LuckyMcSwervy

Did he tell you he wanted to do unmentionable things to you too? OMG... no! He's a good boy. Always be kinder than you feel.

You should check your outgoing texts. Always be kinder than you feel.

I couldn't get off that freakin' plane fast enough. The woman next to me wanted to be best friends the entire flight. Even when I put in ear plugs, snuggled under my blanket and put on my sleep mask as soon as we boarded in PHL. I told her she had to chill the fuck out and stop touching me. She was like a chihuahua on crack. Always be kinder than you feel.

Make some puppies, it'll help pass the time. Dude.... I'm in coach. Always be kinder than you feel.

Well, this is going to feel like the longest flight of my LIFE. Always be kinder than you feel.

Nailed it. Rox had a 'come to jebus' meeting with his doctor today, and the pharmacies involved. Unfortunately she is not a blood relative and there is little she can do except protest to his daughter and brother. I'm sorry you're going through this. Is the daughter local or even close to him? Any way you guys are able to get his medical Power of Attorney to be more involved in his care? Sucky situation. Good luck. Thanks. His blood relatives need to step up. We've strongly suggested that they do. Unfortunately he has money and I don't believe his family is interested in prolonging his life. He won't go to assisted living, he gets confused, and he's STILL DRIVING! We've even appealed to his families monetary interests by explaining how if he seriously injures someone or worse their inheritance will be gone. No use as of yet. Ahhhh..... unfortunately, I'm all too familiar with people of the "my inheritance" mindset and not doing what's "right". The doctor, in my opinion, isn't doing his/her job if the patient is getting confused and still driving. They're supposed to notify DMV. They CAN have his license yanked. Make the doctor the "bad guy" not the "perceived" heirs. Ugh. I'm probably not saying anything you haven't already thought of. Sorry. Always be kinder than you feel.

Nailed it. Rox had a 'come to jebus' meeting with his doctor today, and the pharmacies involved. Unfortunately she is not a blood relative and there is little she can do except protest to his daughter and brother. I'm sorry you're going through this. Is the daughter local or even close to him? Any way you guys are able to get his medical Power of Attorney to be more involved in his care? Sucky situation. Good luck. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'll have you know I have been to all fifty states, young lady, and I have thus earned the right to talk shit about all of them! I'll still vote for you. Always be kinder than you feel.

It's not like we have a choice. I know I'll make the best of it. If only it were as simple as knowing the time in advance. Man, isn't that the truth. Always be kinder than you feel.

And I bet both of you have never been here? Always be kinder than you feel.

His prescription plan covers multiple prescriptions of the same medication in a short time period? If so, wow. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'am sorry. Sparky Could be much worse. He could live in Jersey. It's NEW Jersey. And it's a lovely, lovely, spectacular place to live. Its Jersey . . . You know it's called Jersey. Do not lie to yourself and others. Got it? I've never called it "Jersey", no one in my family calls it that and no one who lives around here calls it that. It offends me. Take it up with Joe Piscopo. He's Central to Northern New Jersey. BTW, he used to be a former coworker's trash man in the summer. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'am sorry. Sparky Could be much worse. He could live in Jersey. It's NEW Jersey. And it's a lovely, lovely, spectacular place to live. Its Jersey . . . You know it's called Jersey. Do not lie to yourself and others. Got it? I've never called it "Jersey", no one in my family calls it that and no one who lives around here calls it that. It offends me. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'am sorry. Sparky Could be much worse. He could live in Jersey. It's NEW Jersey. And it's a lovely, lovely, spectacular place to live. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'am sorry. Sparky Always be kinder than you feel.

I think you're gonna need this: http://www.amazon.com/MOMO-Fireproof-Pro-Racer-Suit/dp/B008ETQT0O No way. Not at all. Always be kinder than you feel.

Probably. Always be kinder than you feel.

I think I'll vote for you twice. Always be kinder than you feel.

When you say "gone", do you mean like "drone strike" gone, or "Pauly Shore" gone? Since I don't need the Secret Service knocking on my door I'm going to say Pauly Shore gone. Always be kinder than you feel.

That's pretty cool!!! I dated a NHL player back in the day, which was a Wednesday by the way, and he was a douche bag as well. But I can't speak ill of the dead. Always be kinder than you feel.

I can assure you they wouldn't get any support from the white house… Screw the non-support. Make. Them. Gone. So tempted to make a Clinton/Foster joke. Always be kinder than you feel.

^This. Smelling good is always a plus. Always be kinder than you feel.

As long as they take the cast of Jersey shore with them. OMG how could I forget those idiots who bring down MY state? Always be kinder than you feel.

Can you make the Kardashians, Kanye West and all of those Real "Housewives" go away? If so, you've got my vote. Always be kinder than you feel.

When I was a kid and through my teens/early 20s, I loveeeeed the Olympics (moreso the summer games) as I was very athletic and pretty competitive (gymnast/ballet dancer). Back in the day, which was a Wednesday by the way, a lot of little girls dreamed of being the next Nadia Comaneci or Dorothy Hamill. The gymnastics always lit a fire under my ass. I remember watching the high diving and would talk my middle brother into doing the stupidest shit off the diving board in the backyard pool all in the name of competition. There's a jumper from Cross Keys on the Olympic Gymnastic team who went to London in 2012 to compete. He's amazing at the trampoline. I kept track of the games that year as a proud friend. He's a great young man and a good role model for kids. Wish there were more people like him in the world! Always be kinder than you feel.