ScottishJohn
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cheeseball cootie-pants ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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Can you imagine it, everyone asking me what the weather was going to be the next day etc. (then getting it wrong) ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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LOL , COCOC. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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Don't mention where I work, not on a skydiving forum. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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I wish. mines is white........and it's also a Volvo but most of it works enough to get me to the DZ every week. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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"jumps up and down waving arms like a windmill" me me me ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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Less of the old ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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Oooow , ouch that can't be good for you scratch. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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> It would be more cool if we could undress her.... "We should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky" ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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The very same. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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Skreamer tries to kick Emma's huge arse but Emma come back with a punch below the belt ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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So we won't be seeing you at the DZ this weekend (not in one piece anyway) ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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You should have a word with Graham, maybe he can bring his pit bull to the DZ on Saturday to keep you company ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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How to stop the girlfriends cat from pissing on your rig
ScottishJohn replied to Scratch's topic in The Bonfire
You could always try one of these to stop the cat wandering around and pissing everywhere ================================= I can smell your brains ! ================================= -
> How old are you now you old git!??? 25 (hex) ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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If something is "pants" then it means it is bad ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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I didn't think the weather was going to be too bad. http://www.weather.co.uk/weather/local/UKXX1191?letter=B but I won't mind if the weather is too bad as I will be going out tonight to get ratted as it is my birthday (woooo hoooo) ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Jenny rushed to her grandmother's side. When she asked the particulars of her grandfather's death, her grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning." Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs." She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't been for that ice cream truck going past, he'd still be alive." ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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I couldn't do that to Emma, but Phil .......... ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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> Revenge will be ours John, revenge will be ours.... Yeah, i'll pack his chute and you can push him out over Banbury ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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>Those were the men I was told to stay away form when I was a school >girl! > Hello little girl, would you like to see some puppies. They are in the back of the van. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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We have calculated that you are 70% prone to road rage you are a White Van Man Alright geezer!! You fancy your self a bit don't you? Patience is certainly not one of your virtues. In fact anyone getting in your way is likely to come a cropper before they even have time to apologise. You're a loose canon, and while you think you are God's gift to driving, everyone else is not so sure. You drive fast, drive hard, drive with anger in your eyes and fear in your passengers. You drive in the hard shoulder, jump reds, use the hand brake to turn, the bus lane is your lane, cyclists don't pay road tax so you drive them off the road. Reckless and dangerous - you need to put your fag out, your paper down, turn off your phone and concentrate! This can't be right ! ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================
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> Hummm, must admit, I think this is quite accutate I agree