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After re-reading Ann's post... I think she has some pain meds already Ann, very sorry to here that... Take care... Get someone to help you with your animals so you get some rest.. Blue Skies. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

And I thought that lowering my Cholesterol was a big deal Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

No, No it wasn't down for any one else....... Seb, I think that you must have been the ONLY one having trouble Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Cough, like I said... Educational stuff.. On a side note... DAMN.. Mujie is waaaayyy hot!!! I hope she is not too pissed at this thread, and takes it all as flattering... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

I used the Nicoderm Patch... I'm not afraid to use a crutch... If it doesn't work on your arm... Put it over your mouth Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Crap... Sushhhhhhhhh. Ummm, I was downloading, ummm, educational stuff... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

I quit chewing tobacco October 2001... Man, that was a disgusting habit... I used the Nicoderm Patch... I'm not afraid to use a crutch... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Ohhhh O... I just checked "who's Online" and saw that Guest #36 was downloading an attachment.... Now Mujie's pic is gonna be on porn sites all over the world Someones in BIG Trouble!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Congrats - Future DAD!!!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Yep,,, I think the "Aary Pottar" look is accurate Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

I just thought this was kind of interesting... Not trying to piss off any body... It's supposed to be more like the video where a cartoon guy said "Bill Gates will NOT send 3 cents to a child dying of Cancer for every e-mail you write.....". So, here is the Bill of "NO Rights"..: THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some resemblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a "Bill of NO Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be ... and like the rest of us you need to simply deal with it. ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy by telling them they didn't warn you not to stick the screwdriver in your eye. ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we should be wary of public health care or public anything. ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair (yes, capital punishment). ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV, pool tables, weight rooms or a life of leisure. ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs, education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness--which by the way, is a lot easier if you are not encumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights. ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from. We welcome you here. English is our language and like the one you left behind, we also have a culture. Learn it or go back to the country and the living conditions you were fleeing. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Was the picking about the young look, or the flowers??.. Now Laurel, don't pick on the young skydivers... Slowfaller... Dude you post that stuff and ALL us guys are going to be expected to cough up the flowers.... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

"Both were arrested, Johnson said" - Hmmmm, the 10-year old and the teddy bear, or the 6-year old and the guy with a hollow leg... ok, not to poke fun at the inspectors, just the writing style.... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Nice Shots JP... But, man is it dry in Byron Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

"THANKS"

I think that I saw the new requirement also mention that if Nasty Clown shows up in public again that Chop's D-license will be revoked [J/K] Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

--->Stroh Beer - Drinking the beer won't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom Sorry, I just thought that "Hey Ya'll, Watch This" was over-used Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Chop, So, That IS you behind the Makup!!! Eeeeeeeewwwwww Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Subject: African Story A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed,and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now, the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshundsays...................... "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT . Now, this would be even funnier if you believed that dogs could talk Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

As I typed that, I was thinking about the helicopter jump at SMB - I should probably open now.... Naw, Seb's not open yet Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

It looks kinda like the scene from Terminal Velocity... Maybe you could capture a photo from there... However, I don't know if that is legal or not either.... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

1748.5 Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Mary, No real problem with the bungie pilot chute... It was just several years ago and we were getting out of a C-182 right below the cloud layer. I stepped off, threw out, waited, looked, and there was my pilot chute, just inflating as I transitioned face-to-earth. It was all fine, I just remember it well... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

3.5K is nice and comfortable. 2.5K is fine.... 2K if that's all you can get and SEB is calling you a girl if you don't jump Note to Self: Don't do a 2K hop and pop again with a bungie pilot chute Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

Back loops, I usually tell people to let their arms go straight out to their sides as they drop their knees - this will put you almost in a sitting position. Once your legs are below you, you push your feet out in front and let the wind/air push your legs up in front of you and then up in the air. Once you are about 3/4 of the way through, you just arch aggressively and bring your arms and legs back into the "box" position and you will finish the back loop on your belly... Front loop, the best way ever described to me (that really worked) was to just "dive" between your feet. Literally from a belly to earth position, put your hands together, bend fwd at the waist, and "dive" toward your feet. Once you make it to your back and are starting to face head-up, you bend your knees and spread your arms back to a relaxed position - this will push on the back of your arms while your legs are bent and you will finish the front loop by arching as you return face to earth... Don't try to practice these on a creaper without a helmet Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!