LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. No, I've never lied or embellished my resume. In my line of work (IT/Judiciary) we are background checked like a mothafucka. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. You ARE Mother Teresa dealing with all of us. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. I knew one of you horn dogs would pounce on the opportunity to say that!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. Anna Nicole Smith. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. Where did ya find it...stickin' out of the windshield? BAM!!!!!! Sorry, Bolas. That was FUNNY! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. And like my parents used to say...... "If you can't be good, be careful!". Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. Make sure you make a road trip down to X-Keys!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. I was just chatting with a girlfriend who said they would call this time of the year "Mating Season"!!! OMG - I thought that was only in animals.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. I can multitask pretty well. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. + 1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. I'm not. OK, just joking. One of my nicknames is HMB. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Apple, with jizz cream? Just to teach them their proper place in the kitchen? Just thought of something..... Apple Pie a la J.O.'d I know, it's just sick. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What???? Don't like apples? Exactly. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. I think he caught a glimpse of a boobie this weekend. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. Apple, with jizz cream? Just to teach them their proper place in the kitchen? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. But you don't have to throw money at us here. We're cheaper!! I say we take the money!!!! Then we have to buy me a new Coach bag. Them's the rules. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. But you don't have to throw money at us here. We're cheaper!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. I've never known a man who didn't mind me treating him like a sex object. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Oh great. A submissive one. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. And you need to get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a pie. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. You have your Crackberry on you, right?? If you head out.... help a sista out and send a little hottie boy pic my way. It's just the right thing to do. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Forgot to ask something very important.... Tadpoles or no?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. Don't they know that's my "thing"???? Go spank them for me, Deedy!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. Were they wearing boardshorts? And, by chance, did you notice if they were wearing chunky metal watches????? If so, see you this weekend!! Can you hold them down long enough for me to get there??? Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. Actually, I thought it was Wednesday, 11 March 2009. ?? Always be kinder than you feel.