    I hope the guys at De Beers diamonds don't catch wind of this. Why give her diamonds when you can give her the family jewels? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message