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Everything posted by theonlyski
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I've got one of each right now, will try to post some pics tonight. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Very well. Mods, I can no longer edit the OP, can someone help me out? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Cheater!! Safety gear. So you wore a condom too? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Clearly you haven't visited any Texas DZ's. Ain't that the truth! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Nope, school got shut down, lost its accreditation... expensive piece of paper! Thanks for paying for it ya'll tax payers!
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Glad I didn't get that college education, looks like it would be backwards! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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My drive was more like 8 hours... Literally I expect to see your engagement announcements in approximately 5 months. ETA: a smiley, how could I forget the smiley? Granted I am dead serious. You gonna wear a suit at my wedding? Seeing as you wouldn't let me wear the dress at yours. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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My drive was more like 8 hours... Literally "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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We currently have 6 stickies containing info on individual manufacturers that are now banning the Argus. I thought it might be time to tidy them up. Here is the current list (as best as I can tell) UPDATED: 24 JUNE 2011 Rigs: Aerodyne http://www.flyaerodyne.com/download/SB250311.pdf Altico http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/ASB_0324111.pdf SB revoked: http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/alticoSB.pdf Firebird http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=128248 Mirage http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/PSB03-11ARGUS-MIRAGESYSTEMS.pdf SB revoked http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/PSB6-11.pdf http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/PSB6-11-2.pdf Parachutes Australia http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/PASB1101_Re_Argus_Installation.pdf Parachute Systems http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/ParachuteSystemsServiceBulletin0003.pdf Rigging Innovations http://rigginginnovations.com/support/sb/SB-1548.pdf Strong Enterprises http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/SB31.pdf Sunpath http://sunpath.com/docs/SPSB006-3.22.11_0.pdf Sunrise Rigging [url]http://www.pia.com/TechnicalArgusDocuments/201102TMWingsArgus.pdf[/url] UPT http://www.unitedparachutetechnologies.com/PDF/Support/Product%20Service%20Bulletins/Argus-PSB-20110322.pdf Locations: Australia http://www.pia.com/TechnicalArgusDocuments/OrganizationBulletins/APF_TD_01-2011_Argus_AAD_Issued_28.03.2011.pdf Neatherlands http://www.parachute.nl/fileadmin/knvvlpa_upload/pdf/VB_2011-03_Argus_AAD_gebruiksverbod.pdf New Zealand http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/NZPIA_Safety_Directive_1-2011.pdf Avicom's statement to PIA (31MAR2011) http://www.pia.com/TechnicalArgusDocuments/PIATechcomDocs/Parachute%20Industry%20Association31Mar11.pdf Airtec Statement on loops: http://www.pia.com/TechnicalArgusDocuments/OtherDocuments/Rigging-notice_20110421_eng.pdf Airtec Cutter info: http://www.pia.com/TechnicalArgusDocuments/OtherDocuments/CYPRES_cutter_loop-032011.pdf Vigil Cutter specs: http://www.pia.com/TechnicalArgusDocuments/OtherDocuments/CutterSpecsVigil.pdf Avicom - Understanding cutters http://www.pia.com/TechnicalArgusDocuments/AviacomTechData/UnderstandingCUTTERS.PDF "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That's bullshit. Atleast it was a easy fix and not a gaping hole in a few cells. Don't know why a rigger would cut the lines, its not hard to untie the fucking knots. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Agreed! Happy Birthday Deedy! Don't go dragging me into your being bad on here.... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Lots of the rest stops have over night security. If I'm tired and need some shut eye, I pull over in one of them (preferably with security) Lock the truck (set the alarm) hide anything of value from outside eyes and keep the XD handy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Funny, when I was learning to sew patches, it was "You Rip what you Sew" Got good with a seam ripper though! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Are pc's in tow completely preventable?
theonlyski replied to Freeflaw's topic in Safety and Training
Rig, PC both brand new, less than 20 jumps on it? Seems like your video says 'Shrunk Kill Line' Right there on the intro. Now, what the hell are they using for a kill line that has managed to shrink that far in LESS THAN 20 jumps? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Wouldn't surprise me a bit. I got an ear full when I told a friend I was jumping without one. Apparently I'll die without it. Guess I proved THAT wrong! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Are pc's in tow completely preventable?
theonlyski replied to Freeflaw's topic in Safety and Training
I'd say most, but not all. I saw one where the pin punched through the bridle.... Never saw that coming and there was nothing we could have imagined to prevent it. Of course I would say most malfunctions are avoidable, but not all. Those are preventable, proper slack on the bridle and correct routing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Agreed! Happy Birthday Deedy! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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The forum rules note that posts can be removed for pretty much any reason without notice. That being said, you might want to just PM one of the mods of that forum and ask them (nicely) where you stepped over/if you stepped over, etc. It happens......not to me......but hey... I know what got deleted, and why... It was getting off topic into the 'most people dont need/want to know' area, so it got shit canned. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I like green bottles but will drink pretty much anything. Thanks for asking. She lives too far south... I'll collect the beer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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SpringFling @ Skydive Deland April 29th - May 1st 2011
theonlyski replied to karlm's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I don't think the tight t-shirt is part of the raffle. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Duuuuh! How many dudes per chick at any DZ you know of? 10-1? If i were the only duded to 10 girls I would be bat shit happy! Ever wonder why dude teaters are so "happy"
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glad I have a reliable rigger that will NEVER let any of that kind of stuff happen to me Me too... Give me his name and a way to contact him so I can have a rigger I trust as well! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I'm fairly certian that it was atleast pulled out of the free bag, had weights placed on it over night, then put back in the next day. Notice, I also said repack, not Inspect & Repack. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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well not on his own rig at least "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ward left Mirage from what I recall, no more pantie dropping. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message