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    Chuck
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    'If looks could kill... he died twice!' Chuck
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    I was just so overwhelmed at being so enlightened... I couldn't count! Chuck
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    I haven't heard that one in a long time. Chuck
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    I guess, when one lacks true skill... get tough. That about sums-up the Sharks. I think, the Canucks got 'em on the run. I don't see them running a streak. They've already lost control. Chuck
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    I love her spirit!
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    The saying! Wise guy! Chuck
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    I'm more familiar with the 'horny fieldmouse'. Chuck
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    He'd fuck-up an anvil with a rubber mallet! Chuck
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    With a mouth like that, why would you waste it TALKING? Best question I've heard in a long time. Chuck
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    'She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!' Chuck "She could suck-start a Harley!" A good friend of mine used to say that... quite often. Chuck
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    'She could suck a golf ball through a 50' garden hose!' Chuck Fixed it for ya. Dayum! ...and to think, I didn't catch her name! Chuck
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    'She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!' Chuck
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    I could tell some war stories that either caused me to wear a helmet (again) or not jump without one. No matter how you slice it, skydiving can be a dangerous activity. Like riding horses or skateboarding. Do you really want to put a price on your own safety? Take the cost of that helmet and divide it by the number of jumps you make in a year. It works-out to be cheap insurance. It gets cheaper as time goes on. It's really, up to you. Chuck
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    You couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle! Chuck
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    I have two... a ProTec and an Arrowhead full-face. It fogged-up too easy so, I took the lense out and wore it with goggles. Had a custom paint job done on it, too. I prefer to not wear a helmet but after a certain incident, I wouldn't jump without one. Chuck
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    Spooky! There wasn't a human skeleton in the vicinity... was there? Chuck
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    Ihaven't heard that in a coon's age! 'I was so drunk, I couldn't get it up with a splint!' Chuck
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    ... and gold!! You got gold? Yeah, and if you try and touch it I'll shoot!! Chuck I shoot back! Chuck
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    My first jumpmaster told me that; "Helmets were only for helping to make cleaning the mess up, easier!" Chuck
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    If someone is good help: 'You're as handy as a pocket on a shirt!' Chuck
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    Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi Berra " The future ain't what it used to be " Yogi Berra I get a kick out of Yogi-isms. In regards to a 'sick' pick-up: "That thing couldn't pull a sick whore outa' bed!" A piece of junk: "Useless as a cunt fulla' cold water!" Something really smooth: "Slicker than snot on a door-knob" Chuck
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    If, you come to a fork in the road... take it! Chuck
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    With the penalties being 13 - 7 in favor of the Sharks, last night, this tells me something... the Sharks are already nervous. Chuck
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    It seems, the Sharks get real 'physical' when things don't go their way. If, they can't beat 'em honest, beat 'em down. The whole series is going to be on the 'ugly' side. The Canucks are going to the finals. Chuck