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    Very cool, congrats!
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    I hope so too! I just found out my grandma has cancer, so Im not sure if I will make it or not yet.
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    Not worth it... I'll be 21 in less than a year. It's atlanta, there have to be some fun restaurants, etc! But thanks for the ideas on things to do
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    So Im going to Atlanta this weekend for a non-skydiving weekend *gasp* Doing a braves game, six flags, coke museum, you know, the usual. So two questions: 1) What are some good under 21 random things to do? and 2) Anyone have a bicycle shop recommendation? Really want a road bike
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    Thanks everyone!
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    If I wanted to come to this one, where would I fly in?
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    Hey, you can solo before 18... Static line is just a method of training to get there
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    You're delusional. But I'm not really surprised because you would have to be a master of self-deception to get up to 420lbs. Not only that, but perhaps he should know that bone is actually quite light. Less than 10% of an average person's body weight, and I hate to tell ya, but bones dont get bigger as you pack on the pounds ... But hey, good luck to the OP with this venture. I really do agree with losing the weight, though. Not only will it be cheaper (hey this is an expensive sport at its cheapest) and safer, but it lowers the risk that someone may see you pound in and shatter some body part(s).
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    Well stop screwing those girls (boys??)!! Jeez, all it should cost you is condoms, which are available for free at most clinics
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    I surprised you didnt post the history of confetti... I looked it up...not intersting enough to post. Then I looked up history of glitter since skymama loves that so much, again not very intersting. So toilet paper was next on my list...Now I am wonder how many sheets of toilet paper a single person uses in their life time. I was thinking aout toilet paper yesterday! Like when did it come about and what did they use before it?? Ps- I use gobs of TP, way more than I need
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    Yes. Perpetually Childlike
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    If you can find one that offers Static Line training, I think you'll be able to jump. May need parental signatures on the waivers though. Skydive Opelika in Tuskegee, AL, has a static line program and Im 99% sure they take 16yr olds with parental consent. The jumping place in Saint Marys, Ga, might also take 16 year olds... Dont really think youre going to find a DZ that does tandems at 16 though....
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    Question: Dont most of mirage's ads involve half naked women in some form? I think the one Ive seen most is the torso and thighs of a flat bellied tan girl wearing a mirage with the mirage logo tanned onto her stomach (like the little playboy stickers they give out at the tanning booths...) Frankly I feel like this one is just tacky humor versus the pure sex appeal that they seem to usually use... And come on we're skydivers! Since when are any of us PC?!
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    Be a man and just use a pull up cord! And Cocheese hit it on the head... I hate seeing shit hanging from mirrors... Too bad I live in SE Alabama and most folks around here are dumbasses. Shaddup! You try closing a Sigma with a pullup cord... Been there, done that
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    Your romantic getaway is quickly turning into a sausage fest Have fun with your lady!
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    My favorite line
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    I was in elementary school when 9/11 happened. Definitely remember it. My little brother now...He took his first steps that day.
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    Be a man and just use a pull up cord! And Cocheese hit it on the head... I hate seeing shit hanging from mirrors... Too bad I live in SE Alabama and most folks around here are dumbasses.
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    Slacker! I can think of a couple people who wouldnt mind
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    Shit. I give the safe sex speech (ok, rant) often... Im only 20!!
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    That is some cool shit
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    The picture is on Hypoxic's Facebook page... Javelin... To the OP, I like my chest strap below the girls too.
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    than renting a car for say 1o days that i don't need. would be great but i've been stuck in japan 2 long wanting to skydive. dam im kinda drunk sorry for misspellings, You'll fit in just fine at the farm
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    Theres a group from my DZ going to a boogie in New Zealand at the end of August...So there is definitely interest
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    hahaha i got bored of trying to list them all after that many Does masturbation affect reading comprehension and short term memory?? YOU listed spankwire.com in your list. WOW. We're BOTH retarded In my defense, it's finals week, I skimmed the list while studying. What are you studying?? Facebook 101 No! I was studying biology