masterrig

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  1. Keep telling yourself that. Read the news, do a google search. Then try to say that it is safe. They probably can't keep-up so, what's the use! Chuck Okay....I did ~ Cancun's murder rate is approximately 4.7 per 100000 population...much lower than comparable US cities. How old is the data? In the last 18 months it has gotten a lot "sportier" there! Yeah '07 is the latest I can find...
  2. Don't you blaspheme in here.....Don't You BLASPHEME in Here.. Me? Blaspheme here? Of all the nerve! I'm sure not the first one to do so here. Chuck
  3. ...and 'chupacabra'! Chuck I was *SO* gonna mention that, but didn't. Nanner... nanner! Chuck
  4. Sounds like good advice, to me. Chuck
  5. Yup! Tomorrow, the days get shorter by approx. one minute till Dec. 21st. When the days get longer by a minute. All that aside, I'd still, like to kick Ben Franklin in the butt for ever coming-up with daylight savings. Put the time back the way it should be! Chuck
  6. What do you think the single most popular team sport in the world is? appairently its one that involves throwing yourself on the ground, faking and injury, and crying while occasionally kicking a ball around. What about the Sharks and Ducks in hockey... they do a lot of that! That's called 'diving'. Chuck
  7. Didn't japan win the baseball world champonships? See? Sorry, but in this country, soccer is a kids sport... ...and it helps the sale of SUV's! Chuck
  8. Does this mean we refer to you now as... 'Your Eminence' or something like that? Chuck
  9. I like that! It's by no means racist yet not generic. I'll give it a '9'! Chuck
  10. You didn't get a 'bit' part in the movie for taking Henry for a flight? Bummer! Chuck
  11. Sounds to me like, we just might have a pretty 'hip' Pope! Then to, how could he ignore a movie with a theme of... "We're on a mission from GOD!" Chuck
  12. No they aren't... they are hiding behind every fence and house and rock and under every canoe just waiting to jump out and molest gun owners in TEXAS They make good target practice and a good test of skill! You never know when one will pop-up. Chuck
  13. I suppose if you get high enough at her house....... uh huh She probably gets high smokin' moose shit! Chuck
  14. At least, we have a better chance of understanding them rather than someone speaking a language we don't understand. Chuck
  15. Vanity, vanity... all is vanity! ...but that was plain stupid! Chuck
  16. You did this till your mom or dad told you to quiet-down and go to sleep? Naw... that can't be it... Chuck
  17. You know the rules around here... of course you can! Chuck
  18. I used to jump with a guy who flew charter biz-jets. His company was once hired by Cher. She needed two jets. One for her. One for her wardrobe. Dayum! Seein' as how it was Cher... I understand. Chuck
  19. If she was blonde and dressed like a hollywood starlet, maybe! By the photo of her, she damned sure, wouldn't fit that bill! Chuck
  20. O.K.... then Billy Vance can direct it! Chuck Okay, but somebody else is gonna have to do the sound track. Good! Hmmmm... that might be tricky. We gotta have sound track... how else are we gonna get all those grunts and groans I know you'll want? Chuck
  21. Maybe, had she had all matching luggage, they would've thought she was 'somebody' and probably left her alone. Chuck
  22. O.K.... then Billy Vance can direct it! Chuck