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Cocaine is a hell of a drug! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Absolutely wrong...where do you get your information? Heard it from a couple old riggers. So, if my sabre2's were both made in Honduras, then which canopies are built in Deland? ETA: only talking about mains, I think the reserves ARE built in deland. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Hey, the seat bottoms float! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Tell her to wing it and take a different route! Damn women and their directions! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

See attached. IIRC they only build the military canopies in Deland, but don't hold me to that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Well... the ground IS harder than air. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

You have a trailblazer? What year? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Were you at the boogie?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

You do that, and keep his ass over there... we don't need the dz girls getting any ideas over here. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Ahh, I have a temp pin of yours that I found last week. Just kiddin So any word on the fight to get to be able to test on the lap rating yet? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Whatever tosses yer salad old timer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I'm hung like a female elephant. (Can substitute field mouse instead) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

With a mouth like that, why would you waste it TALKING? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

'She could suck a golf ball through a 50' garden hose!' Chuck Fixed it for ya. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Skydivers "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Then you started wearing a helmet? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Start a non skydiving story off with "No shit, there I was: balls deep in this chicks ass..." "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "Lift the truck, fat chicks can't jump" When people asked me what I did in the military, sometimes I would answer "In flight missile repair", just to see who was paying attention. "C'mon man, it aint rocket surgery!" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Cookie MXV, Z-1, OXYGN, Guner. Think that's all I have. I never have them all in the same place to keep count of them! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

You don't need a waiver to bust a recommendation. Just need a DZO that will let you. I agree with your logic that jump numbers alone don't make you able to handle a camera, but they give you more time to get used to the things that are going to happen and give you a few screwballs along the way, so you know how to manage them when they do present themselves. Believe it or not, you will start focusing on the camera, after a funneled formation, rough exit, hard dock... you'll look at it to make sure it's still there and not jacked up, taking your focus away from what's going on around you, even for a few seconds could really screw you or someone else up. IMHO, the 200 jump recommendation is more to get someone to the point that they can fly their body almost by instinct. You need to be able to get the fuck out of dodge when the shit hits the fan, and not have to think 'legs in, hands forward' to backslide out, or 'drop shoulder and same side knee' to sideslide away from someone who went low and is about to get under you. I've got just over 200 jumps, and about 2-3 hours in the tunnel, and I'm getting there myself. Are you better than me? Maybe, but I doubt it. ETA: what are you thinking you're going to record with a hand camera in a sit fly? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Bio-what? Nope, didn't get any training that I recall on it, if it's what I think you're talking about. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

The investigators went to my old boss and said they need to talk to him about me, and flashed the badge... "What did he do this time?" = Not the BEST answer ever. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

The ol' combat RW dog that you are. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Start with the SIM Appendix B. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I bet I could keep your attention for ATLEAST 3 minutes! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Sounds like something I would do... plug it in for 4 hours, then unplug it again... i shouldnt have posted this message.. Relax, I don't have access to the PSN's big red button. Not that I would use it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message