TEB6363

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  1. Yep, Waaaayyy to many clothes in that pic... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  2. It looks like Jay Leno is doing most of the promo work for Arnold... If you want to hear the latest updates, just watch Leno.. Last night - the joint incident was shown.. Yep, Arnold just said, "yes I smoked a joint and yes I inhaled"... They also made comments about his wife's family (Kennedy's) and had some information there.. Arnold is just being straight forward with all this stuff and is apparently pretty serious.. Jay Leno did have a pretty darn good joke last night --> "Just think of all the guys on Death Row in California. Waiting for that 'call' from the Govoner for a pardon. The phone rings, and all they here is "Hasta La Vista Baby!"
  3. I wear my "working" jumpsuit. It is a Flite Suit and is baggy with leather on the seat and inside the leggs. the top is poly cotton and the bottom is ultralite Tuff - Some stuff that Ray Farrell picked up. Very comfortable and works great.. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  4. I heard that Arold has a degree in International Business Management - or something like that.. Heck, If I can't vote for SEB, I'd vote for Arnold..
  5. TEB6363

    fuck ya'll!

    You have to ask Skybytch about the bomber skit.... She is the chief bomber prankster
  6. I'm not sensitive... I'm just a little emotional right now... Can I get a hug after this??? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  7. Very cute... The smile face AND Betsy... But DANG, I think you are lucky that she likes you and was not mad at the time the slider was switched Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  8. Of course it is... It's Soap Now the little face towel, that's another story.. As noted on the show "Friends" - What's the last thing I wash and the FIRST thing that you wash... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  9. Greenie Fight!! Paul and Andrea rolling around wrestling in a kiddie pool of Jello!!! Paul Fully Dressed - SkyMama missing most of her clothes!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  10. The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to make any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2003 winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the! person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub inthe fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  11. TEB6363

    fuck ya'll!

    ---> Her, Her, Fuck Her
  12. Birthday Jump!! Birthday Spankings!!! Birthday Beer!! Wooo Hoooo. Those photos look just like people are falling outa airplanes - What the hell are they thinking??? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  13. Damn Bill,,, You go on vacation and have to work!!! Great Catch!! There are not very many skydivers out there who would have even had a clue... You Da Bomb!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  14. Also check the USPA web page : www.uspa.org.. They have lists of USPA DZs... And, Don't be afraid to go visit BEFORE you make a reservation... Drop by, say hello, see who is there and how you feel about the place.. After all, you are going to be trusting your life to some of those (these) people! Have Fun and Blue Skies. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  15. Most of the time I hate to sit around and play the "what if" game. However, I'm just in the mood.. OK, through my Tandem training, there was the "scary" video and the 11"X17" page of tandem malfunctions that we had to watch, learn, and know. Most of all the 'stuff' they taught us boiled down to pull the handles in the correct order - all of them if you need to. With, of course, the few exceptions. Such as an entanglement with the drogue. Also, the Rig is set up with emergency devices that will activate at a set altitude (in theory). So, with my best and nicest voice
  16. John, SMB takes tandems up to the "Intermediate" altitude of 18,000 feet MSL with oxygen provided on board the aircraft. Each Skydiver/student/aircrew has their own oxygen supply mask for use before the jump. Don't forget that Hollister also has the 18,000 foot tandem (for an extra price also). It is also very common practice to have extra altitude on record jumps where oxygen is used. I have not had any complaints from my students who have gone to 18K. Well, besides some of the 'normal' complaints that occur with all tandems about the opening, comfort, etc. But none specific to the 18K jump. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  17. ... Proof that Skymamas in complete denial of the 'focus' of the picture. Hang on Andrea, your vision comes back after a couple of minutes Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  18. So, are those Ivan's leggs??? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  19. I don't know if it is the stiffeners. But the Sabre2 opens great and turns faster than my previous "square" canopy. It feels like a great all-purpose canopy.. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  20. If you check the switch, I'd bet that the black wire is the "switched/hot" wire... Then the blue hot wire would go with the black hot wire in the box. However, I do have a set of fan instructions at home.. If you give me an hour, I could go get them. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  21. Uhhhh Ohhhh.. We may need a third opinoin here.... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!
  22. OK, First, make sure the powere is OFF by switching off the breaker.. Thank you. I don't want to hear of you flying across the room from any shock.. Now, the green power is for "ground" it goes to the metal box in the ceiling or to a copper wire in the metal box. The white wire gets connected to the white wire in the ceiling. The black and blue wires are for light/fan if you had two separate power wires running from the switch. You can connect them both to the black wire in the ceiling. The light and fan will come on at the same time. I think you might want to replace the dimmer switch in the wall with a regular switch. The power drawn by the fan and light both may not go well with a standard dimmer switch - read fire hazard. Now, most "regular" electrical boxes are not mounted in the ceiling to hold the weight of a fan and light.. If you have access to the attic, you may want to nail or screw a 2X4 above the box to add support and then screw the metal box from the inside into the 2X4.. OK, does any of that make any sense.. I would just go to your place and fix it, but that would cause BIG social problems for me
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    Smile : ) v.2

    Baawwwwwhhhhaaaaa... Love it!! But for some reason I am afraid to look at any of SEB's attachments... I keep expecting some sick picture of a 'CHiP' to pop up... OK, close eyes, [click], open one eye a little... OK, this one is safe Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!