OlympiaStoica

Perhaps we should start a thread of notes to self about O. Dont ask her for a 3some till the second date. Dont stay in her house over night. What else do we have? Hey ... behave ... or I'll spank you ... Wait ... you might like that ... O

... damn ... what is with all the girlies getting injured laterly? O

Massage therapy? Hey Niki ... you're hired ... as soon as you make that career move ... O

Yes you did ... Nor is mine ...

So, how long have you been playing the flute Spot? O

Hey ... you did an awesome job giving us all a reason to misbehave. Not your fault that everyone is so tight lipped ... (and tight assed) ... O

Yeah, but it's easier when they're already trained. +1

I'm so surprised (and disappointed) this particular thread didn't catch on fire -- so much fun can be had with it ......... O

Wordddddddddddd So ... McSwervy ... you agree? Hmm ... do elaborate ... O

Count me in ... especially if you're involved ... O Sorry "O" ... I just don't want to share sweet little Kimmy with you

Definitely my new favorite!!!! +1

Count me in ... especially if you're involved ... O

There is no arguing with that ... I was just giving Zeb a hard time. Damn, I'm not doing so well with the subtleties today ... O

You guys are incorrigible ... but I love you anyway . Note to self: don't share personal stories on dorkzone.com ... dorks there don't appreciate it ... O

wasted? wasted?! I'm glad somebody picked up on that ... BTW, Zep ... all women are physically capable of squirting. If you're trying to get one of your lovers to do so and she doesn't, it's not her ... it's your technique ... O

I look ... I don't care ... Just the other day I was laughing when I caught myself drooling over this hot guy in a tanktop. That's when I realized I've been single for too long . O

I'd say so ... Hey, if things don't work out, can I give you my number? O

Ha ha ... I was in seventh heaven after my first jump. I went and ran for 10 miles the next day just to calm myself down (it didn't work) ... O

There you go Skittles ... Looks like you have a volunteer for a threesome. I know I may not have perfect command of the English language, but I know that's not what I said. Sorry "Skittles" ... Plus, you are asking for things that would rub a woman (a potential date) the wrong way - and that is one of them things, I guarantee. Nothing makes a woman feel "special" like a man trying to skip over the romance and go straight to 3somes ... and men do try, I kid you not. True story ... this guy I met at the DZ during my AFF (he was there for a tandem) ... mustered the courage to ask for my number ... then mustered the courage to call and ask me out a few weeks later. He is in disbelief when I agree to go out with him than we said he'll make plans for a date and let me know. A couple of weeks later I get an e-mail from him telling me about this swingers party (yep) and asking me if I want to go with him ... on our first date. Well, I ended ripping him a new asshole and never heard from him again. Than, I go to Z-hills for Thanksgiving boogie and guess who is there? Yep ... Mr. Big Nutz ... he decided to get into skydiving and now had 50 jumps. When he saw me there he came up to me and mumbled some half ass apology ... I don't care if he on this site. If you're reading this, I want to let you know what a dumb ass you are ... 'cause I was really interested ... and you blew it. O

It wasn't me ... O thanks for making my weekend.. Hey ... I didn't say I'd mind "trying" ... I just don't want any babies (I'm getting too old for that) ... O

Oh ... if you like sex so much, you might not want to look for a virgin ... or say that she must be virgin, but know everything there is about dirty, crazy sex. Oh ... also say that you want her to have 3somes with you ... O

Me? Bad girl? You have no idea ... O

I love the jumpsuit, but I love seeing your face even more. Ooo ... Kim is hot . O

I haven't posted yet. I'm gonna wait to get some good stuff from people here to add into the ad before posting. Preferably some stuff from women like things that would be pet peeves for them to read in a personal ad. It's perfect!!! Just post it the way it is . O