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Now *that* is fucking funny!!!!! Walt ____________________________________ You were talking about the guy who crapped in his jumpsuit. We had a guy at the DZ, a couple years back, who showed-up one Sunday, fairly hung-over. He was jumping a rather small parachute. He hooked it in, smacked the ground and shit all over himself. When he said he was all-right, I laughed my ass off. One of the other guys hosed him down. I was asked to 'check' his gear. I refused! Someone else checked for 'skid-marks'! You know, this is really a shitty topic! Wouldn't you know... GFD would start something like this! Chuck

__________________________________ Soooo... I read a lot of Batman and Superman comics when I was a kid. Wanna make sumpthin of it? Randy is not old! Geeeze-Louise! You have a real fear of the aging process... don't you? It's o,k. We all get older... if, we're lucky. Fuhget aboudit! Just have fun. That was a good Randy imitation! Chuck

And they never, ever forget. At least they never forget the bad stuff!!!! Walt _____________________________________ Ain't that the damned truth! I think, it's in some 'girls' book on men or something. Maybe, it's a gene thing! Whatever it is, is frustrating as hell! Chuck

________________________________ Wow! Tough, ain't it? Chuck Yeah, because when they act like I'm some sort of weirdo or pervert, I can't deny it because there are too many of my posts they could point to that seem to confirm it! Walt _____________________________________ I don't understand why it works that way!? Women want you to 'open up' to them. when you do... BLAMO! Ya' get the crap kicked outa ya'! Ya' really gotta watch what you say and how you say it. Chuck

Seacrest does seem like a dick. And no, I hadn't noticed you've been pickin' on me 'cuz I've been too busy fending off attacks from Bobbi and Carrie! Walt ________________________________ Wow! Tough, ain't it? Chuck

It might be tough, but you gotta take one for the team!!! Walt ____________________________________ You'r absolutely correct! What was I thinkin'? Here goes! You ready girls? Chuck

Seacrest does seem like a dick. And no, I hadn't noticed you've been pickin' on me 'cuz I've been too busy fending off attacks from Bobbi and Carrie! Walt _________________________________ Fer sher! The guy is frickin' arrogant an stuck on himself. He's always startin' shit with Simon! I think, he's secretly got a crush on Simon. Besides, I think, Seacrest secretly collects rainbow stickers. Chuck

____________________________________ I agree! There should've been a tad more gravel in his voice and hit the really high note at the end! that woul've cinched it. But, yo - yo, dog, he's still in the dog-house! Chuck

____________________________________ Lessee here... Journey was 'big' in the 80's so... times 3, carry the 5 I'd say, he's gotta be pushin' mid to late 40's.? He's trying to sound 'with-it', hip you know. Sheesh! I kinda like Randy, he's pretty cool. The one who Reeeeaalllly has to go, besides Elliott and Katherine, is Seacrest! What a jerk! In an interview I saw with Simon, Simon said that; "If, Seacrest could marry himself... he would!" Now, that is what I'd call conceited. I haven't noticed... has Walt realized yet that I've been pickin' on him? Chuck

________________________________________ With what I have at home? I couldn't even consider the idea. Besides, I don't have any pictures of any ex's naked. Just memories! Chuck

__________________________________ I agree with you! I think, the contestants should be allowed more in-put as to what they sing! Yo-yo, dog! I'm ready for it! Hell, we couldn't do any worse than them. I don't know if, this old heart could handle being between two gorgeous women! (Oh, God! i'm starting to sound like Walt!) What the heck! You only go around once in life so... Chuck

I thought, you gave a good critique! I don't care what Walt says! Just saw an item on Good morning America where Simon said that he feels strongly that Taylor will win all the marbles! Elliott and Katherine should never have gone past the first audition. I think, they are both boring! Taylor kinda has those Joe Cocker/Elaine(Seinfeld) moves and is just really entertaining. The guy can definately sing. Chuck

_________________________________ Taylor, makes the other two look like 'share-croppers' in comparison! Chuck

Taylor nailed the first round. I don't like Springsteen's music, but he really lit that song up! Randy Jackson picked a bad song for him on the second round. He smoked the 3rd. He's winnin' the prize for sure. Katherine found her niche tonight, I think. She is a totally awesome 1940's big band singer. I don't mean that sarcastically at all--she really is good at that genre. Elliot is toast. Walt ____________________________________ Katherine, I think, lacks 'feeling'. Elliott, aw hell, nevermind! Taysor ahs got to win! He did a dang good job on all 3 songs, I think. We'll know more tomorrow. Chuck

Taylor! All the way! That guy did a heckuva job on Springsteen's 'Dancin' in the Dark'!!! Katherine would be good doing off-Broadway. Elliott? Ho-hum. Chuck

_________________________________________ There ya' go! You'll be all-right. Chuck

or just find some spiders (the big black and yellow garden spiders work the best) to keep the wasp & hornet population down. ___________________________________ They work, great! Just that girls don't care too much for 'em! Chuck

_________________________________ All girls got cooties... don't they? Chuck

________________________________________ It's a test! Livin' in Texas, you learn real quick to get wasp & hornet spray, lots of Raid, roach killer, D-Con and traps and watch for snakes... especially the 'noisy' ones! If, that snake on your front porch is a 'bull snake'... it's good! It'll keep the 'rattle-bugs' away and cut down the rodent population. If, it's a rattler... kill it! Chop the head off and show your friends all the 'rattlers'. Bull snakes may look like a rattle snake at first but, you'll notice a difference in the coloring and diamond shapes of the two. You'll be all-right. Ya' just gotta be tough! Chuck

___________________________ It's definately, the weave of the wool fabric. A good worsted wool is really soft to the touch and not itchy. You make a good point... he looks more like a hit-man than anything! Chuck

The sleeves are too long. They should break at the wrist or just slightly above to allow a slight amount of shirt cuff to show. All in all, it does look like you are wearing your big brother's jacket. Needs some tailoring. You are more slender and the jacket should be more conforming to your frame. Don't get rid of the jacket, yet. That style will come-back! Chuck

_____________________________________ Oh, yeah! ...and the rust stain under the rail-road bridge in chicago! Chuck

I agree with what you said. I wanted to hear more details on what would happen to an employer who knowingly hires illegals. What will the fines be? I would also like to hear what happens when an illegal is caught a 2nd time. Do they get jail? Do they lose the ability to become a citizen or to participate in a guest worker program? - ________________________________________ I wanted to hear those things, also. What is strange is, laws covering the areas you mentioned have been in the U.S. Immigration and Nationality laws for over 36-yrs! Tha sad part is, they quit enforcing them due to pressure from lobbyists and the passage of such laws as 'catch and release', where a 'promise to appear' summons is issued to an illegal and then let go. Yeah, right! Like that's going to be honored. They;ve been graduating new Border Patrol Trainees on a weekly basis. Out of a class of, let's say 100 in a class maybe, 1/3 graduate. After entering on duty to their assigned stations, more leave. With that in mind, I see why, W. is assigning troops to the border. I doubt, little if anything will be done in regard to fining employers. Chuck

___________________________________ That, makes two of us! Too sweet, for me. Chuck