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  1. ______________________________________ True story! I did the same thin, when I was about 15! The best part was when she asked if she could lick it! Honest to god, that's true! Chuck
  2. *** Oh BOY!!! S E X stories!!!!!
  3. ____________________________________ One phone call could really put a wrench in the works! I might be old but, I can still dial a phone! (evil laugh)Muwahahahahaha (evil laugh) Chuck
  4. masterrig

    Weak

    You didn't see 'skydivestmary's' thread on BJs? Or 'Funks' thread on donkey shows? Chuck
  5. _________________________________ I'm not that good! I can only concentrate on wone thing at a time. That sammich would be too distracting! Chuck
  6. ___________________________________ You need to ask your boss for more work hours! Chuck
  7. _________________________________ Nothin' like a BJ after a meal! Chuck
  8. masterrig

    Donkey Show

    Beastiality at it's finest! Just don't drink the water! Chuck
  9. ___________________________________ A drunk, was walking down the street. He sees a sign that reads; "Hand Jobs: $5.00! Cheese Sandwhiches: $1.00!" The drunk walks in and sits at the counter. The waitress asks; "May I help you?" The drunk says; "Are you the lady who gives the hand jobs?" Waitress; "Yes, I am!" Drunk; "Well, wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwhich!" Chuck
  10. You hit 1 and 2 stars (Rear Admiral Lower and Upper half) on the way to 4 stars from Captain. So he was a rear admiral as some period of his career. _________________________________ Well, that straightened it out for me. I appreciate that! I am (obviously) not well versed on Naval/Military ranks. What you said clarified it for me. Chuck
  11. ____________________________________ Yeah! Elliott's history, gone, outa here! Go Taylor! Chuck
  12. I have two children and I've seen alot of interesting turds Walt. I've actually seen a bowel movement that was light blue and also one that was extremely green. So, I doubt that's what I'll remember most about you. Plus...I doubt you'll have any on display while I'm there : ) I kind of generic looking, so not much to really notice. My rig, though, you will notice. Walt ________________________________________ I think, it looks real good! In a retro sort of way but, cool! Chuck
  13. ____________________________________ Rumor has it, it's your gorgeous profile!? Chuck
  14. Pretty interestig guy. Seems like a lot of famous folks were a bit quirky. That's o.k. , when you look at what he did for his country... if not the world. Thanks, for the correction. I thought, he was a Rear Admiral. 4-stars works! Chuck
  15. _________________________________________ Holy crap! EVERYBODY... hit the dirt... he's gonna blow! Who's he gonna blow?? ____________________________ Walt, Man! Ya' gotta keep-up, here. Things happen real fast on the ol' BF. Chuck
  16. _________________________________________ Holy crap! EVERYBODY... hit the dirt... he's gonna blow! Who's he gonna blow?? Nah, I ain't gonna blow, I'm gonna jerk off! Walt ____________________________________ I'm outa here! >>>>>>>>>>>>>RUNS... real fast!
  17. _________________________________________ Holy crap! EVERYBODY... hit the dirt... he's gonna blow! Chuck
  18. And this is news to you? I mean, we have the glory hole story, then the turd! What next?!?! ____________________________________ I'm gettin' concerned for him! I just know, beneath that perverted exterior beats the heart of a really good guy! Aw, who am I kiddin'? Chuck
  19. ________________________________________ I don't really, think there are any 'rules' regarding that... look around! Actually, you should look at the steering wheel like a 'clock' and position your hands at 10 & 2. Just wanted to mention... I like your new avatar. Chuck I got that rule from the Audi Driving Experience. _______________________________________ Well, it sounds like a good rule to me! I can see the logic in it. The Audi Driving Experience? They have a course when you purchase an Audi?
  20. ______________________________________ You bet, I've heard of Hyman Rickover! He was a Rear Admiral in the U.S. Navy, was in service during WW-II and was later, in charge of development of nuclear power for naval ships and submarines. He was also a sub-mariner. The U.S.S. Nautilus, was the first in the series of nuclear subs. Chuck
  21. ___________________________________________ I hate that lumbar support. It bothers me. I guess, because, I have a very straight back. Also, I don't drive with my wallet in my back pocket. After awhile, it aggrivates my sciatic nerve. I learned that, driving trucks. I also, keep the seat as far back as it will go, and the back of the seat is straight up... and that's how I drive! Chuck
  22. ________________________________________ I don't really, think there are any 'rules' regarding that... look around! Actually, you should look at the steering wheel like a 'clock' and position your hands at 10 & 2. Just wanted to mention... I like your new avatar. Chuck
  23. _________________________________________ Uh... yeah! Chuck
  24. masterrig

    poop

    Now *that* is fucking funny!!!!! Walt ____________________________________ You were talking about the guy who crapped in his jumpsuit. We had a guy at the DZ, a couple years back, who showed-up one Sunday, fairly hung-over. He was jumping a rather small parachute. He hooked it in, smacked the ground and shit all over himself. When he said he was all-right, I laughed my ass off. One of the other guys hosed him down. I was asked to 'check' his gear. I refused! Someone else checked for 'skid-marks'! You know, this is really a shitty topic! Wouldn't you know... GFD would start something like this! Chuck *** A guy on 4 way team I was on..'unloaded' up at 8-9 grand. I could tell by the look on his face something was 'going' on. He said the WORST part was pull-time... Kinda like stomping on one of those little catsup packets! ______________________________________ Bwa hahahahaha... That's funny! Chuck
  25. _________________________________ I'm thinkin', there might be some weird fetish thing here. Then, he wants to be spanked? There's definately something strange here! Chuck