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    _______________________________________ Cheney's was an accident. Kerry's was staged. you are right, calling Cheney a dork is appropriate, it's good term for someone that had an accidental goof of that extent. How bad would any of us feel in that situation? But calling Kerry a 'dork' for his dispicable actions is really taking is easy on the 'man'. But it's ok, he's rich. ______________________________ I feel bad for Cheney. It was an unfortunate accident. I can't imagine any 'intent' involved. I still, don't think the man deserves to be called 'names' of any kind. None of us, were there. As for John Kerry? I can come-up will all sorts of ugly names for John Kerry. I think, he's a decietful, un-scrupulous man who is only self-serving and couldn't give a shit less for anyone or anything but himself. JMO Chuck
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    Someone that shoots his friend and major contributor in the face is a far bigger dork. _______________________________________ Cheney's was an accident. Kerry's was staged. Chuck
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    Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Do you believe that's a necessary qualification for President? Presumably he can shoot straight when quail hunting. Errrrr...........that was Cheney......you know the Vice-President. Did you know Howard Dean made the same mistake? Kerry is Vice President? When did that happen? Memo to self: Never post when doing something else. edited to add: I thought you were talking about Bush. ______________________________________ Yeah... and John Kerry got his time in Nam on film! He even got film of his 'single-handed' capture of several of the enemy! He said that those films would help him some day. He's such a dork! Chuck
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    Wow! I forgot about that! I think, Dick Cheney should invite Ted Kennedy to go hunting! But, that'd go to shit real fast. Ted, would shoot Cheney. Then, he'd run away and come back later claiming he went for help but somehow, wound-up in bed sleeping (it off). Chuck
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    Announcment

    masterrig replied to Balls's topic in The Bonfire

    Congrats! You make a good looking couple. All the best to you. Chuck
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    You know, that one works for me, strangely ___________________________________ You know, I've heard that said before. I tried saying that one time and wound-up with the biggest, reddest, hand-print on my cheek! Never said that again. Chuck *** Next time...try it on a WOMAN! _________________________________ It was a woman! I think... at least, she was dressed like one... Aw hell, I was drunk at the time! That's just wrong! Chuck
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    ahhh, New York foreplay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ___________________________________ I always thought that; "Lay down... I think I love you!" was good fore-play. Chuck *** Texas foreplay: "Git in the truck Bitch!!" ________________________________________ ...I got a six-pack!" Texas weddin... six-pack, a motel room and it's Saturday night. Chuck
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    __________________________________ We thought we were the onlly one's with a 'border' problem. We don't know what is 'sneaking' in, either. It stands to reason that some 'mad bomber' is going to get through. Sheesh! Chuck
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    You know, that one works for me, strangely ___________________________________ You know, I've heard that said before. I tried saying that one time and wound-up with the biggest, reddest, hand-print on my cheek! Never said that again. Chuck
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    ahhh, New York foreplay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ___________________________________ I always thought that; "Lay down... I think I love you!" was good fore-play. Chuck
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    Happy Valentine's day to you too! Chuck
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    _______________________________ That's, lovely! Right up there with "Wanna Fuck?" Chuck
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    _______________________________________ I could really say something ugly here... but, I'll refrain. You have a 'border problem' too? Chuck
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    While we're on this fun-filled topic; A blonde's car quit on her. Near by, was a repair shop. The blonde pushed her car into the shop and told the mechanic what had happened. Awhile later, the mechanic told the blonde that her car was ready. "What, was the problem?" asked the blonde' "Crap in the carburetor!" replied the mechanic "How often should I do that,?" asked the blonde! Chuck
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    A bit barren looking but, you'll have a radar installation and a lighthouse! All the best to you! Chuck
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    Divorce - -

    masterrig replied to Dumpster's topic in The Bonfire

    I can 'feel' for you! Having been through 2, myself. The first one was just plain ugly. Hell, I didn't know she was nuts till after the wedding! The 2nd. one went rather well. Hell, we both used the same attorney! I have found though, third time, IS a charm. Good luck to ya', man. Chuck
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    *** No...it means "QUACK" _______________________________ Do Mexican duck calls go 'Buuuurrrriiitoooo'? I think, we've found the 'poster boy' (Walt) for Beano! Chuck
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    Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck That is an ugly mental picture. I will never fart again! ___________________________________ If you do, just stay away from the duck pond! Now, go out there and get that large, bean burrito... extra hot sauce! edit to add: Is 'burrito', Spanish for 'wrap'? Chuck walt
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    I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt __________________________________________ Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck
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    Being invited to go hunting with Dick Cheney! Chuck
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    Maybe, he'll starve himself to death! The guy is a definate whack-job! Chuck
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    Thank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck
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    Thank you! I hope, you and your hubby, have a really nice day today. Chuck
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    I'm no expert but the last time I looked heifer-calves didn't have balls. _________________________________ You are absolutely correct! Heifers, don't have balls. What I was getting at was if, you're frying-up full-sized, adult bull nuts, you might want to slice them. Chuck
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    Reminds me of a story I heard about an ol' boy sitting in the back pew of church one Sunday. The ol' boy was sittin' there about half asleep when the preacher asks the congregation if, they had ever seen a ghost. The ol'boy raises his hand. The preacher asks if anyone had ever spoken to a ghost. The ol' boy in the back raises his hand. The preacher asks if anyone in the cingregation ever had sex with a ghost. The ol' boy raises his hand. The preacher asks rather loud; 'You, have had SEX with a GHOST?' The ol' boy stands-up and says to the preacher; 'GHOST? I thought you said GOAT!' Chuck