LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. I know for a fact. I'd know those boobies anywhere. Wow. Someone is pretty lucky to have boobs that look like that. I'm thinking it is a camera trick.. Just to elaborate.... there was some trickery going on with that shot. What about fuckery? "What happens in Puerto Rico stays in Puerto Rico." Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. Not so much a camera trick as I recall though... Hahhahaha!!!! Good memory. Thank goodness for the help of friends. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. I'm not exactly known for traveling lightly. I got my chops busted from the 3 or so big pieces of luggage I took to Puerto Rico for just 6 days.... and no one thinks I can get to FL on just a small carry on... Edited to say this trip is from this Friday night... coming home Sunday night..... Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. I know for a fact. I'd know those boobies anywhere. Wow. Someone is pretty lucky to have boobs that look like that. I'm thinking it is a camera trick.. Just to elaborate.... there was some trickery going on with that shot. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. And Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. What I wouldn't do to get me some A-Rod!! Hahaha!! Loveeeeeeeee him!! Did you guys see his "mea culpa" press conference?? OMG - when he started speaking Spanish I was DONE! D-U-N, done!! And I surely do not care if he's stupid/naive. I'm won't be asking him to balance my checkbook or anything that requires any thought.... Are you sure? Read the following... "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." A-Rod declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," A-Rod said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," A-Rod replied. Things went downhill from there. Like I haven't seen a small penis before.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. Can't say I'd blame him since you're posting while he's in ya. Blues, Dave I don't mess around with Italian guys. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Since that's the only way I go to bed.... the answer is yes. But I sure do miss my big spoon. I loveeeee being little spoon... until i get warm... the its like "get off! get over on your side, bitch!!" Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. and....That's A BAD Thing?! It is when I'm introducing myself as Karen at the DZ and Sebastien pipes up and says, "No, that's Kaboobies." I don't stand a chance as long as he's in the same room! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. What I wouldn't do to get me some A-Rod!! Hahaha!! Loveeeeeeeee him!! Did you guys see his "mea culpa" press conference?? OMG - when he started speaking Spanish I was DONE! D-U-N, done!! And I surely do not care if he's stupid/naive. I'm won't be asking him to balance my checkbook or anything that requires any thought.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. Gotcha. I'm actually in the market for another jumpsuit too (shocking!!!) .... the LS ones are pretty cool... Oh yeah.... I have mad skillz!! LOL! Boy, that sounds eerily familiar.... That was like a challenge to me to have my B before he comes back. He said I won't, I say watch me, hooker!! OK - I'll stop hijacking your serious thread... That is all... Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. No one's getting current on my boobs this weekend!! And no wet t-shirt contests for me!! My girls are staying under wraps!!! It's not like this is Cross Keys or Puerto Rico... sheesh! But seriously, no more boob flashing from me. I already can't shake the nickname "Kaboobies". And "KaBarbie" is starting to stick, too. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Haha. You were just preaching to me the other night about staying current.... hypocrite!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. You may want to ask Luis about that one.... his new jumpsuit is a LS. I think he got it pretty fast, if I remember correctly... while he was in Puerto Rico. And monstrosity?? Hahahahaha!!! Those stripes are just a *little* shiny..... :-) Are you not going to jump with me now... because my jumpsuit is too blingy?? Hahaha!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. Wow. Someone is pretty lucky to have boobs that look like that. I'm thinking it is a camera trick.. Or its just good genes. Someone should thank her parents for giving us such beautiful boobies. Edit: btw I hope your dad is doing ok.
  16. Yep.... they looked hot. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. I can loan you my disco suit. You'd look smashing!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. I know for a fact. I'd know those boobies anywhere. Wow. Someone is pretty lucky to have boobs that look like that. I'm thinking it is a camera trick.. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Hey, this ain't Puerto Rico, buddy!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. 1 / 3 / 5 I;m counting Sebastian in the 5 for this weekend!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Why two years ago??? Ummm.... yeah. WTF? Why 2 years ago??? Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. You can post your own pics.... + 1 I like my job. I am so excited for all of the fuckery about to go down.... YAY!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. Girlie.... remind me never to piss YOU off!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. The Sicilian in me wants to say some really evil things.... but my heart thinks "living well is the best revenge". Always be kinder than you feel.