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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    Spoken like a true gentlemen! And don't forget to run video. Skittles would ike that. What kind of tip was I supposed to give her? Whisper sweet nothings into his ear? By which you mean you would like that, right? That reminds me I forgot to video it again. I didn't go for quite 3 hours last weekend. Only like 2 and a half. Next time, I promise (and yes I'm going to keep bragging about it until I get too old to have that kind of stamina). Well, some guys like that - dirty talk is fun! What kind of vidiot are you if you're forgetting to actually run the video? Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Didn't even come close. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    Au contraire... I'm the only shoulder they can cry on. Paper bags, and all that Speaks French. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Spoken like a true gentlemen! And don't forget to run video. Skittles would ike that. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    | | | | \ / ` Yeah, that's supposed to be an arrow pointing down to my quote. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    Mine's good today. FU -U-U-U-U-UH- UH- CKKKKKKK YOU! How's that? Oh yeah, and then fuck you some more! Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    May I suggest this book? His Needs, Her Needs I think this book should be given to every newlywed couple. I've often heard the first year of marriage is the toughest and I wholeheartedly agree. I don't know if you're religious, but if you're Catholic there's a program called Retrouvaille. Maybe something to look into... Good luck and I really hope you guys can find some common ground.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    What the heck is PoePoe? The po-po-police. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    Does he know about all your DZ.COM boyfriends? I didn't know I had any DZ.com "boyfriends"! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Humps: Jumps: Beer Owed Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    Unfortunately, I have sinus issues which make life miserable for me when it's that cold. My turbinates were trimmed down and when I breath in cold air, it doesn't get warmed as well anymore..... then come the killer ice cream headaches. Sucks! Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm very thankful for: - My health. - My family being happy and healthy.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    This may be silly to some, but all I really want is for everyone I love to be happy and healthy. I have everything else that I "need". But I may hire someone to clean my house once or twice a week - it would be a great gift to myself.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    And this is why I sat my ass out this weekend! When I get to Z-Hills for the X-Keys invasion, I'm going to be a jump whore and enjoy the "warm" weather with as many jumps as I can get in! Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    I can't wait to see you pack that 170 into KGB's rig! And then you can teach me again! Luv ya! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    +1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    I totally agree that this is possible, but with this particular pig, it was panties full of male ejaculate. And she did end up admitting to it right before their divorce was final. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    I think jizz in the panties stolen from the laundry after she got home from a rendezvous with a dirtbag speaks volumes, no? And the dumb C still denied it. Suppose it was a false positive? You must be a defense attorney! Just joking around - I work for the Judiciary and have much love for the entire legal system.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    I think jizz in the panties stolen from the laundry after she got home from a rendezvous with a dirtbag speaks volumes, no? And the dumb C still denied it. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    Psstt..... sweetie... he's only 18 years old. It'll take a bit more time for us X-Keys people to corrupt him properly. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    One of my best friends actually had me buy this for him so his whore ex-wife wouldn't see the charge on his credit card. It worked. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    : 0 : 0 It was a very quiet weekend. Who's Your Daddy is away in FL jumping his little heart out (he did his 1st 2 night jumps last night and also did his 200th today with a 20-way @ Z-Hills - he was very excited!!) so no humps for me this weekend , it was too cold to jump (for me anyway) and no beer owed for anything. I hope next weekend turns out much better! Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's a keeper! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    A big glass of Hershey's Chocolate Milk.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    +1 The good ones make you very happy, they won't make you cry. Except tears of joy.