amstalder
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(dsquared waves at renee BBMSGR style..) I need to figure out BBMSGR sometime... Im stealing Patricks blackberry in the near future...
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(dsquared waves at renee BBMSGR style..) I need to figure out BBMSGR sometime... Im stealing Patricks blackberry in the near future...
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(dsquared waves at renee BBMSGR style..) I need to figure out BBMSGR sometime... Im stealing Patricks blackberry in the near future...
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(dsquared waves at renee BBMSGR style..) I need to figure out BBMSGR sometime... Im stealing Patricks blackberry in the near future...
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SHE WORKS AT PIZZA HUT?!?!?!?! Oh honey you oreally can do better.
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Story of my life. and Combat zone X. more like Story of my life. Im sure some one here has the number of a good hooker. Or at least one who doesnt talk. I told you a million times, I'm not going to pay for it if I can get it free... I just gotta figure out how to keep her from being all emotional and such. Im sure we can get you a fund started. Besides, with that girl, you will definitely pay for it, maybe not with money, but you will pay for.
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Story of my life. and Combat zone X. more like Story of my life. Im sure some one here has the number of a good hooker. Or at least one who doesnt talk.
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Then dont you owe me about 2 cases of flags? Oh quit yer bitchin. I sent you plenty o' boxes to make up for it. On a serious note tho, thanks for being here for me all the time
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Then dont you owe me about 2 cases of flags? Oh quit yer bitchin. I sent you plenty o' boxes to make up for it. On a serious note tho, thanks for being here for me all the time
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You gotta let him cry on your shoulder first jk!
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I dont know if this true or not, but one little old lady once told me the secret to a happy marriage was good blow jobs... Who am I to disagree with a woman who has been married for 50 years???
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You just do it. I guess it's different because youre choosing this. I was an army brat and my new husband is also in the army, and we'll be moving in the next few months. But you literally, just DO it. You get involved, make friends, embrace the culture and show a little of yours to your new friends
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Dude, I missed my 1000th, I was sad. Ok not really, but I understand.... Oh and I have no idea what you should do but Im sure it will be lovely.
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You know that's 3 months away, right? I hope you just meant honeymoon, not consumation. Vskydiver and I didn't really get a honeymoon until after 4 kids and 12 years, so I can't really talk. Hell, every day's a honeymoon if you want it to be. Yes, we're saving consummation for the honeymoon In all seriousness, I agree with "everyday is a honeymoon." Just because we arent in some exotic location does not mean we as happy as we can possibly be
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Antlers from the wedding photo attached.
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Thanks! sadly, he's at work The official honeymoon will likely come over Christmas
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Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there
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Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around. well there may still be a shotgun involved... My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome? That shit sucks! On a lighter note: I offered. I wish you would have taken me up on it - i wouldn't have even excersised my right as an English Noble. Oh we loved our ceremony! We got married at the courthouse by one of the probate judge's secretaries in a room filled with mount deer and antlers. It was actually very sweet. But if it wouldve been awesome to have you marry us... just had no way to get a marriage license given our schedules. We're happy with the ceremony itself
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Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around. well there may still be a shotgun involved... My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome?
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V, I want to be you when I grow up
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Are you tasty? Yes, of course. Arent you?
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72% But in all seriousness, isnt been eaten one of those things we're supposed to enjoy?
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I would love that
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Why don't Baptists believe in premarital sex? Might lead to dancing. So true..